Song Parodies ->Authors -> Malcolm Higgins
Greetings to all parodists. My first foray into this group was in 2003 and as of this date, I am very happy to be in the top submitters club, among so many gifted and funny writers. I have written crude, funny, obnoxious and downright angry parodies. I have covered the left side of the political landscape, and slammed the right. A Brit by birth, a Canadian by citizenship, and a free spitit by nature, I write what I feel, votes be damned. I'm glad I know that my songs get many views, if not many votes, because that means I MAY be interesting to some. I don't write for fives, and I don't care about ones. I am here because it is a very easy way to channel out creative energy. I applaud Chuck the administrator for putting up with me for over four years now, and thank him for his patience. To all my friends here, I don't hide. I am Malcolm Higgins of Toronto Ontario, former cop, now a practising paralegal. my profesional website is www.tickettalk.ca That is my serious side. My email is malcolmhiggins@yahoo.com. Drop me a line anytime, even rant if you wish. I am here beacuse I love the concept we have here. Cheers and keep writing.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blowin Up Their Country | Goin Up The Country | Canned Heat | 2.9 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 252 | |
| The Cutter | The Letter | Joe Cocker | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 121 | |
| Ta-li-ban | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 181 | |
| This One's For Al-queda | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynrd Skynrd | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 174 | |
| From Tong No More | The Night Before | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 217 | |
| After They Fold Us | After The Goldrush | Neil Young | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| In A Field | Centrefield | John Fogerty | 3.2 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| I'm A Hoser | I'm A Loser | Beatles | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Silly Willy | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 1429 | |
| Just Take A Pill | Just Like A Pill | Pink | 2.7 | 2.1 | 2.5 | 195 | |
| Bomb Iraq | Barbaraann | Beach Boys | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 155 | |
| Georgy Bush The Next | Henry The Eighth | Hermans Hermits | 1.6 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 127 | |
| After The Bombing | After The Lovin' | Engelbert Humperdinck | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 116 | |
| He's A Weiner | She's A Lady | Tom Jones | 4.1 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 105 | |
| All I Need Are The Chemicals | All I Need Is A Miracle | Mike And The Mechanics | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 116 | |
| Boys With Hummers | Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 4.3 | 3.5 | 3.9 | 115 | |
| An Ass Named Hussein | A Horse With No Nane | America | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 145 | |
| Saddam's On The Run | Band On The Run | Paul Mccartney | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 96 | |
| Saturday In Iraq | Saturday In The Park | Chicago | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 149 | |
| Knee Socks | Squeeze Box | The Who | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 158 | |
| These Guys | These Eyes | The Guess Who | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 104 | |
| Rogaine | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 154 | |
| Saddam Hussein | Sultans Of Swing | Dire Straits | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 136 | |
| Whump! | Hump | Van Halen | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Funny French | Funny Face | Donna Fargo | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 911 | |
| Itchin Inside | Hitchin A Ride | Vanity Fair | 3.0 | 2.3 | 2.6 | 119 | |
| Drained Wops Keep Fallin On My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | BJ Thomas | 2.6 | 2.0 | 2.1 | 159 | |
| Stuck In The Derert With You | Stuck In The Middle With You | Stealers Wheel | 3.0 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 94 | |
| The Night That The Lights Went Out In Basra | The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia | Vicki Lawrence | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 118 | |
| Very Good Munitions | Very Superstitious | Stevie Wonder | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 94 | |
| We're All Americans, Man! | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 89 | |
| Sendin' All The Jets | Benny And The Jets | Elton John | 2.9 | 2.2 | 2.4 | 194 | |
| Saddam | Mother | Pink Floyd | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 102 | |
| A Bone Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert And Sullivan | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 129 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of The Shi'ites | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 2.3 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 99 | |
| Blue Helmets | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 103 | |
| Can't Seem To Hit Delete | Dancin In The Street | Martha Reeves | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 100 | |
| I Wanna Bomb Saddam | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 3.8 | 2.8 | 3.3 | 123 | |
| I'm Dating A Cow | I'm Telling You Now | Freddie And The Dreamers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| Hummers In The City | Summer In The City | Lovin Spoonful | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| The Leader Of Iraq | The Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri Las | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 126 | |
| We're Together Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 3.2 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 106 | |
| It's Not Bacterial | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 2.8 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 118 | |
| There's A Kinder Rush | There's A Kind Of Hush | Gerry And The Pacemakers | 2.7 | 3.1 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Hoagy Sandwich | Body Language | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 144 | |
| Heave | Breathe | Faith Hill | 2.6 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 106 | |
| Keep On Moppin In The Free World | Keep On Rockin In The Free World | Neil Young | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| Itsy Bitsy Awed And Shocky Smelly Little Dark Iraqi | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 110 | |
| Me And You And A Frog Named Lou | Me And You And A Dog Named Boo | Lobo | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 158 | |
| Shock Iraq, Around The Clock | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| That Oldies' Lotion | The Loco Motion | Little Eva | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 127 | |
| I Wanna Own Your Land | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 98 | |
| She Rubs You | She Loves You | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 101 | |
| Bulimian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Hermaphrodite Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 174 | |
| Iraq | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 98 | |
| Bring 'em Home For Christmas | Drivin Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 106 | |
| Tomahawks | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 92 | |
| You've Got To Hide Saddam Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.9 | 87 | |
| Big Bombs | Big Balls | AC/DC | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 163 | |
| Bohemian Fantasy | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 2.9 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 187 | |
| Tomahawks Keep Fallin By My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | Bj Thomas | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 98 | |
| Addicted To Grub | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 106 | |
| I Am Spock | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 3.8 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| If I Was Phil Alexander | If I Had A Million Dollars | Barenaked Ladies | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 93 | |
| Phoney Baloney | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 127 | |
| That's A Moray | Thats Amore | Dean Martin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4407 | |
| Blistered And Peeling | Hooked On A Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 120 | |
| Am I Right | Up All Night | Boomtown Rats | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 130 | |
| Man, I Need To Go Right Now | No One Needs To Know Right Now | Shania Twain | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 116 | |
| You Might Stink | You Might Think | The Cars | 3.2 | 2.3 | 2.5 | 149 | |
| All Because Of You..my Genes | All I Have To Do Is Dream | Everley Brothers | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 141 | |
| Mrs Brown Please Wipe That Ugly Snotter | Mrs Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Hermans Hermits | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 95 | |
| Scuds Are My Rockets | Drugs In My Pocket | The Monks | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| My Separation | My Generation | The Who | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 126 | |
| Love Doll | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| Breaking Wind Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 2.9 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 110 | |
| My Rug | My Love | Paul Mccartney | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 90 | |
| A Boogie Lined My Glove | A Groovy Kind Of Love | Phil Collins | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 113 | |
| Bad Thongs | Sad Songs | Elton John | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 133 | |
| Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Hank Snow | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 1586 | |
| It Tasted Funny | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 114 | |
| Eight Lays A Week | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 119 | |
| If I Smell | If I Fell | The Beatles | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.4 | 102 | |
| Bony | Lonely | Bobby Vinton | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 99 | |
| Lingerie | One Fine Day | The Chiffons | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 122 | |
| U.P.S. | Sos | Abba | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| You're Way Too Fat | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 98 | |
| All We Need Is Rush | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 120 | |
| The Tragic Bust | The Magic Bus | The Who | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 106 | |
| Knockin On Saddam's Door | Knockin On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 119 | |
| Zeroes | Heroes | The Wallflowers | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 126 | |
| Pour Me Genessee | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 116 | |
| Drivel Of Saddam Hussein | Rhythm Of The Falling Rain | Cascades | 4.1 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 121 | |
| Pedophile | Stay Awhile | The Bells | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 126 | |
| You're Wrong | Your Song | Elton John | 2.9 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 114 | |
| Perjury Blues | Mercury Blues | David Lyndley | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 101 | |
| You Can't Hurry | You Can't Hurry Love | Phil Collins Version | 4.3 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 101 | |
| Loony Toony, Not Agreein' Little Midget North Korean | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| A White Sport Ute | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| Al Basrah | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 126 | |
| Ebola | Lola | Kinks | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 201 | |
| No Boogers Tonight | No Sugar Tonight | The Guess Who | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 96 | |
| Just Misinformation | Just My Imaginations | The Temptations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Those Tragic Morons | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 3.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 98 | |
| S.T.G | A.B.C. | The Jackson 5 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 116 | |
| All My Exes Drive A Lexus | All My Exes Live In Texas | George Strait | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 705 | |
| Lefties Out | Check It Out | Mellencamp | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 110 | |
| Florios | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 99 | |
| I'm On The Right | I'm All Right | Kenny Loggins | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 119 | |
| Iraqi Surrender | Never Surrender | Corey Hart | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 118 | |
| All My Lootin | All My Lovin | The Beatles | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 118 | |
| Braggin' Is Fine | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James And The Shondells | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 86 | |
| Kind Of A Nag | Kind Of A Nag | The Buckinghams | 3.3 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| Some Leather | The Letter | The Boxtops | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 96 | |
| Where Did The Scuds Go? | Where Did Our Love Go? | The Supremes | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 79 | |
| Left Has Lied To Us Before | 25 Or 6 To 4 | Chicago | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 193 | |
| Her Brother's Gay | Another Day | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 95 | |
| Moisture Farm | Juniors Farm | Paul Mccartney | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 93 | |
| Silly Rug Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul Mccartney | 4.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 88 | |
| Booger Booger | Sugar Sugar | The Archies | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 134 | |
| Where Are The Scuds? | Where Is The Love | Roberta Flack | 3.3 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 84 | |
| You're Insane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 105 | |
| Fat As You | Fast As You | Dwight Yoakam | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 116 | |
| Ak-47's Lovely, My Kalishnikov | You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 111 | |
| Bake Me A Buttertart | Build Me A Buttercup | The Foundations | 4.2 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 551 | |
| I Can Pee Clearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 133 | |
| I'm Heavily Sedated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 89 | |
| My Concubine | Cloud Number Nine | Bryan Adams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| Rid Me Of This Despot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 96 | |
| Sendin Out For A Hero | Holdin Out For A Hero | Bonnie Tyler | 3.4 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Midnight Crossdressings | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 155 | |
| Marital Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 141 | |
| Gorgonzola | Lola | The Kinks | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 113 | |
| Won't Get Ruled Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 128 | |
| Young Boys | Rough Boys | Pete Townshend | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 320 | |
| Hair Beneath My Arms | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 115 | |
| Cujo | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Ali Could Fight | Hollywood Nights | Bob Seger | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 120 | |
| Teenage Vasectomy | Teenage Lobotomy | The Ramones | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| Mars | Cars | Gary Numan | 3.1 | 2.4 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Headache Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 155 | |
| It's Just Kind Of Tragic | Its A Kind Of Magic | Queen | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 140 | |
| I Got Another Drink Comin' | You Got Another Think Comin' | Judas Priest | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| Next | Blessed | Elton John | 2.0 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 99 | |
| Charge It Girl | Barbie Girl | Aqua | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 173 | |
| I Wanna Be Your Mother | I Wanna Be Your Lover | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 86 | |
| Wax Man | Taxman | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 101 | |
| A Better Place To Pee | A Beter Place To Be | Harry Chapin | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 91 | |
| Arrested For Driving While Black | Arrested For Driving While Blind | ZZ Top | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 148 | |
| Wife's Been Good | Life's Been Good | Joe Walsh | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 112 | |
| Share The Can | Share The Land | The Guess Who | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 82 | |
| The Vote Out | The Load Out | Jackson Browne | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 79 | |
| 867-d-i-e-t | 867-5309 | Tommy Tutone | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 196 | |
| Don't Break A Fart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 187 | |
| Right All Right | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| I'll Just Buy Lucky Charms Tonight | I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight | Cutting Crew | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 146 | |
