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Song Parodies -> "She's Gotta Weigh"
Original Song Title:
"She's Got a Way"
Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"She's Gotta Weigh"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
She's gotta weigh three hundred.
I don't know why it is
but I know that all her steps have thundered.
She's got a way of eatin'.
I don't know why it is
but she doesn't have to be completin' anyway.
She's got a smile that's stuffin'.
I don't know why it is
but offer food, she'll refuse nothin'.
She's got a way of talkin'.
I don't know why it is
but her mouth is full when she is walkin' anywhere.
She comes to dinner, chowin' down excitedly.
Without a pause, she's bitin' free
and I hear chewing sounds.
She's got a way of showin'
mm-hm-hm, stomach made of steel
and she finds the strength to keep it growin'.
She's got a house around her.
Whoa-whoa-oh, and everywhere she goes
a gravity makes stuff surround her everywhere.
She comes to dinner, chowin' down excitedly.
Without a pause, she's bitin' free
and I hear chewing sounds!
Oh-whoa-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa.
She's got a smile that's stuffin'.
I don't know why it is
but offer food, she'll refuse nothin'.
She's gotta weigh three hundred.
I don't know why it is
but I know that all her steps have thundered, anyway.
Hey!
I don't know why it is
but I know that all her steps have thundered.
She's got a way of eatin'.
I don't know why it is
but she doesn't have to be completin' anyway.
She's got a smile that's stuffin'.
I don't know why it is
but offer food, she'll refuse nothin'.
She's got a way of talkin'.
I don't know why it is
but her mouth is full when she is walkin' anywhere.
She comes to dinner, chowin' down excitedly.
Without a pause, she's bitin' free
and I hear chewing sounds.
She's got a way of showin'
mm-hm-hm, stomach made of steel
and she finds the strength to keep it growin'.
She's got a house around her.
Whoa-whoa-oh, and everywhere she goes
a gravity makes stuff surround her everywhere.
She comes to dinner, chowin' down excitedly.
Without a pause, she's bitin' free
and I hear chewing sounds!
Oh-whoa-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa.
She's got a smile that's stuffin'.
I don't know why it is
but offer food, she'll refuse nothin'.
She's gotta weigh three hundred.
I don't know why it is
but I know that all her steps have thundered, anyway.
Hey!
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I normally frown on fat jokes, but I ate it up. Nice!
"around her waist in 80 days"?
Clearly, Ms. Miller, you've been speeding.
Good job.
Great job
"...a gravity makes stuff surround her. " Great line.
Yeah, she got a VCR for Christmas last year. She commented: "Oh, how cute, a pager."
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