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Song Parodies -> "My Evil Twin, Naturally"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"My Evil Twin, Naturally"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

We now return to "All My Children from Another World Search For Tomorrow for One Life to Live As the World Turns on the Passions of their Guiding Light at General Hospital."
In a little whlie from now
I'll bet I'll be feeling down.
I promised myself I'd get myself
to get to the next-door town.
I'd walk up to the house
and there would be a louse
who's the opposite of the things you get
when it's me to whom you're talking.
He don't like Zeta-Jones.
'Cause the bones he'll wish he's jumping
he gets his guilt in Paris Hilton.
She just leaves me grumping.
And if he likes the Mets
with my face, what do you get?
My evil twin, naturally.

To think that only yesterday
"Alone, naturally," I'd say.
But then I found out
and it made me pout
he's got Republican's ways.
And he likes Cheney's heft.
Thinks Rumsfeld's far too left.
But the poll he'll see
down to 33
left his heart in little pieces
leaving him to doubt
talk about God, who ain't right-wing.
"For if he truly does exist
he'll hit Clinton with lightning!"
It's making my brain bleed.
He truly is indeed
my evil twin, naturally.

It seems to me that there are more hearts
breaking in the world
'cause he likes disco.
His brain has flipped so.
What do I do?
What do I do?

(instrumental break)

My evil twin, naturally.

And looking at his goatee
just like Spock, don't you say?
I remember how I cried when my mother lied.
"You're an only child." No way.
But at 36 years old
my brother with twisted soul
he can't understand why I'm this good man.
Junk is my food and his music.
Leaving him to write
but they're trite, his parodies stink.
He even rebuffs Arwen's stuff.
He's psycho, that's what I think.
And when he goes away
I'll feel relieved all day!
My evil twin, naturally.

My evil twin.
So if you see a bad parody with my name on it on this site, chances are it was Bernard.

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Total Votes: 8

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Arwen - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Bernard Pacholek? What a freaking bastard. You OBVIOUSLY got all the fabulous genes in the family...=)
alvin rhodes - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
too funny...hell, my evil twin is my better half
Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
bloody brilliant MP - great idea, great OS and funny as hell - 555
AFW - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Steve Martin movie...and very well done
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written and funny, 555's

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