| I've Seen This Rug Before | I've Been In Love Before | Cutting Crew | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Burger, Chicken, Rings, Shake And Fries | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Somebody's Crazy | Somebody's Baby | Jackson Browne | 3.5 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| Undercut | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 140 | |
| Pandering | Wonderin' | Neil Young | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 80 | |
| Low Fat Muffins | All My Lovin | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 123 | |
| Baby You Can't Hide That SARS | Baby You Can Drive My Car | The Beatles | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 112 | |
| He's Black | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 96 | |
| I'm Testing That New Lotion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 109 | |
| Drivin While Black | Jumpin Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | 3.4 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 93 | |
| Pretty Lazy | Pretty Lady | Trooper | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 132 | |
| You Make Me Feel Like An Actual Woman | You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman | Arethra Franklin | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 123 | |
| Bobblehead Toads | Copperhead Road | Steven Earle | 2.7 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 101 | |
| Streetsweeper | Heatseeker | AC/DC | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 124 | |
| I Love Rocky Road | I Love Rock And Roll | Joan Jett | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 120 | |
| On My Throne | On My Own | Patti Labelle And Michael MacDonald | 2.7 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 112 | |
| Need An Organ Donor For This Weekend | Everybody's Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Flatulent Son | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 111 | |
| Le Squeak | Le Freak | Chic | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 161 | |
| In Stilettos | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 109 | |
| Africans Die | American Pie | Don Mclean | 4.1 | 2.9 | 4.0 | 135 | |
| Dames People Lay | Games People Play | The Spinners | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 119 | |
| I Feel So Wheezy | It Don't Come Easy | Ringo Starr | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 94 | |
| They Changed The Words To My Song Ma | Look What They Done To My Song Ma | Melanie | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 130 | |
| Earthworm Jim | My Girl Bill | Jim Stafford | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 157 | |
| The Right Tonight | This Flight Tonight | Nazareth | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Snot's Runnin | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 100 | |
| At I.H.O.P | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 94 | |
| At The Gap | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 103 | |
| At The Top | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 115 | |
| Do The Crop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 89 | |
| Malky Stop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 91 | |
| Through The Stop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| Bought A Hoochie | Chattahoochie | Allan Jackson | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 146 | |
| You Above Me | Do You Love Me? | Dave Clark Five | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 113 | |
| Grandpa Got Won Over By A Strange Queer | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 135 | |
| On Top Of Souvlaki | On Top Of Old Smoky | Public Domain | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 102 | |
| Dry Your Eyes | Lyin Eyes | The Eagles | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 119 | |
| A Goofy Kind Of Rug | A Groovy Kind Of Love | Phil Collins | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 118 | |
| Aaliyah | Ah Leah | Donnie Iris | 3.2 | 2.7 | 2.9 | 733 | |
| Hot Dog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 3.2 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 134 | |
| Take A Walk On The Left Side | Take A Walk On The Wild Side | Lou Reed | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 166 | |
| Always A Klingon For Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Litigious Times | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 96 | |
| The Strongest Wine | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 101 | |
| Ranting In The Park | Dancing In The Dark | Springsteen | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 96 | |
| Smokin' | Strokin | Clarence Carter | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| Honeybun | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 96 | |
| Rave Nude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 119 | |
| Prostitution | Revolution | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 192 | |
| I Think Logically | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 142 | |
| Mend Me, Shapely | Bend Me Shape Me | American Breed | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| And When I'm High | And When I Die | Blood Sweat And Tears | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| More Than I Can Pay | More That I Can Say | Leo Sayer | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 128 | |
| Peelin There For Years | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 94 | |
| Sleaze Talk | Squeeze Box | The Who | 3.7 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| The Town's Compliance | The Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfinkel | 3.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| I've Tasted Ringolos | I'm Just A Gigolo | Not David Lee Roth | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 96 | |
| Slashin' The Missus | Passionate Kisses | Mary Chapin Carpenter | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 110 | |
| All You Need Is Drugs | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 193 | |
| Drugged He Ran | Barbara Ann | Le Garcons De La Plaige | 3.3 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 90 | |
| Royce Miller | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 85 | |
| Hey McCloud! Get Offa My Yew | Hey You, Get Offa My Cloud | The Rolling Stones | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 272 | |
| Got A Flat Tire | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul McCartney | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 125 | |
| Trudy, Don't Take My Rug To Town | Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town | Kenny Rogers | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Is That Drugs? | Is That Love | Squeeze | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| A Test Tickle | The Miracle | Queen | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 137 | |
| Learnin' To Drive | Learnin' To Fly | Tom Petty | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Drinks | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 193 | |
| Help Me Make It Good And Tight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Freddy Fender | 2.0 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 139 | |
| I'd Like To Teach The World To Drink | I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing | Traditional | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 90 | |
| You've Gotta Booze That Girl | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 83 | |
| Seems Like A Woman To Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 134 | |
| Pass The Gravy | In The Navy | Village People | 3.9 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 111 | |
| Slayin The Wife | Stayin Alive | The Beegees | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| We Hate Gravity | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | 2.6 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 119 | |
| Boogie Wipes | Boogie Nights | Heatwave | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 234 | |
| (George has) | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.4 | 177 | |
| I'm Eatin Curry (and Don't Know Why) | I'm In A Hurry (and Don't Know Why) | Alabama | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 169 | |
| Baby, Can I Graze By You? | Amazed | Lonestar | 4.1 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 118 | |
| Being To The Benefit Of Mr Pete | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 112 | |
| I Really Need A Tan | I Wanna Be Your Man | The Beatles | 3.8 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 85 | |
| I'm A Hoser | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 114 | |
| I'm A User | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 101 | |
| Please Freeze Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 92 | |
| They Love Me | She Loves You | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 82 | |
| Was He White Before? | The Night Before | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 97 | |
| Tainted Blood | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 250 | |
| The Charms Of Merry | The Arms Of Mary | Ian and George Sutherland | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 92 | |
| Two Guys | Blue Eyes | Elton John | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 96 | |
| You'll Succumb To Me | You'll Acompany Me | Bob Seger | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 94 | |
| Dressed | Blessed | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 102 | |
| Teutonic | Ironic | Alanis Morrissette | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 104 | |
| Dar's Leaving Home | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 101 | |
| I Will Write No More | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 118 | |
| That's A Baboon On The Right | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 102 | |
| Pip's A Man | Guitarzan | Ray Stevens | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 143 | |
| Got My Sights On Two More | Lookin Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 90 | |
| These Two Are Strange | People Are Strange | The Doors | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 97 | |
| Billy's Shrub Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul Mccartney | 4.3 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 101 | |
| Fully Woolly | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 3.9 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 110 | |
| No More | You're The Biggest Part Of Me | Ambrosia | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| Their Repeats Have No Shame | Where The Streets Have No Name | U2 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 145 | |
| Amputated | Complicated | Carolyn Dawn Johnson | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 119 | |
| Because You're Both Guys | Because I Got High | Afroman | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.7 | 132 | |
| Six Foot Two | Five Foot Two | Ray Henderson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 223 | |
| Refugee | Refugee | Tom Petty | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 88 | |
| Lebiew Scuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Anteater | Maneater | Hall And Oates | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 430 | |
| Totally Blitzed From The Start | Total Eclipse Of The Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 113 | |
| Do You Really Want To Burp Me | Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? | Boy George | 3.7 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 135 | |
| Dumber | Longer | Dan Fogelberg | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 124 | |
| Merry's Player | Mary's Prayer | Danny Wilson | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 142 | |
| I Can Tell Them Apart | Never Tear Us Apart | INXS | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 130 | |
| Oh Merry | Oh Sherie | Steven Perry | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 128 | |
| Exlax | Relax | Frankie Goes To Hollywood | 2.8 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 136 | |
| Where The Sheiks Have No Name | Where The Streets Have No Name | U2 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 122 | |
| Oh, She's A She Now? | Who Can It Be Now? | Men At Work | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 106 | |
| She's Like A Sea Cow | Who Can It Be Now? | Men At Work | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Mumblin | Wonderin' | Neil Young | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 87 | |
| I Bought It | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 85 | |
| Cannonballs | Cannibals | Mark Knopfler | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Merry's Lil' Lark | Cherry Hill Park | Billy Joe Royal | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 128 | |
| Don't Be Fooled | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 171 | |
| Peregrin, I Know You're One | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 128 | |
| Peregrin Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 96 | |
| Peregrin | Cinnamon | Derek | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 137 | |
| Frizzy | Dizzy | Tommy Roe | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 109 | |
| Pips And Mer, Goodbye | Kiss And Say Goodbye | The Manhattans | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 105 | |
| Share Amiright Together | Sharing The Night Together | Dr Hook | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 139 | |
| Is She Deceiving Me? | She Believes In Me | Kenny Rogers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| I've Got It Right | We've Got Tonight | Kenny Rogers | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 99 | |
| (Is Peregrin A Man) Down Under? | Down Under | Men At Work | 3.8 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| Nefarious | Aquarius | From Hair | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 96 | |
| Comb It Over | Think It Over | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Correction | Objection | Shakira | 3.2 | 3.9 | 3.6 | 111 | |
| Good Vibrators | Good Vibrations | Le Garcons De La Plaige (the Beach Boys En Francais) | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 119 | |
| In The End, They Were Girls | It's The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.3 | 145 | |
| Al Queda Cell | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | 4.3 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Have You Ever Been Fellows? | Have You Never Been Mellow? | Olivia Newton John | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 98 | |
| For Those Devout To Spock | For Those About To Rock | AC/DC | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 143 | |
| Mer | Hair | From | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 140 | |
| Oh Royce Miller | Oh Suzanna | James Taylor Version | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 179 | |
| Just A Chance With You (ode To Royce Miller) | (I'm Happy Just) To Dance With You | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| The Continuing Story Of Florio, Bill | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 82 | |
| After The Throbbin | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdink | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 132 | |
| Mal The Flasher | Albert Flasher | The Guess Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| Mer Is A Woman | American Woman | Guess Who | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 101 | |
| I Can't Smell You, Why? | I Can't Tell You Why | The Eagles | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.2 | 117 | |
| I'll Never Drink That Much Again | I'll Never Love This Way Again | Dionne Warwick | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 101 | |
| Peregrin and Merry | Rainy Days And Mondays | The Carpenters | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 99 | |
| Under Her Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapron | 2.7 | 2.1 | 2.3 | 122 | |
| Of Mer I Can Dream | American Dream | Csny | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 141 | |
| Still Colonoscopy | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 311 | |
| Big Fat Bong | Big Bad John | James Dean | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 107 | |
| Whipped Cream Baby | Dream Baby | Roy Orbison | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 100 | |
| Would They Combine? | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 88 | |
| Mailhouse Talk | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Mer and Pip | Theme From Gilligans Island | Theme Song | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 107 | |
| Rivalry | Valerie | The Monkees | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 138 | |
| For A Camel, Walk A Mile | Come On Baby Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 160 | |
| Don't Sue Me For That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Is A Threesome Better? | Happy Together | The Turtles | 3.5 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| If I Were A Democrat | If I Were A Carpenter | Johnny Cash | No Votes | 116 | |||
| Miller, Queen | Killer Queen | Queen | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 138 | |
| Peregrin | Let Em In | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Walking My Baboon | Walking On The Moon | The Police | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 82 | |
| Echinacea | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 95 | |||
| They're My Calvin Kleins | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 97 | |
| New Quaaludes | Blue Suede Shoes | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 88 | |||
| John Deere, Be Good | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | No Votes | 254 | |||
