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Song Parodies -> "Who'll Stop the Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"Who'll Stop the Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Who'll Stop the Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The sleigh's gotta be pretty fast. Hope the brakes are good! "Virginia" is the girl who in 1897 wrote to the New York Sun newspaper (long since out of business) asking if Santa Claus was real, and was told, "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus..."
(instrumental opening)

Long as I remember
the snow's been coming down.
Up at North Pole waiting.
He'll soon get off the ground.
Good kids through the ages
trying to find some fun.
And I wonder, still I wonder:
Who'll stop the sleigh?

I wrote to Virginia
seeking answers in the storm.
Caught up in the fable
Said, "Yes, the legend grows."
Five-year-olds and pre-teens.
Talking dolls, toy trains.
And I wonder, still I wonder:
Who'll stop the sleigh?

(instrumental break)

Heard the bells a-jingling.
How we cheered for more.
Fireplace extinguished.
Don't want him THAT far warm!
Rudolph's nose for headlight.
But does he have brakes?
And I wonder, still I wonder:
Who'll stop the sleigh?

(instrumental fadeout)

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Fitu Petaia - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
phooooeeeeeeyyyyyy
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done...i liked the way ya snuck virginia in there
Jason. - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Please shut up Fitu. You're annoying.
carol - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely paced, fun to read and sing along with. 5's
Ann Hammond - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I tried Michael by shooting one of his deer.
Michael Pacholek - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Careful, Ann, they have a tendency to run over women, particularly older ones. (Not that you are, I'm just warning.)
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, you've sure got the XMAS spirit this year, don't you, MP? Cute piece...5's ~ ~ ~ OH, yeah...Bah! Humbug!...Just thought I'd throw that in.
Ann Hammond - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I checked to make sure no one had that idea before I submitted my work and saw your I'm Driving Rudolph. It's great.

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