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Song Parodies -> "Stefani"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Stefani"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The original goes back to the 19th Century, but the Beatles made it one of their first recordings -- some say their very first, though this is disputed. Since CZJ, J-Lo, Angelina and Jessica have refused my entreaties, perhaps it's time to move on to another crush with no hope of a favorable resolution.
Stefani is on television.
Stefani is on MTV.
Stefani is on television.
Bring Gwen Stefani to me.

Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
bring Gwen Stefani to me, to me.
Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
oh, bring Gwen Stefani to me.

Last night, as I lay on my pillow
last night, as I lay on my bed
I wondered, am I really shallow
to have Gwen running through my head?

Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
bring Gwen Stefani to me, to me.
Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
oh, bring Gwen Stefani to me.

Oh, Catherine, she will not surround me.
And Jennifer just will not appear.
Angelina still does confound me.
Stefani, I wish you were here.

Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
bring Gwen Stefani to me, to me.
Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
oh, bring Gwen Stefani to me.

Oh, videos on television?
Oh, videos on MTV?
Oh, videos on television?
Bring Gwen Stefani to me.

Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
bring Gwen Stefani to me, to me.
Bring Gwen, bring Gwen
oh, bring Gwen Stefani to me.

Yes, I know she's married. It's just a song.

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Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
how could any woman resist a sonnet such as this Michael? - surely it will be minutes before you get the knock on the door - I wonder if this is the ploy Tom Cruise used - 555
Arwen - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I think she's darling, and extraordinarily talented...much like yourself, Mr. Pacholek. =)
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
great job....and heartfelt, too..5s
Rick C - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, MP. (I'm a big Gwen fan too)555
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know who Gwen Stefani is... but maybe I ought to find out, from the sound of it ;-)
pickle - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
'My Bonnie' was one of the Beatles' early recordings for Polydor in Germany. Another was a remake of 'Ain't She Sweet', which I feel you could apply to Miss Stefani!
Steve K. - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
The song was sung by Tony Sheridan, with the Beatles (including Pete Best on drums) playing the instruments.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Come coppers, I’m chased by a stalker
Come coppers, he’s outside my house
Come coppers, I’m chased by a stalker
He’s pointing a gun at my spouse
Come quick, come quick
He’s started to chant silly songs to me
Come quick, come quick
He’s started to rub up on me!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
That was me channeling Gwen Stefani, I think (or maybe it was just a flashback from one of my encounters with one of my exes).
Patrick Yoness - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
No doubt, this is a 555 parody!
Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe you'll be lucky THIS time, Michael! Promise me one thing...when you get as far down as Kelly Osbourne, give up! 555
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter: That sounds familiar (familiarly pathetic, that is), although I didn't include Gwen in the song: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/jeremybrett1.shtml. Kristof: Are you sure? I mean, there's a big honkin' age difference, but I don't think I'll have a hard time convincing her father than I'm comparatively normal. It's her mother I should be afraid of.

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