| The Girl With Bad Eczema | The Girl From Ipanema | Frank Sinatra | 3.0 | 1.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Bartender Girl | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Tie Me Up | Start Me Up | Rolling Stones | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Tie Old Malky Down | Tie Your Mother Down | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Merry Baby | Sherry Baby | The Four Seasons | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 115 | |
| My Fly | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 105 | |||
| Ari Fleisher | Albert Flasher | The Guess Who | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Mad Cow Arising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 110 | |
| Last Call | Stand Tall | Burton Cummings | No Votes | 117 | |||
| They're Implants On Me | Take A Chance On Me | Abba | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 164 | |
| The Death Of The Westchester Herald | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Syrians | Innocence | Harlequin | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Syrians | Innocence | Harlequin | No Votes | 78 | |||
| It's Miss Miller Tonight | In The Still Of The Night | The Five Satins | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Roll Me Over ( In Mazola) | Think It Over | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Ham And Two Eggs | Death On Two Legs | Queen | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 144 | |
| Squashin Me Baby | Rockin Me Baby | Steve Miller | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Mad Cows | Sad Songs | Elton John | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Rundown | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Corny People | Lonely People | America | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Mellow Fellow | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | No Votes | 109 | |||
| The Sex Change | The Anthem | Good Charlotte | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Stopped At The Border | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | No Votes | 98 | |||
| You Better Get Outta My Face | We Gotta Get Outta This Place | The Animals | 4.3 | 2.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| I Suffered A Stroke | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | No Votes | 163 | |||
| Cheese Or Gravy? | She's A Lady | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 99 | |
| We Must Parody | We Just Disagree | Dave Mason | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Why We Need Depends | Why Can't We Be Friends? | War | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Stall Me | Call Me | Blondie | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 147 | |
| Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell | Pulling Mussels From The Shell | Squeeze | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 167 | |
| Women | Woman | John Lennon | No Votes | 90 | |||
| What's Become Of Our World? | What A Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | 4.7 | 3.7 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| My Skirl | My Girl | The Temptations | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Wonderin Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 136 | |
| If You Deceive Me Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Drugs Will Keep Us Together | Love Will Keep Us Together | Captain And Tennille | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 363 | |
| Viagra | Amanda | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| In Left Field | Centrefield | John Fogerty | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Don't Bring Me Cows | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Roachbusters | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker Junior | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Florida | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Farts | Hearts | Marty Balin | 3.3 | 3.7 | 2.7 | 130 | |
| Euchre | Luka | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Spamreader | Maneater | Hall And Oates | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 87 | |
| Chunky Thighs | Sexy Eyes | Dr Hook | No Votes | 157 | |||
| Bell Operator | Smooth Operator | Sade | No Votes | 137 | |||
| All I Wanna Do Is Eat Take Out Food | All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You | Heart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| If You're Chicks I'd Love To Do You Tonight | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | England Dan And John Ford Coley | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 124 | |
| All In Fun | Still The One | Orleans | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 160 | |
| Fake It, To The Limit | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | No Votes | 113 | |||
| Barndance | Moondance | Van Morrison | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Modem Love | Modern Love | David Bowie | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Musical | Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Tom's Goolies | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Royce | Boys | The Beatles | No Votes | 101 | |||
| I'll Be Fat | I'll Be Back | The Beatles | No Votes | 89 | |||
| I'm So Wired | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Pablum Child | Problem Child | AC/DC | No Votes | 127 | |||
| What I Like About Pooh | What I Like About You | The Romantics | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Condit | Donna | Richie Valens | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Gitch Up Inside | Hitchin A Ride | Vanity Faire | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Morocco | La Bamba | Richie Valens | No Votes | 203 | |||
| All My Cows | All Right Now | Free | No Votes | 141 | |||
| Roycie's Song | Danny's Song | Anne Murray | No Votes | 124 | |||
| No Mad Cow | Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| It's Menstruation | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 102 | |||
| I Entered The Gay Pride Open | Into The Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Shag Doll | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 101 | |
| Got Mosquitos Every Night | Sausalito Summer Night | Deisel | No Votes | 153 | |||
| a Waste Of Money | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | No Votes | 140 | |||
| Along Comes Merry | Along Comes Mary | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| I Just Help Myself | I Can't Help Myself | The Four Tops | No Votes | 94 | |||
| I Speak Mandarin | My Green Tambourine | The Lemon Pipers | 3.3 | 3.0 | 2.7 | 108 | |
| Never My Royce | Never My Love | The Association | No Votes | 86 | |||
| I Said Who 'dat? | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | No Votes | 103 | |||
| Your Mother Should Go | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Before The Next Despot Falls | Before The Next Teardrop Falls | Freddy Fender | 1.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 117 | |
| Sildenafil | Cinnamon | Derek | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Frisco Sucks | Disco Duck | Rick Dees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Don't Throw Up On Me Baby | Don't Give Up On Us Baby | David Soul | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 376 | |
| Your Motion | Emotion | Samantha Sang | No Votes | 105 | |||
| Can You Make It Good And Tight? | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Freddy Fender | No Votes | 118 | |||
| Can't Stand This Hosiery | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 84 | |
| Leads To The Right | Into The Night | Benny Mardones | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 134 | |
| Fear Factor | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| (I Will Write) 500 Songs | (I Will Walk ) 500 Miles | The Proclaimers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 363 | |
| Leather Pants, Lubricant, And A Mitten | Rose Petals, Incense And A Kitten | The Association | No Votes | 84 | |||
| When You're Only Homies | You're Only Lonely | JD Souther | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 123 | |
| I'm A Little Bit Grosser | Come A Little Bit Closer | Jay And The Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Blow Yourself Up | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| I Widen Thongs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Breakfast | Midnight Blue | Melissa Manchester | No Votes | 111 | |||
| That's What Some Fans Said | That's What The Man Said | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 79 | |||
| Slime Passages | Time Passages | Al Stewart | No Votes | 78 | |||
| The Year I Was Fat | Year Of The Cat | Al Stewart | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Merry, I Need Your Lovin | Baby I Need Your Lovin | The Four Tops | No Votes | 97 | |||
| I Can't Help Feeling The Left Is Through | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 85 | |||
| Martha, My Dear | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | No Votes | 116 | |||
| Martha's Silver Platter | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | No Votes | 109 | |||
| Insider Trading | After The Lovin | Engelbery Humperdink | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Billy Florio | Saturday Night | The Bay City Rollers | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 103 | |
| Mix It Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Singin La Karaoke | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | No Votes | 110 | |||
| I Need All Those Geraniums, Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 75 | |||
| West Nile And Sars | Venus And Mars | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 85 | |||
| Flossed My Bum | Lost In Love | Air Supply | 3.5 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Greedy Swine | 39 | Queen | No Votes | 176 | |||
| These Are The Ways Of Our Wives | These Are The Days Of Our Lives | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Four Little Rules | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery) | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | No Votes | 106 | |||
| (I Love Your ) Bust The Way You Are | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| Say Has Anybody Seen My Fishnet Pantyhose? | Say Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose? | Dawn | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 154 | |
| Reasons To Be Glum | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| The Last Thong | The Last Song | Edward Bear | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Who Are You? | Who Are You | The Who | No Votes | 105 | |||
| Huge Thighs | Blue Eyes | Elton John | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Careleth Lithper | Careless Whisper | George Michael | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Fetish | Cherish | Kool And The Gang | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| It's All They Can Spew | It's All I Can Do | The Cars | No Votes | 134 | |||
| Beast Is The Word | Grease Is The Word | Franki Valli | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Billy Don't Be A Queer | Billy Don't Be A Hero | Paper Lace | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Bulimia | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| Bulimia | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 99 | |
| Miffed Today | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | No Votes | 91 | |||
| What Are You? (Ode To Pips And Merry) | Who Are You | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| You're Thirteen | You're Sixteen | Ringo Starr | 3.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Pox The Monkey | Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | No Votes | 90 | |||
| A Queer At The Moment | The Heat Of The Moment | Asia | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Wrinkles In The Morning | Angel Of The Morning | Merillee Rush | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Purple Veins | Purple Rain | The Artist When He Was Known As Prince | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| When Blood Dries. | When Doves Cry | The Artist Formerly Known As The Idiot Known As Prince | 3.2 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| Fletcher Christian | Sister Christian | Night Ranger | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 173 | |
| Blood Bank | Love Shack | B52's | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 107 | |
| Tangled In The Wind | Candle In The Wind | Elton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 107 | |
| (I Bought A ) Truck For You | Stuck With You | Huey Lewis And The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| In Bed With A Centipede | Ahead By A Century | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Pus And Phlegm | Us And Them | Pink Floyd | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Mental Block | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| pocket Pool | Rocket Man | Elton John | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Look Up Your Bum | Soak Up The Sun | Sheryl Crow | No Votes | 95 | |||
| (Martha's Stock) Isn't Rising | The Rising | Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Talk To My Body Parts.. | Talk To The Animals | Dr Doolittle The Musical | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Chameleon | Already Gone | The Eagles | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Shave Me | Save Me | Queen | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 171 | |
| Pardon My Farts | Harden My Heart | Quarterflash | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| They're Gay | The Way | Gigi D'agosthino | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 85 | |
| I'm A Retriever | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Don't Like This Peeling Anymore | Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore | Reo Speedwagon | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Come Wail Away | Come Sail Away | Styx | No Votes | 127 | |||
| Letters From The Prison Ward/ Drive Away Chante' | Letters From The 9th Ward/ Walk Away Rene | Rickie Lee Jones | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Checkin Out | Check It Out | John Cougar Mellencamp | No Votes | 78 | |||
| Losin All My Hair | Livin On A Prayer | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| The Same | The Flame | Cheap Trick | No Votes | 89 | |||
| The Meat Is On | The Heat Is On | Glenn Frey | No Votes | 111 | |||
| The Bride Is High | The Tide Is High | Blondie | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Clinkin' Our Glasses | Jackie Onassis | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 84 | |||
| Sickle Cell | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Some Bodies Should Not Wear A Thong Song | Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song | B.j. Thomas | No Votes | 331 | |||
| He Cane In Through The Car's Front Window | She Came In From The Bathroom Window | The Beatles | No Votes | 80 | |||
| No Emotion | The Loco Motion | Litle Eva | No Votes | 105 | |||
| Show Devotion | The Loco Motion | Little Eva | No Votes | 109 | |||
| The Loco Potion | The Loco Motion | Little Eva | No Votes | 98 | |||
| The R.i.a.a | Carry That Weight | The Beatles | No Votes | 81 | |||
| West Nile | stay awhile | The Bels | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Last Turdless Evening | Last Worthless Evening | Don Henley | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| Brandyman | Candyman | Sammy Davis Jr | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Gross To You | Close To You | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| With Or Without You | With Or Without You | U2 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 156 | |
| Veranda | Amanda | Boston | No Votes | 134 | |||
| If I Was A Spammer | If I Had A Hammer | Paul, Mary And Peter | No Votes | 100 | |||
| After The Drugging | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Take Ecstasy, And You'll End Up Next To Me | It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next To Me | Barry White | No Votes | 106 | |||
| These Things Called Rugs | This Thing Called Love | Queen | No Votes | 127 | |||
| I'm Getting Slightly Mad | I'm Going Slightly Mad | Queen | No Votes | 133 | |||
| Rug Removal Machine | Love Removal Machine | The Cult | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| (I Can't Get No..) Hard Contractions | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 94 | |
| Flunkytown | Funkytown | Lipps Inc | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 155 | |
| Seasoned Gravy | She's A Lady | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Which Way You Goin', Jolie? | Which Way You Goin', Billy? | The Poppy Family | 3.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Pool Change | Cool Change | Little River Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Spam | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Whaling | Sailing | Christopher Cross | No Votes | 87 | |||
| The Wrong One | The Long Run | The Eagles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 83 | |
| What's Drugs Got To Do With It? | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 98 | |
| Always Something Bare To Remind Me | Always Something There To Remind Me | Naked Eyes | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Letting Gays Inside | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Kobe, Tell Us Why | I Can't Tell You Why | The Eagles | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Scotch On The Rocks | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Overfilled | Overkill | Men At Work | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| Web Spammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Stray Cat Splat | Stray Cat Strut | Stray Cats | No Votes | 134 | |||
