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Song Parodies -> "Nobody Can Forget Her"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody Can Forget Her"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Now, who can I be singing about? Not Catherine Zeta-Jones. I've given up on her. Really, I have. I swear. You don't believe me? Well, this song is still about someone else. And I think I speak for all the boys in the yard when I say...
Nobody can forget her.
Makes me just like all the rest.
Nobody does it half as good as she.
Baby, we're obsessed.

Not at her movies, but somehow she found me.
I couldn't hide from her spotlight.
But like heaven above me
the elf who loved me
is fiving all my parodies tonight!

And nobody can forget her.
Would not do so if I could.
Nobody thrills us quite the way she'll do.
But you better treat her good!

Her ears, yeah, they're pointed.
Makes my heart disjointed
That's my kind of magic that she's got.
She's four-foot-eleven
but my motor's revvin'
Don't need no spell to convince me she's hot!

And nobody can forget her.
Makes me just like all the rest.
Nobody does it half as good as she.
Baby, baby
with the elf, we're obsessed.
Can't blame us, obsessed!
Baby, we're obsessed!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Kristof Robertson - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, Michael...we know your president of APSBA (Association of Parodists Smitten By Arwen), but you don't have to be so subtle about it! ;-) 4th verse was an absolute cracker...555
Larry Hensley - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This is just a tribute......wait, that's another one........Well, good tribute song anyway. 5s
Arwen - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh about being smitten...=) This is just about the best thing I've read in AGES...not just because it's about me...(though you KNOW that didn't hurt matters)...but also because you picked one of the greatest songs EVER to parody...and it's paced perfectly! I love Love LOVE!!! Mmmmwah!!!
2Eagle - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
poutingly delightful...5s
Johnny D - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
What alvin pouted.

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