| Kobe Went Down To Boulder | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| A Little Quick Pee, A Little Quick Pooh | A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You | The Monkees | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Ballad Of The Fish Filet | Balad Of The Green Berets | Sgt Barry Sadler | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 305 | |
| No Haired Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Green Tea | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | No Votes | 105 | |||
| These Dwarfs Are Great For Tossin | These Boots Are Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | No Votes | 100 | |||
| You Can't Hurry Dumps | You Can't Hurry Love | Diana Ross And The Supremes | No Votes | 197 | |||
| Lets Stew Pussycats | What's New Pussycat | Tom Jones | No Votes | 114 | |||
| Chicken Wings | Broken Wings | Mister Mister | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 1438 | |
| Abortion | Emotion | Samantha Sang | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 151 | |
| Throwing Up Your Beers | Holding Back The Years | Simply Red | 3.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 136 | |
| I Think You Can Moan Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tiffany | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 108 | |
| Shaving Off My Bum For You | Saving All My Love For You | Whitney Houston | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Should I Shave Or Let It Grow? | Should I Say Or Should I Go | The Clash | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 133 | |
| To Be A Brother | To Be A Lover | Billy Idol | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Those Tight Wee Bums | Tonight She Comes | The Cars | No Votes | 140 | |||
| Suck And Blow | Touch And Go | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Bse | Abc | The Jackson 5 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| SARS Infectious, Down In Texas | All My Exes Live In Texas | George Strait | 4.3 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 94 | |
| You Write Up My Wife | You Light Up My Life | Debby Boone | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Another Day In L.A. Vice | Another Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | 4.0 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 96 | |
| Leather My Face | Leather And Lace | Stevie Nicks | 4.8 | 3.5 | 4.8 | 135 | |
| Motorkill | Overkill | Men At Work | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| Texas | Texas | Chris Rea | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| Dissection | Objection | Shakira | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Only Nineteen | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 112 | |||
| A Thong This Time | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | No Votes | 100 | |||
| Your Wrist | The Twist | Chubby Checker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| I'm Into Something Wood | I'm Into Something Good | Hermans Hermits | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Shouldn't It Be Rice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 74 | |||
| Martini, Schir, And Pleasche Make It Dry | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | No Votes | 93 | |||
| The Poconos | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Blasted On Wine | Bottle Of Wine | Tom Paxton | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Two Foot Putt | Coconut | Nilsson | No Votes | 116 | |||
| Nothin's Within | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Cat Box Liner | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Did He Go Gay? | Montego Bay | Bobby Bloom | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Save Parliament Hill | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 68 | |||
| Another One Buys Her Bust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 2.8 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 208 | |
| Been On Drugs Before | Been In Love Before | Cutting Crew | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Goolies | Truly | Lionel Ritchie | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Flip It | Whip It | Devo | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Hanging With A Marmot | Hanging By A Moment | Lifehouse | No Votes | 140 | |||
| How You've Defined Me | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Six Feet Under | Down Under | Men At Work | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 106 | |
| Playing The British Open | Into The Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Kobe's Cryin | Jamie's Cryin | Van Halen | No Votes | 112 | |||
| They're Ours, Man | Guitarzan | Raystevens | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 358 | |
| Sherrif In The Morning | Angel Of The Morning | Merrilee Rush | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Sons Of That Saddam Hussain | Rhythm Of The Fallin Rain | The Cascades | 3.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| Brand New Tank | Brand New Key | Melanie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Laxative Swirl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Syphillis | Cinnamon | Derek | 3.0 | 1.0 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| She Broke The Wind | She's Like The Wind | Patrick Swayze | 3.3 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 151 | |
| And I'll Wee Wee There | Handle Me With Care | Travelling Wilburys | No Votes | 100 | |||
| A World Without Drugs | A World Without Love | Peter And Gordon | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Crackhead | Blackbird | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Qusay | Cupid | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Hello, You Die | Hello Goodbye | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 100 | |
| Herpes, Crabs And Fleas | Gypsies Tramps And Thieves | Sonny And Cher | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| Come On Feel It, Royce | Cum On Feel The Noise | Slade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Does Anybody Really Know What Kind It Is? | Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? | Chicago | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Lay The Same | Play The Game | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| You're Not Gonna Make It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 92 | |
| Green Acres I Love | Tenager In Love | Dion | No Votes | 160 | |||
| Cause I Mugged You | Coz I Luv You | Slade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Come On Peel For Boys | Cum On Feel The Noise | Slade | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| Goodbye To Wayne | Goodbye T' Jane | Slade | No Votes | 126 | |||
| My Girl Fran | My Friend Stan | Slade | No Votes | 120 | |||
| Lay Me For A While | Stay Awhile | The Bells | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Cop Muzik | Pop Muzik | M | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Latex Glove | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 100 | |
| Topless Wife | Walk Of Life | Dire Straits | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| I Dropped A Turd | I'm Like A Bird | Smelly Furtado | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| Timbits | Cupid | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Killing Iraqis | Killing Me Softly | Roberta Flack | No Votes | 213 | |||
| Infidel | Mission Bell | Donnie Brooks | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Mr Saddam | Mr Sandman | The Chordettes | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 142 | |
| Five Guys | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Night Sniper | Pied Piper | Crispian St. Peters | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Did She Really Lay Those Guys | Pretty Little Angel Eyes | Curtis Lee | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| Booked A Flight Economy, Now I've Got Deep Vein Thrombosis | Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 1.3 | 4.0 | 3.3 | 184 | |
| Intelligence From Our Friends | A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 117 | |
| That From The USDA | Back In The USSR | The Beatles | No Votes | 104 | |||
| Sung Together | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Don't Let Will Tong Catch You Lying | Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying | Gerry And The Pacemakers | No Votes | 100 | |||
| I'll Be Back (the Arnold Schwarzenegger Song) | I'll Be Back | The Beatles | 3.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 111 | |
| I'll Follow This Bum | I'll Follow The Sun | The Beatles | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Margueritas, We Have Made | Lovely Rita, (Meter Maid) | The Beatles | No Votes | 114 | |||
| Far Right Obsessions | Midnight Confessions | Grass Roots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Tongue Stuck Out, It's Acid On A Blotter | Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Hermans Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Please Tease Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| The Fool On The Pill | The Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Stick It To Guy | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| British Submarines | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 101 | |
| Four Way Flashers | Albert Flasher | The Guess Who | 3.0 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 82 | |
| Vatican's Spoken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Gin Fizzy | Sin City | AC/DC | No Votes | 134 | |||
| Pin City (the Bowler's Anthem) | Sin City | AC/DC | No Votes | 122 | |||
| New Age Waistband | Teenage Wasteland | The Who | No Votes | 115 | |||
| The First Cut Is Still Easy | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Cat Stevens | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Use Leather? You Bet | You Better You Bet | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| You Don't Have To Say You Did Her | You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Lars | Cars | Gary Numan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| A Sexual Disease | Industrial Disease | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Blubber Of Mine | Lover Of Mine | Alannah Myles | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Fag Doll | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 96 | |
| I Am Really Full | I Am Beautifil | Christina Aguilera | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| And I Did Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Kobe, It's You | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Jailbird | Blackbird | The Beatles | No Votes | 101 | |||
| From Three To Two | From Me To You | The Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| I Kill (the O.J Reminder Song) | I Will | The Beatles | No Votes | 90 | |||
| The Continuing Usage Of Birth Control Pills | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 91 | |
| Nine Sausages | Time Passages | Al Stewart | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Only The Bony | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Short Skirts | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| She's Not Gonna Fake It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twister Sister | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 83 | |
| Tummy Tuck | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | No Votes | 183 | |||
| Escape | Escape The Pina Colada Song | Rupert Holmes | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Robert Blake | Fire Lake | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 101 | |
| Huim | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Ahnold's On De Aihwayffs | Pilot Of The Airwaves | Charlie Dore | No Votes | 104 | |||
| Keep On Shockin Me Baby | Keep On Rockin Me Baby | Steve Miller | No Votes | 129 | |||
| Separated | Operator | Jim Croce | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Someone Laid My Wife Tonight | Someone Saved My Life Tonight | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Make Her Smile | Stay Awhile | The Bells | No Votes | 139 | |||
| I Was Paid For Clubbing You Baby | I Was Made For Lovin You Baby | Kiss | No Votes | 125 | |||
| Absolutely White ( The Michael Jackson Song)) | Absolutely Right | Five Man Electrical Band | 2.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| Along Came Thongs | Along Came Jones | Ray Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Kerrigan | Cinnamon | Derek | No Votes | 141 | |||
| Stun Gun Fun | Fun Fun Fun | Le Garcons De La Plaige | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Sunday Sunday | Monday Monday | The Mamas And The Papas | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| This Magic Modem | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Already Wrong | Already Gone | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Parody Sunday | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | No Votes | 148 | |||
| Pulling On Depends | Waiting On A Friend | The Rolling Stones | No Votes | 83 | |||
| I Left Something There To Indict Me | Always Something There To Remind Me | Naked Eyes | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 117 | |
| Reds Are Turning | Beds Are Burning | Midnight Oil | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 155 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Pepperoni | Mony Mony | Tommy James And The Shondells | No Votes | 120 | |||
| Democrat Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 101 | |
| Heroin Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 99 | |
| Ahnie | Money | The Beatles | No Votes | 118 | |||
| Back to the U.S.S.R | Back In The U.S.S.R | The Beatles | No Votes | 149 | |||
| I Like Wine | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| I Nose Mine | I Me Miine | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 82 | |
| He Should Have Known Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | No Votes | 92 | |||
| He's A Liar | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | No Votes | 78 | |||
| I'm So Tired ( Of The Lefty Whining) | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| Deficit Hider | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Tell Me Lies | Tell Me Why | The Beatles | No Votes | 106 | |||
| The Wrong And Whining Left | The Long And Winding Road | The Beatles | 2.5 | 1.0 | 1.5 | 94 | |
| The Right Before | The Night Before | The Beatles | No Votes | 81 | |||
| With A Little Help From The Reds | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 79 | |
| Re-callin' (the Gray Davis Song) | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Arnie | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Turfin' Gray Today | Surfin Usa | The Beach Boys | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 81 | |
| We Can Turf Him Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 74 | |
| My N-64 | When I'm Sitxy Four | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 89 | |
| Arnie's Song ( Turf Him Out) | Anthony's Song ( Movin Out) | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 109 | |
| Before The Next State Recalls | Before The Next Teardrop Falls | Freddy Fender | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Goodbye T' Gray | Goodbye T' Jane | Traditional | No Votes | 122 | |||
| Something About The Way You Took The Right | Something About The Way You Look Tonight | Elton John | 2.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 72 | |
| When The Lights Went Out | When The Lights Are Out | Slade | No Votes | 127 | |||
| Aint That Homely Yet | Aint That Lonely Yet | Dwight Yoakam | No Votes | 113 | |||
| Lansing's In The Dark | Dancing In The Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 93 | |
| Leftist Man | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 4.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| He's A Liar | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | No Votes | 80 | |||
| This Year's Misses ( The Gray Davis Song) | This Year's Kisses | Dick Powell ( 1937) | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 63 | |
| They're All The Same | Ain't That A Shame | Fats Domino | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Wake Up With An Uzi | Wake Up Little Susie | Everley Brothers | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| After The Votin' | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Everybody Wants To Rule This Site | Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 78 | |
| They Tell Lies | Edelweiss | Public Domain | No Votes | 109 | |||
| How Much Is The Debt In California? | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Traditional | 3.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 144 | |
| Arnie, Blow Away That Whore | Michael Row The Boat Ashore | Traditional | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 83 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Oh Susanna | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Iraq's Chemical Ali | The Black Superman Muhammad Ali | Johnny Wakelin & The Kinshasa Band | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 88 | |
| Losin' | Groovin | The Rascals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Bunny | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| My Thighs | My Guy | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Play That Monkee Music | Play That Funky Music | The Monkees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Mallory | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Hung Girl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| The Flugelhorn | the Unicorn | The Irish Rovers | No Votes | 118 | |||
| I Shot Your Parrot ( But I Didn't Shoot Your Parakeet) | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 105 | |
| Lefties Be | Let It Be | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 94 | |
| Cyclops, With One Eye In My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.j. Thomas | 3.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Myna Bird | China Girl | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Straight Through The Heart | Straight From The Heart | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Allegations True | Allegheny Moon | Patti Page | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Don't Be Fooled | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| A Wasted Bunny | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | No Votes | 98 | |||
| My 'roids Came Back | My Boyfriend's Back | The Shirelles | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Leather, My Love | Never My Love | The Association | No Votes | 90 | |||
| So Slappy Together | So Happy Together | The Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Three Acres Of Drugs | Teenager In Love | Dion And The Belmonts | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Preparation | Henry The Eighth I Am | Herman's Hermits | No Votes | 95 | |||
| I'm Anemone The Eighth | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | No Votes | 85 | |||
| I'm Anemone The Eighth | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | No Votes | 85 | |||
| It's The Ends That You Curl | It's The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Put A Little Slug In His Heart | Put A Little Love In Your Heart | Jackie Delshannon | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Put A Little | Put A Little Love In Your Heart | Jackie Delshannon | No Votes | 92 | |||
| I'm Better | The Letter | The Box Tops | No Votes | 91 | |||
| A Rambler | The Wanderer | Dion And The Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Old Coots Are Great For Talkin | These Boots Are Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | No Votes | 101 | |||
| We Three Chinks | We Three Kings | Traditional Christmas | 2.5 | 1.0 | 1.2 | 124 | |
| Underwear Change | People Are Strange | The Doors | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Hairy Baby | Cherry Chery | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Own Your Own Sleigh | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | No Votes | 75 | |||
| Pop Rules The World | Pop Goes The World | Men Without Hats | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Urchin | Urgent | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Baby I Love Your Grey | Baby I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | No Votes | 107 | |||
| The Public Should Know | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | No Votes | 83 | |||
| A Cross Dress Universe | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Geese | Grease | The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| The Left Are So Evil | Winchester Cathedral | The New Vaudeville Band | No Votes | 108 | |||
| I Was Paid For Rubbin You Baby | I Was Made For Lovin You Baby | Kiss | No Votes | 142 | |||
| Dreadlocks Keep Growin From My Head (mahn) | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.J Thomas | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Gimme All Your Muffins | Gimme All Your Lovin | Z Z Top | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Run Of The Lieberman | Son Of A Preacherman | Dusty Springfield | No Votes | 77 | |||
| Onto Braun | On And On | Steven Bishop | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| A Sharpton's Man | Sharp Dressed Man | Z Z Top | No Votes | 121 | |||
| A Boss That You Can Curse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 141 | |
| Brand New Me | Brand New Key | Melanie | No Votes | 152 | |||
| Daddy's Stoned | Daddy's Home | Shep And The Limelites | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Dedicated To The One Eyed Lug | Dedicated To The One I Love | Mamas And Papas | No Votes | 110 | |||
| I Hear You Rocking | I Hear You Knocking | Dave Edmunds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| I Second That Demotion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson | No Votes | 112 | |||
| (Their) Leader's Talkin Crap | Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri Las | No Votes | 87 | |||
| We're On A Bender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| New Lies From The Left Again | Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain | Willie Nelson | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Weevil Face | Evil Ways | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Heard It On A Dateline | Heard It Through The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Slingin A Load | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | No Votes | 89 | |||
| We're On The Right Together | Sharing The Night Together | Dr Hook | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| G.O.P. | TNT | AC/DC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| ( I Will Swap) 500 Files | ( I Will Walk)500 Miles | The Proclaimers | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 184 | |
| Objection (to The Election) | Objection | Shakira | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Democratic Boo Boo | Chatanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 101 | |
| Bad Advice | Edelweiss | Sound Of Music Soundtrack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| Lieberman's On Crack | Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri Las | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| As Queers Go By | As Tears Go By | Marianne Faithful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| I'm Out Of Time ( The Johnny Cash Song) | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Always Look From The Right Side At Life | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life | Monty Python | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| I Don't Like Sundaes | I Don't Like Mondays | The Boomtown Rats | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 168 | |
| I Don't Wipe Somedays | I Don't Like Mondays | The Boomtown Rats | No Votes | 115 | |||
| I Love The Right Life | I Love The Night Life | Alicia Bridges | No Votes | 124 | |||
| I'm All Dyke | I'm Alright | Kenny Loggins | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Filter Queen | Killer Queen | Queen | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Life In The Left Lane | Life In The Fast Lane | The Eagles | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Slow Guy | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Tragic | Magic | Pilot | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.7 | 152 | |
| Amiright Hassles | Nights In White Satin | Moody Blues | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Radar Guns | Radar Love | Golden Earring | No Votes | 128 | |||
| Please, The Lotion ( The Suntanning Song) | Sweet Emotion | Aerosmith | No Votes | 81 | |||
| The Greek (jimmy The Greek, That Is) | The Streak | Ray Stevens | No Votes | 97 | |||
| (We're Goin) Up And Down Again | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Midol Free Day | Ymca | The Village People | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Gettin' Old | Centerfold | J Geils Band | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 137 | |
| Don't Cook Crack | Don't Look Back | Boston | 1.7 | 2.3 | 2.0 | 144 | |
| Bubblicious | Double Vision | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| I Gotta Walk And Go Fart | I've Got A Rock And Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Chicks With Fat Asses | Jackie Onassis | Mellencamp | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Dubya's Tune | Romeo's Tune | Steve Forbert | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 97 | |
| Suicide Bomb | Suicide Blonde | Inxs | 2.2 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 147 | |
| Keep Your Stockings, It's A Free World | Keep On Rocking In The Free World | Neil Young | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 108 | |
| Ringolos | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| I Aughta Warn 'er | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Slurring.. My Words | Courage.. My Word | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Is That Their Nine? | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | No Votes | 88 | |||
| G.O.P | Let It Be | The Beatles | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 138 | |
| Taxgrab | Taxman | The Beatles | No Votes | 76 | |||
| Carry On, Now Lieberman | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Hung And Breasted | Young And Restless | Prism | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Protection | Objection | Shakira | 2.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 95 | |
| Kerry's A Dork | Cherry Hill Park | Billy Joe Royal | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 94 | |
| Some Wail Away | Come Sail Away | Styx | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Hard Haddock To Fake | Hard Habit To Break | Chicago | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Dead Head Nine | Red Red Wine | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 66 | |||
| Al Sharpton | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| The Flight To Right | This Flight Tonight | Nazareth | No Votes | 114 | |||
| This Slime | This Time | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Wallenda Girl | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Hang On Poopies | Hang On Sloopy | The McCoys | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 186 | |
| Help Me Fondle | Help Me Rhonda | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 90 | |
| You're All The Same(political) | I Call Your Name | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Amnesty | Honesty | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Isabel (the Hurricane Song) | Ring My Bell | Anita Ward | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Froot Loop Diet | Zoot Zoot Riot | Cherry Poppin Malkies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Biggest Fart From Me | Biggest Part Of Me | Ambrosia | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| People Who Tried (political) | People Who Died | Jim Carroll | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| The Great Wallendas (another Tribute To The Great Ones) | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| We'll Take Surrender ( The New French National Anthem) | The Great Pretender | The Platters | No Votes | 85 | |||
| A Monica Woman ( Political) | American Woman | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Land Of Old (political) | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Newt's A Start (political) | Boots Or Hearts | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Dub Grows Where Joe Lieberman Shows | Love Grows Where My Rosemary Grows | Edison Lighthouse | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Moseley | Snowbird | Anne Murray | No Votes | 145 | |||
| This Newt Was Made For Talkin | These Boots Were Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| You Don't Have To Be Ken Starr (political) | You Don't Have To Be A Star | Marilyn McCoo And Billy Davis Jr | No Votes | 92 | |||
| A Baboon Delight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Gigli | Big League | Tom Cochrane | No Votes | 122 | |||
| Stars | Cars | Gary Numan | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Veins | Chains | The Beatles | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Fool Change (political) | Cool Change | Little River Band | No Votes | 113 | |||
| Marriage (My Word)..the Gay Nuptuals Song | Courage (My Word) | Tragically Hip | No Votes | 314 | |||
| Don't Throw My Rug Out On Me Baby | Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me Baby | Hamilton Joe, Frank And Reynolds | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 1184 | |
| Year Police | Dream Police | Cheap Trick | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Dry At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.5 | 99 | |
| Drippies, Cramps And Heaves (the Flu Song) | Gypsies Tramps And Theives | Cher | No Votes | 151 | |||
| Hasn't Bit Me Yet ( The West Nile Ballad) | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| I Saw Her Armpit Hair | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| I Should Have Grown Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | No Votes | 85 | |||
| I Right The Wrongs(political) | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | No Votes | 83 | |||
| I'd Die Instead (political) | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | No Votes | 64 | |||
| They'll Follow A Bum | I'll Follow The Sun | The Beatles | No Votes | 69 | |||
| They Are Losers(political) | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | No Votes | 73 | |||
| I'm Happy If You Lance These Two ( The Boil Song) | I'm Happy Just To Dance With You | The Beatles | No Votes | 65 | |||
| Major Bomb | Major Tom | Peter Schilling | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Lieberman | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| Pair Of Black Snipers | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | No Votes | 76 | |||
| Tie A Yellow Gibbon From A Jungle Tree | Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando And Dawn | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Wonderin' Where The Liars Are | Wonderin' Where The Lions Are | Bruce Cockburn | No Votes | 136 | |||
| Mighty Sick Steers | 96 Tears | Ray And The Mysterians | No Votes | 127 | |||
| Any Slime At All (political) | Any Time At All | The Beatles | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 82 | |
| For Your Birthday, I Bought A Spongebob | Get A Haircut And Get A Good Job | George Thorogood | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Back To Mexico ( The Border Petrol Song) | You, Me And Mexico | Edward Bear | No Votes | 110 | |||
| Recall Time | 409 | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 146 | |||
| Building Up Runnerups ( Political) | Build Me Up, Buttercup | The Foundations | No Votes | 119 | |||
| California's Beaming ( Political) | California Dreamin' | The Mamas And The Papas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Commie And I'm Great (political) | Henry The Eighth I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| I Started With Coke | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | No Votes | 147 | |||
| Like A Strolling Ho | Like A Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Moseley My Dear (the Braun Song) | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | No Votes | 72 | |||
| Recall Vote Is Back Today (political) | Rock And Roll Is Here To Stay | Danny And The Juniors | No Votes | 102 | |||
| That Gray's A Whining Poser (political) | The Days Of Wine And Roses | Andy Williams | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Their Lyin' Creeps Tonight (political) | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | No Votes | 99 | |||
| We'll Cheat Again (democratic Political Strategy) | We'll Meet Again | Guy Lombardo | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Davis Needs To Go Right Now ( Political) | No One Needs O Know Right Now | Shania Twain | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Goodbye Palmer | Goodbye Stranger | Supertramp | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| G.O.P | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 94 | |
| Simply Irreversible | Simply Irresistable | Robert Palmer | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Funny Ho | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| I Want To Grate Cheese | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Margaritapill | Margaretaville | Jimmy Buffet | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Silicon Piles | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Mai Tai | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 76 | |||
| Takin Care Of Quizno's | Takincare Of Business | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| With A Rubber Duck | With A Little Luck | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 84 | |||
| Eggnog | Headlong | Queen | No Votes | 125 | |||
| Democratic Man(political) | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 75 | |||
| Just A Married Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Military Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Solitary Can | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 74 | |||
| Very Hairy Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 94 | |||
| A Cocomocha | The Locomotion | Little Eva | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Reappear | Disappear | Inxs | No Votes | 134 | |||
| Bye Bye Rug | Bye Bye Love | The Cars | No Votes | 109 | |||
| It's All They Can Do (political) | It's All I Can Do | The Cars | No Votes | 77 | |||
| You Might Drink | You Night Think | The Cars | No Votes | 90 | |||
| A Boy Named Sue ( The Transvestite Anthem) | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 142 | |
| Ballad Of A Teenage | Ballad Of A Teenage Queen | Johnny Cash | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 109 | |
| He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands | He's Got The Whole World In His Hands | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Destined To Win | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| A Dickhead In Love | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | No Votes | 109 | |||
| Dancing With Marcel ( At The Bath House) | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| Television | Double Vision | Foreigner | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 82 | |
| Escape, The Pee In A Closet Song | Escape, The Pina Colada Song | Rupert Holmes | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Go Back | Get Back | The Beatles | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Hey Pick Me, Be My Pa | Obladi Oblada | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 111 | |
| She's Got A Chicken Outside | She's Got A Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 81 | |
| When I'm Six Feet Four (That's A Huuuuge Bitch!) | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Squishin And Gropin | Wishin And Hopin | Dusty Springfield | No Votes | 85 | |||
| Mr Universe | Across He Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| Do You Vant To Know De Secret? | Do You Want To Know A Secret | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 98 | |
| If I Was The Governor | If I Had A Hammer | Trini Lopez | No Votes | 84 | |||
| Drive It In The Fairway ( The Tiger Woods Lament) | Pilot Of The Airwaves | Charlie Dore | No Votes | 107 | |||
| All My Gropin ( Or, The Arnie 'hands On' Style Of Governing) | All My Lovin | The Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| All You Need Is Thugs | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Come Back ( The Viagra's Wearing Off Song) | Get Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Seasick Asian Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Talwin | Long Run | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Puking In Your Sleep | Talking In Your Sleep | The Romantics | No Votes | 83 | |||
| A Day In The Life (of A Recent Surgical Patient) | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Being For The Benefit Of Chucky G | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Gave Gray Defeat | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 3.0 | 5.0 | 2.0 | 89 | |
| Virgin | Urgent | Foreigner | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Total Numbers | Golden Slumbers | The Beatles | No Votes | 80 | |||
| I'll Be Slack | I'll Be Back | The Beatles | No Votes | 84 | |||
| Inflammation | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Destitute | Substitute | The Who | No Votes | 130 | |||
| Livin With Karla Homolka | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 135 | |
| Flatulent Son | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | No Votes | 103 | |||
| If You Could Read Behinds ( The Saga Of The Well Used Lawn Chair) | If You Could Read My Mind | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| The Rectum Of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 1267 | |
| Democrats We Should Hang Up High | Angels We Haveheard On High | Traditional | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Oh Little Town Of Anaheim | Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| ( I Wish They Offered Me) California Girls | ( I Wish They All Could Be)california Girls | The Beach Boys | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 83 | |
| And When I Fry (the Last Wish Of A Serial Killer) | And When I Die | Blood Sweat And Tears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Fat All Over | Glad All Over | Dave Clark Five | No Votes | 116 | |||
| Michelle ( Or, Why Is There Animals Playing Love Songs For Us?) | Michelle | The Beatles | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 165 | |
| Viagral Wood | Norweigan Wood | The Beatles | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Can We Do It Twice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Campin' Man | Ramblin Man | The Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Part Of My Ass | Heart Of Glass | Blondie | No Votes | 130 | |||
| King Of Stains | King Of Pain | The Police | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Like Iraq | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | No Votes | 197 | |||
| All You Need Is Luck (the Bosox Anthem) | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| House Of The Rising Buns | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 119 | |
| A Plate Of Asparagus | The Age Of Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 128 | |
| I Hear You Barkin' | I Hear You Knockin | Dave Edmunds | No Votes | 110 | |||
| Whne Dubya Went Down To Georgia | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 102 | |
| We're On American Land | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Girls With Leather Have Fun | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Slim | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 84 | |||
| I Just Want To Be Your Hairy Thing | I Just Want To Be Your Everything | Andy Gibb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| By Best French Girlfriend | My Best Friend's Girlfriend | The Cars | No Votes | 132 | |||
| Small Cow | Small Town | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Still From The Surgery | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | No Votes | 76 | |||
| The Bosox' Summer | The Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 81 | |
| She's So Wide | She's So High | Tal Bachman | No Votes | 110 | |||
| Dry My Scar | Drive My Car | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| A Cheerio Girl | Material Girl | Madonna | 3.5 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 119 | |
| I Want A Booty Nurse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Dentistry | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| P.S. I.O.U | P.S. I Love You | The Beatles | No Votes | 99 | |||
| The Medical Mystery Whore | The Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Hair Beneath The Wings ( The Air Italy Song) | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bettee Midler | No Votes | 124 | |||
| Talented Girl | Calendar Girl | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Yummy Yummy Mummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | Ohio Express | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 197 | |
| Gonna Go And Get Stuffed | When The Going Gets Tough | Billy Ocean | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Bob Or Ann? | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Bunged Together | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| My Girls ( The Pimp Daddy Song) | My Girl | The Temptations | 5.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 183 | |
| Pain | Fame | David Bowie | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| How Sweet Is Is (to Be Loved By Two) The Threesome Song | How Sweet It Is ( To Be Loved By You) | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Necrtotizing Fasciitis | The Hypnotizin Boogie | David Wilcox | No Votes | 113 | |||
| Relevant | Cannibals | Mark Knopfler | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Threes Please Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | No Votes | 93 | |||
| With Your Golden Hair (the Herbal Essence Song) | Sister Golden Hair | America | No Votes | 150 | |||
| Beemer | Dreamer | Supertramp | No Votes | 102 | |||
| G.P.S | SOS | Abba | No Votes | 171 | |||
| Stick Em Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Stick It Up (the Suppository Song) | Lick It Up | Kiss | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 153 | |
| Pair (the Merry And Pippin Question) | Hair | The Cowsills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Forever And Ever A Man | Forever And Ever Amen | Randy Travis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| For Four Guys Only | Fot Your Eyes Only | Sheena Easton | No Votes | 169 | |||
| Losing By Decision ( The Boxer's Lament) | Losing My Religion | REM | No Votes | 138 | |||
| Pizza Pizza | Teacher Teacher | Rockpile | No Votes | 115 | |||
| I Hear You're Dropping | I Hear You Knocking | Dave Edmunds | No Votes | 86 | |||
| Addicted To Smut | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Toys Of Summer | Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Goin To Depends All The Time ( The Leaky Song) | Goin To The End Of The Line | Travelling Wilburys | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Porn Free | Born Free | Matt Monro | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Don't Fear The Reefer | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 636 | |
| Striptease Chimpanzees | Gypsies Tramps And Theives | Cher | No Votes | 337 | |||
| (It Took ) The Longest Time | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Dinner Without You | With Or Without You | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| As Long As You're Ugly | As Long As You Love Me | Backstreet Boys | 2.8 | 3.5 | 2.5 | 158 | |
| The Swedish Thing | The Sweetest Thing | U2 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| But I'd Love To | Coz I Luv You | Slade | No Votes | 122 | |||
| Think I Need A (Gatorade) | Lovely Rita (Meter Maid) | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| Bakin Hairy Biscuits ( The Warsaw Oven Song) | Takin Care Of Business | Randy Bachman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Crack To You ( The Stripper's V.I.P Song) | Back To You | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Dickweed | Big League | Tom Cochrane | No Votes | 134 | |||
| Skippin Your Classes | Jackie Onassis | Mellencamp | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 103 | |
| It's The Most Wonderful Time If You're Queer. | It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year (christmas) | Eddie Pola, George Wyle | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 175 | |
| Thank God For Hairy Gentlemen ( The Gay Barber's Song) | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional Christmas | No Votes | 133 | |||
| Booger Booger | Sugar Sugar | The Archies | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 125 | |
| Half Baboon Delight | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Go Write The Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | No Votes | 123 | |||
| LSD | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Leder Hosen | Cracklin Rosie | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Iranian Plutonium Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul Mccartney | No Votes | 149 | |||
| Messages Forgotten | Message In A Bottle | The Police | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Peelin For The Queers ( The Gay Chippendale Dancer Song) | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 93 | |
| Zacky Moussaoui | Jackie Onassis | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Whoodid You Shoot? (the John Lee Malvo Song) | Rooty Toot Toot | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 73 | |||
| Heavy Metal | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Against The Grain ( The Bikini Song) | Against The Wind | Bob Seger | No Votes | 119 | |||
| When Judd Starts Quaffin' | When Love Starts Talkin | Wynonna Judd | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Goin To See 'wild' ( And The Lovely Diva, Of Course) | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 97 | |
| Michael, You Groped Someone's Son | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 126 | |
| Diddlin' (the Michael Jackson Song) | Cinnamon | Derek | No Votes | 150 | |||
| Drinkin The Booze ( The Glen Campbell Ballad) | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Hotmail | Hot Legs | Rod Stewart | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Now Walk The Line ( The Glen Campbell Song) | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Mulligan's Tires | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul Mc Cartney | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| I 'd Love To ( The Michael Jackson Bedtime Lullaby) | I Love You | Climax | No Votes | 134 | |||
| (The Song Is) 'Mer And Pippable' | Simply Irresistable | Robert Palmer | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| Play The Bars | Play Guitar | Mellencamp | No Votes | 79 | |||
| Still Mccain | Still The Same | Bob Seger | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Butt's Like The Wife( The Your-ass-is-as-big-as-that-cow's Song) | Cuts Like A Knife | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Great Bummy Fart | Straight From The Heart | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 75 | |||
| Plowed Into Mine | Cloud Number Nine | Bryan Adams | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Good Old Fashioned Rubber Toys | Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Spare The Band | Share The Land | The Guess Who | No Votes | 78 | |||
| I Want To Make Three ( The Golfer's Song) | I Want To Break Free | Queen | No Votes | 126 | |||
| I've Got To Try Three | I've Got To Break Three | Queen | No Votes | 120 | |||
| Someone Could Lose And Eye Tonight ( The Wet T-shirt Song) | Someone Could Lose A Heart Tonight | Eddie Rabbit | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Dings ( The Hit And Run Parker's Song) | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| I Won't Buy These Sticks No More | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | No Votes | 147 | |||
| All Night Now ( The Viagra Song) | All Right Now | Free | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 757 | |
| Gay Awhile ( The Realization Song) | Stay Awhile | The Bells | No Votes | 105 | |||
| Just The Three Of Us ( The merry And Pips Are Chicks' Ballad | Just The Two Of Us | Grover Washington/ Bill Withers | No Votes | 76 | |||
| The Continuing Story Of Malcolm Higgins Not Writing Songs With A Sex Theme.. | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 82 | |||
| The Continuing Story Of Saddam Hussein And Dick Cheney | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | Malcolm Higgins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| The Ever Continuing Story Of Malky Being Bored Not Writing Songs About At Least Some Sort Of Sex | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 85 | |||
| The Last Of Todays Songs About The Continuing Story Of Mal Not Being Able To Write Songs Any More About Sex | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Another One Likes The Crust (the Pizza Hut Song) | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 210 | |
| Spurkey ( The Spam Christmas Turkey Song) | Born Free | Andy Williams Version | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 109 | |
| It's All I Can Write ( A Sequel To The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill Quintilogy About Malky Not Being Able To Write About His Favourite Thing | It's All I Can Do | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Happy Hanukah | Help Me Rhonda | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 107 | |||
| See Queer Eye For The Straight Guy | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | The Offspring | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 82 | |
| Uday Is No Danger ( Or As We Call It, The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill's Fight To Get Malky To Be Able To Write Songs About Sex Again) | Away In A Manger | Santa Claus | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Beat Him Senseless (the Mike Tyson Song About The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill And The Freeze On Sex Parodies) | Good King Wencelas | Santa Claus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| A Few Of My Favourire Rings ( The Hollywood Proctologist Anthem) | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 152 | |
| She Moos In Mysterious Ways ( The Mad Cow Theme) | She Moves In Mysterious Ways | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Squish You All Over( The Zit Popper's Song) | Kiss You All Over | Exile | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 150 | |
| Lotta Drugs | Lotta Love | Nicolette Larson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Pamplona (or, 'here's Some Bull To Run With') | My Sharona | The Knack | No Votes | 100 | |||
| All I Have To Do Is Scream ( The Faker's Song) | All I Have To Do Is Dream | Everly Brothers | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 122 | |
| Any Wine At All | Any Time At All | The Beatles | No Votes | 91 | |||
| The Continuing Story Of The Buffalo Bills Secret Gay Player Meetings | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| She's Got Hair (the Hirsute Song) | She's Not There | The Zombies | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Big Bottom Curls | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| Viagral Wood | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | No Votes | 100 | |||
| High Speed (the Internet Surfer's Song) | Half Breed | Cher | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Gut You Inside And Out (the Hannibal Lecter Song) | Love You Inside And Out | The Bee Gees | No Votes | 105 | |||
| Bad Eyes | Sad Eyes | Robert John | No Votes | 108 | |||
| You Can't Be Fat | You Can't Change That | Ray Parker Jr & Raydio | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Ahmal Shukup ( The Artist Formerly Known As Tarapoontiaratnasingam Tawilligarock) | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| While My Guitar's At Kuldeep's ( Or 'why An Indian Shouldn't Fix A Fender Acoustic') | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Sorority Song | Authority Song | John Mellencamp | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 98 | |
| Ali-mony | Mony Mony | Tommy James And The Shondells | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 157 | |
| (he Ain't No) Ordinary Average Guy (the Dirito Hommage) | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | No Votes | 153 | |||
| Ordinary Average Joe | Ordinary Average Guy | Joe Walsh | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 136 | |
| Money Grubbing ( As Sung By The Ex) | All My Loving | The Beatles | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Candida ( The Yeast Infection Song) | Candida | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 2.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 219 | |
| P.M.S. | S.O.S. | Abba | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Flatulation Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Long? Hung? You? | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Selsun Blue | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Piss And Say Goodbye ( To Your Gold Medal) | Kiss And Say Goodbye | The Manhattans | No Votes | 151 | |||
| Kerry, that's great | Carry That Weight | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 87 | |
| Kerry's On A Wayward Run | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.3 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 149 | |
| I Got A Goofy Nurse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| And I Mugged Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| So I Drug Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 93 | |
| The Smarms Of Kerry | The Arms Of Mary | Chilliwack | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Super Gal With Fragile Lips Expecting Aloe Doses | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Eat City Women( The Alligator's Song) | Sweet City Woman | The Stampeders | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Born To Be A Guy(the She/he Thing Song) | Born To Be Alive | Patrick Hernandez | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 115 | |
| Worn To Be Inside ( The Safe Sex Parody) | Born To Be Alive | Patrick Hernandez | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 145 | |
| When I'm Six Feet Down | When I'm Sixty Four | The Beatles | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Your Mother Should Grow | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| So Hirsute | Substitute | The Who | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Gonorrhoea | Mamma Mia | Abba | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 213 | |
| Tort People ( The Lawyer's Song) | Short People | Randy Newman | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Showing Me Blowing Through ( The Photo Radar Song) | Knowing Me Knowing You | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Lexus | Texas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Diagnosed Vagismus (the Gynecology Song) | Driving Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 561 | |
| Typical | Beautiful | Christina Aguilera | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 92 | |
| (You Are The Green Bloodied) Hound Dogs | (You Ain't Nothin But A ) Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Ass Is For Kissin' (the Corporate Song) | Passionate Kisses | Mary Chapin Carpenter | No Votes | 120 | |||
| Newsbabe | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 95 | |
| Infidfels, It Seems | Islands In The Stream | Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 133 | |
| Tell Her About It ( The Feminine Odor Song) | Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 108 | |
| When Shrub Lies | When Doves Cry | Prince | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Gotta Feel Pain | Gotta See Jane | R. Dean Taylor | No Votes | 89 | |||
| He'll Have To Know | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 128 | |
| Boys And Marriage | Love And Marrriage | Dinah Shore | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Me Above | Sea Of Love | Phil Phillips And The Twilights | No Votes | 85 | |||
| Shrink The Stretch Marks | Sink The Bismark | Johnny Horton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Getting Well Used | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension | No Votes | 64 | |||
| Getting Well Used | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension | No Votes | 73 | |||
| S&M | Cinnamon | Derek & The Dominoes | No Votes | 100 | |||
| Some Kinda Laxative ( The Ex Lax Tune) | Some Kinda Wonderful | Grand Funk | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 122 | |
| (just Like) Wedding Two Pairs Of Guys ( The Gay Marriage Minister's Song) | (Just Like ) Living In Paradise | David Lee Roth | No Votes | 133 | |||
| The Glamorous Wife | The Glamorous Life | Sheila E | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| S&M | SOS | Abba | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| Two Guys Marryin' In Maine | Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain | Willie Nelson | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 93 | |
| Got A 'code' Again ( The Sniffle Song) | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | No Votes | 99 | |||
| 'Willie' Love Songs (What Do You Call Yours?) | Silly Love Songs | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Gordon I'm Feeling ( After All, Boston Is In Massachusetts) | More Than Feeling | Boston | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Bad Boy's Boogies ( The Wipe& Run Song) | Bad Boy Boogie | AC/DC | No Votes | 132 | |||
| What's Dub Got To Do With It? | What's Love Got To Do With It? | Tine Tuhna | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 87 | |
| Toasted Cheddar Bagel | Undercover Angel | Alan O'day | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| Someone Stupid | Something Stupid | Frank Sinatra | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Little Stink Houses ( The Outhouse Parody) | Little Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | No Votes | 98 | |||
| When Dub Took Down Fallujah | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Migraines | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| MONICA | Glori | Laura Branigan | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 99 | |
| I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The Threesome Song) | I Know I'll Never Find Another You | The New Seekers | No Votes | 137 | |||
| Another Pair Of Fuzzy Dice | Another Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | No Votes | 97 | |||
| Thirty White Boys ( The Harem Song) | Dirty White Boy | Foreigner | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Billie Holliday | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richard | 3.3 | 2.3 | 3.0 | 149 | |
| Green Pee (the Std Song) | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 373 | |
| 9-11 | Tears In Heaven | Eric Crapton | 3.2 | 2.6 | 2.9 | 140 | |
| Build Him Up, Dub-ya | Build Me Up Buttercup | The Foundations | 3.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 112 | |
| Crap's In The Ladle, (the Leftie Dinner Song) | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | No Votes | 112 | |||
| Granny's Song (the Lumbago Song) | Danny's Song | Anne Murray | No Votes | 188 | |||
| Rug Is Blue | Love Is Blue | Sinatra | No Votes | 120 | |||
| Midlife Confessions | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | No Votes | 125 | |||
| Michael, Now A Leftie Whore (the Michael Moore Song) | Michael Row The Boat Ashore | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Democrats, Edwards, And John | Abraham Martin And John | Dion | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 184 | |
| Show That To Me One More Time | Do That To Me One More Time | Captain And Tennille | No Votes | 136 | |||
| A Panda | Amanda | Boston | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Edit Out | Check It Out | Mellencamp | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Grill Me A Burger Up | Build Me Up Buttercup | The Foundations | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| Still A Dame | Still The Same | Bob Seger | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Hysteria | America | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 104 | |||
| Bums Hurt | Love Hurts | Nazareth | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Engulfed In Jelly Rolls | In Love In Stereo | The Monks | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Martha, Oh Dear | Martha My Dear | The Beatles | No Votes | 115 | |||
| She's Heaving Gnomes | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Why Can't We Be Men? | Why Can't We Be Friends | War | No Votes | 142 | |||
| Gravida | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | No Votes | 89 | |||
| In A Prima Gravida | In A Gadda Da Vida | Iron Butterfly | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Drinkin A Peanut Mocha | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricly Martin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 105 | |
| The Same Twang ( The Country Song Writer's Guide) | The Chain Gang | Sam Cooke | No Votes | 104 | |||
| A Baster, Honey | A Taste Of Honey | The Beatles | No Votes | 99 | |||
| Fifty Ways To Seed Your Lover ( The Sperm Donor So | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | No Votes | 98 | |||
| What We've Agreed Upon | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Hope To Buy Some Rickshaw Doors | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Smells Like An Onion | Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Hilarious | Aquarious | Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Due Before Monday ( The Loanshark Ballad) | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Slack And Tight | Black And White | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Insurgent | Urgent | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Bug Child | Love Child | The Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| First Time Ever I Saw Your Place | First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack Jacket | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Ova | Lola | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Lean Lean Ass Of Old | Green Green Grass Of Home | Tom Jones | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 128 | |
| Over ( The Divorce Song) | Lola | The Kinks | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| Please Delete Me( The Chucky Screwed Up The Vote S | Please Release Me | Engelbert Humpmydink | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 135 | |
| Another Play (the Video Addict Song) | Another Day | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Water Polo Man | Solitary Man | Chris Isaak Version | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Sir Puke | Sir Duke | Stevie Wonder Bread | 3.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| Mike Pacholek | Time Passages | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Scorn Betwen Two Lovers | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary Mcgregor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| I Love Cecille | Our Lips Are Sealed | The Go Go's | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 149 | |
| Dorsal Fin | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 106 | |
| Deportation Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Immigration Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Wearin A Fila Logo | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Drivin Home The Mistress | Drivin Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Flip Flop And Lie | Flip Flop And Fly | The Blues Brothers Version | 3.8 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 88 | |
| They Love You | She Loves You | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 79 | |
| Best Is My Dub | Best Of My Love | The Eagles | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 97 | |
| Lyin Guys (the Kerry Anthem) | Lyin Eyes | The Eagles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 76 | |
| Detested My Rug | The Best Of My Love | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| (You're The Pussy That's On) Top Of The World | Top Of The World | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 89 | |
| (They Took My ) Sofa Away From Me | So Far Away From Me | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Superman's Song ( It's Not Easy Being Reeves) | Superman's Song ( It's Not Easy Being Me) | Five For Fighting | 2.7 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1399 | |
| The Bowflex | The Reflex | Duran Duran | 3.8 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| Back Where We Belong ( In The White House) | Up Where We Belong | Jennifer Warnes & Joe Cocker | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 85 | |
| Kerry Died, To Bush Like Gore. | 25 Or 6 To 4 | Chicago | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 174 | |
| (She Has A) Round 'appliance' | Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| Jingle Ball Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | John Mayer | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 1977 | |
| Hair Was Abundant (or Why I'll Never Date Another | Werewolves Of London | Warren Zevon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Grab Yourself A Hairy Little Mistress | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Already Blonde | Already Gone | The Eagles | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 104 | |
| Have You Ever Seen Bahrain? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 103 | |
| Fifty Ways To Heave Your Brother (The Upset Stomac | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Loves | Paul Simon | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 97 | |
| Just Another Version Of Bohemian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 2.8 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 169 | |
| Come Around Two ( Or, Why I'm Late For Our First C | Runaround Sue | Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Good Company( Or How To Make Billions As A Crooked | Good Company | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| I Hid Drugs In My Car | I'm I Love With My Car | Queen | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.8 | 146 | |
| Freshly Lasered Eyes ( The 'ididn't Have Surgery' | Betty Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Romans ( The Olden Days, Of Course) | Woman | John Lennon | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 79 | |
| She Will Be Snuffed | She Will Be Loved | Maroon Five | 2.3 | 2.7 | 2.0 | 103 | |
| I Saw Mommy Having Menopause | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | No Idea | 2.8 | 2.0 | 2.2 | 166 | |
| He Came Upon The Cream, The Clear ( The Barry Bond | It Came Upon A Midnight Clear | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 79 | |
| Menopause Is Bringing Her Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 105 | |
| (I Wish They'd Offer Me) California Girls | California Girls | Beach Boys | 2.8 | 3.8 | 3.4 | 91 | |
| Kentucky Love | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 96 | |
| Stick In Her Eye | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Nice Beaver | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 114 | |
| Take A Chunk Of Meat | Take A Chance On Me | Abba | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 145 | |
| Lebron Broke A Bone In His Face | We Gotta Get Out Of This Place | The Animals | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 89 | |
| The End Of The M&m's | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| Caramilk (oh My) | Cara, Mia | Jay And The Americans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Nonoxyl Number 9 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Searchers | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 311 | |
| Timed Packages( The Suicide Bomber Song) | Time Passages | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 108 | |
| Fat Girls | Bad Girls | Donna Summer | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 154 | |
| Fat Girls | Bad Girls | Donna Summer | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 132 | |
| Cheeks Out | Freak Out | Le Chic | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 135 | |
| I Feel Rough (the Morning After Song) | I Feel Love | Donna Summer | 4.0 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 450 | |
| My Corolla | My Sharona | The Knack | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 182 | |
| Lesions On Your Bum (the Confidential Vd Clinic So | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 129 | |
| Vomit | Woman | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Hairy Jane's Last Chance | Mary Jane's Last Dance | Tom Petty | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 135 | |
| Thy Will Be Done | She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | 4.8 | 3.6 | 4.4 | 92 | |
| Seasick Asian Man (the Boat People Song) | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 123 | |
| Would You Lay Me? | In The Navy | The Village People | 3.6 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 106 | |
| Three Times A Day, Dear | Three Times A Lady | Lionel Ritchie | 4.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Three Times Related (the Kentucky Wedding Song) | Three Times A Lady | Lionel Ritchie | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Big Girl | Rich Girl | Hall And Oates | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 149 | |
| My Cadaver (the Medical School Song) | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Phu-ket The Tsunami Relief Song) | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 1.3 | 3.7 | 84 | |
| Don't You (Two Fret About Me) The No More Wonderin | Don't You (Forget About Me) | Simple Minds | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 97 | |
| Dry At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 105 | |
| Dry At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Lyin' Through The Charms Of Merry | Lyin In The The Arms Of Mary | Chilliwack | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 105 | |
| Lady Did A Bad Pad Thing (the Proper Disposal Song | Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing | Chris Isaak | 1.7 | 1.3 | 1.3 | 115 | |
| Cash Dance (Table Peeling) | Flashdance(What A Feeling) | Irene Cara | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| On Parole | Heart And Soul | Huey Lewis And The News | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 100 | |
| Buy Ham, I Said (there's A 3rd Mad Cow) | I Am I Said | Neil Diamond | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 114 | |
| Bad Feet | Half Breed | Cher | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 162 | |
| I'm Hooked On Narcotics | I'm Hooked On A Feeling | BJ Thomas | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 110 | |
| Pukin' Up That Raptor ( The T-rex Indigestion Song | Lookin Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 78 | |
| Again, It's Gin | Against The Wind | Bob Seger | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 97 | |
| No Pootin Like That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 82 | |
| Only The Good Dry Hung (the Laundry Song) | Only The Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 96 | |
| I'm Naive | I Believe | Chilliwack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Moden Drugs | Modern Love | David Bowie | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| We're Giving Iraqis An Election | How Much Is That Doggy In The Window? | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 98 | |
| Gitmo In A While | Stay Awhile | The Bells | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 107 | |
| Fetus | Venus | Bananarama | 5.0 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 140 | |
| Michael Jaskson, Schwarzenegger, All Combined, Mike-was-a-negger | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | 3.3 | 2.9 | 2.8 | 143 | |
| She Necked Me At Seventeen | She's Sexy And Seventeen | The Stray Cats | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.5 | 135 | |
| Hopelessly They Voted For You | Hopelessly Devoted To You | Olivia Newton John | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 92 | |
| Sit Too Long Before I Go ( The Dry Poop Song) | Just A Song Before I Go | Crosby Stills And Nash | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 117 | |
| That Was My Fart | You're In My Heart | Rod Stewart | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 97 | |
| You're The One With A Thong | You're The One That I Want | Olivia Newton-john And John Travolta | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 110 | |
| Lime Wire | Live Wire | ACDC | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 161 | |
| Sunnis | Sunny | Bobby Hebb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| The End ..it Won't Curl ( The Damaged Hair Song) | The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 127 | |
| Hounds Are In The Heather | Up Among The Heather | The Irish Rovers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Blonde Blonde Blonde, She Been Blonde So Long | My Girl | Chilliwack | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 114 | |
| The Transsexual Golfer Named 'bagger' | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 79 | |
| Men (the Michael Jackson Autobiographical Lullaby) | Ben | Michael Jackson | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 134 | |
| Bagger Is Fine | Draggin The Line | Tommy James And The Shondells | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 86 | |
| (They Got The Way To Lose With)kerry | Cherry Cherry | Neil Diamond | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 105 | |
| We Go 'American Plan' | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 72 | |
| M.J's D.A. | YMCA | The Village People | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 98 | |
| You'll Have To Blow (the Breathalyzer Lament) | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 154 | |
| Do? What Did He? | Doo Wha Diddy | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| Geese | Grease | Frankie Valli | 3.5 | 2.0 | 3.5 | 103 | |
| Dung Is In The Air | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 102 | |
| Love Is Like Oxy-clean | Love Is Like Oxygen | Sweet | 5.0 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| Drag Queen And Queer | Magnet And Steel | Walter Egan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Sayin' Their Lies ( Michael's Rebuttal) | Stayin Alive | The Bee Gees | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 83 | |
| Don't Come Around Sue ( The Restraining Order Ball | Runaround Sue | Dion And The Belmonts | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Fat Kirstie Alley | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 123 | |
| I-pod | My Guy | Mary Wells | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 108 | |
| The Beef Goes On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny And Cher | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 149 | |
| the Sicker Game | The Wicked Game | Chris Isaak | 2.6 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 119 | |
| The Detection Of Cannabis Resin | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.6 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| ( I Wish They All Could See) California Rules | California Girls | Beach Boys | 3.4 | 2.6 | 2.8 | 105 | |
| Should I Suck Or Should I Blow (the Democratic Pol | Should I Stay Or Should I Go? | The Clash | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 110 | |
| The Mighty Spaff | The Mighty Quinn | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| I Lost The Parrot (but I Did Not Kill Miss Bakely, | I Shot The Sherrif | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Death For The First Degree | Love In The First Degree | Alabama | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Gone Poopin' | Gone Shootin | Ac Dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Wider Men (Yours Truly Of Course) | Spiderman | Tv Theme | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 94 | |
| Spider Veins | Spider Men | Tv Theme | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| How Neat Is My Rug? | How Deep Is Your Love? | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| The Hot Dogs Go On | The Heart Does Go On | Celine Dion | 4.8 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| Viagra | Diana | Paul Anka | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 141 | |
| Johnny (Cochrane) Was Good | Johnny Be Good | Chuck Bery | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 142 | |
| Reddy Hairs | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Jane Fonda | Oh, Donna | Richie Valens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Seven Little Boys, Sittin In The Ranch Seat | Seven Little Girls Sittin In The Back Seat | Paul Evans And The Curls | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Long Goolies | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 82 | |
| Born To Be Fat | Born To Be Bad | George Thorogood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| VD | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| VD | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Ooh Now They're Tight | Oowatanite | April Wine | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Dry Heaves | Why Me? | Styx | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Hairy, Fat And Dirty | Ferry Cross The Mersey | Gery And The Pacemakers | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 121 | |
| The Nose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Afghanistan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Nafta Man | Ramblin Man | Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Wear An American Brand | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| High All Right | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Making Love With Little Bobblehead Dolls | Making Love Out Of Nothing At All | Air Supply | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Parakeet People (the Cloning Gone Bad Song) | Indian Reservation | Paul Revere And The Raiders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 422 | |
| Boys Doin Girls | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 102 | |
| Cialis | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 99 | |
| Levitra | Nikita | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| E.D. | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| My Rug Is Alive ( The Transplant Song) | Love Is Alive | Gary Wright | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Tom DeLay | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 97 | |
| Unravellin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Fump! The Fireworks Song | Jump | Van Halen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 830 | |
| Alex, You're Fired | Mull Of Kintyre | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Hiroshima Fan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Hiroshima Fan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| She Better! | The Letter | Joe Cocker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Nagasaki Fan | Ramblin Man | Allman Brothers Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| The Flicker | The Picture | Kid Rock | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 125 | |
| Runaway (the Jen Wilbanks Song) | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| We Got Tourettes | We Got The Beat | The Go Go's | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 130 | |
| But I Love Fur | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 96 | |
| Can't Bummy Love Her | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 93 | |
| Dear Boobies (the Implant Song) | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 113 | |
| G-spot | Too Hot | Kool And The Gang | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 128 | |
| The Pope, A Ratzinger | Rock And Roll Singer | Ac/dc | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 131 | |
| Toke Up For Fun | Soak Up The Sun | Sheryl Crow | 4.6 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 83 | |
| I Saw It On A Website | Heard It Through The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| The Lays We Were | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| Fill Hens | Till Then | The Mills Brothers | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Mr Woven Hair | Sister Golden Hair | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Enlist For A Good Time, (not A Long Time) | Here For A Good Time ( Not A Long Time) | Trooper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| Whine After Whine ( The Ex Wife Song) | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 480 | |
| He Should Have Known Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| (We're Gonna) Picket Outside | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 81 | |
| Bought A New, Toy, It Goes Exactly Where You Poo P | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 101 | |
| That Oil Is Mine ( The Dick Cheney Song) | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Pneumonia | Cecilia | Simon And Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| S.T.D. | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 96 | |
| Naked On The Run ( The Streaking Song) | Take It On The Run | Reo Speedwagon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 518 | |
| Found Blog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 76 | |
| Won't You Say Some Doctor Hung Somebody's Lung Son | Hey Won't You Play Another Somebody Done Somebody | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| Threw Her Out | Movin Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| My Green Ford | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 93 | |
| He's Only Just Begun ( Or What Is Dubya Up To Next | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 82 | |
| Spaceman | Graceland | Paul Simon | No Votes | 88 | |||
| I Want Tires | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | No Votes | 80 | |||
| Bi Wife | My Life | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Edelweiss City (the Berlin Song) | Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | No Votes | 106 | |||
| Catacomb | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 100 | |
| One Fine Lay | One Fine Day | The Chiffons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Take A Shot At The Child Side (Michael Jackson's | Take A Walk On The Wild Side | Lou Reed | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Where Did My Rug Go? | Where Did Our Love Go? | The Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| I'm A Filibuster | I'm A Girl Watcher | The O'kaysions | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Evolution | Revolution | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 98 | |
| Sad Day In Cobb County | Sad Day In Floyd County | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| For What It's Worth In Aruba | For What It's Worth | Buffalo Springfield | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Phony Phony ( The Baghdad Police Recruit Theme) | Mony Mony | Tommy James And The Shondells | No Votes | 132 | |||
| Senorita (Tickle My Toes) | Chiquitita | Abba | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 243 | |
| Run From Arlene | Come On Eileen | Dexy's Midnight Runners | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| He's Got Some Flopping Wood ( Another Viagra Song) | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Kerry Vs. The Oil Baron | Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron | The Royal Guardsmen | 4.7 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Bring Some Boys Home ( It's Party Time At The Neve | Bring The Boys Home | Freda Payne | No Votes | 110 | |||
| Two Lattes | Blue Jay Way | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 93 | |
| Me And You Need The Dog Shampoo | Me And You And A Dog Named Boo | Lobo | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 164 | |
| Vulva | Lola | The Kinks | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 102 | |
| Strained Cops Are Beatin On My Head( The Rodney Ki | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Four To Nine (the Jackson Beddy Bye Song) | 409 | Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 165 | |
| Don't Ever Vote The Left Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Deacon Blue | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 109 | |
| Neverland Love | Never My Love | The Association | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 84 | |
| Clip It | Whip It | Devo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| My Chihuahua | My Sharona | The Knack | 4.1 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 199 | |
| Those Little Peenies (Michael's Lullabye) | Oh Little Jeannie | Elton John | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 116 | |
| Mrs. Pitt (the Angelina Jolie Melody) | This Is Is | Kenny Loggins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| On A Roaming Phone | Like A Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Better Dates With Guys | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Better Days With Guys ( The Ugly Cougar Song) | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 792 | |
| I Rang Disney | I Sang Dixie | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Get It Off, Get Me Up, Are You Loose? | Turn It On, Turn It Up, Turn Me Loose | Dwight Yoakam | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Pocahontas | Mrs Brown | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| May Be Inbred | Lady In Red | Chris Deburgh | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Already Long | Already Gone | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Katrina (The Hurricane Song) | Cecilia | Sinon And Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 179 | |
| You Can Get It (the Herpes Song) | Come And Get It | The Beatles | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 614 | |
| Make It Easy | Take It Easy | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Say.. Hey, Ray? | Say Say Say | Paul Mccartney | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| For The Benefit Of Ray Nagin | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Do You Want To Work For FEMA? (the Political Song) | Do You Want To Know A Secret? | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 122 | |
| Bud Light | Bus Stop | The Byrds | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 147 | |
| Nagin's A Swine | Draggin The Line | Tommy James And The Shondells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| A Big Suburban (the Gas Guzzler Song) | Beast Of Burden | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Spokane | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.3 | 166 | |
| Gutless Whimper | Careless Whisper | Wham | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 154 | |
| How'z About A Date? | Eyes Without A Face | Billy Idol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Sex On The Sreet | Sesame Street Theme | The Muppets | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 176 | |
| Reverend Blue Jeans | Forever In Blue Jeans | Neil Diamond | 3.2 | 2.0 | 3.2 | 1165 | |
| Always | Always | Bon Jovi | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| I Ain't That Slime Anymore | I Ain't Got Time Anymore | The Glass Bottle | No Votes | 83 | |||
| A Grape (the Green Enchilada Song) | Escape (the Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 115 | |
| I Might Fart | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| Wanna Go And Get Stuffed? | When The Goin Gets Tough | Billy Ocean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Wanna Go And Get Stuffed? | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 95 | |
| Donuts Made My Small Ass Huge | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 170 | |
| Knocked Up His Woman ( The 'cruise'-ing Parody) | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 102 | |
| Harvard Fools | Dancin With Myself | Billy Idol | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 94 | |
| Harvard Fools | Harvest Moon | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| A Little Disease, A Little Bird Flu | A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| Heir | Hair | The Cowsills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| If You Would Beat My Hind End | If You Could Read My Mind | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 98 | |
| Mega-pixel (the Camera Phone Song) | Sister Christian | Night Ranger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| They All Took Ducks | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 139 | |||
| Please Trade With Me, Argentina | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Who Knows | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Amman's Shook Up | Sausalito Summernight | Diesel | 2.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Amman's Shook Up | Jenny | Tommy Tutone | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Amman's Shook Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 104 | |
| They're Together Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 92 | |
| Herein Is The Benefit Of Being Tight | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 4.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 75 | |
| God Day Scumbags (the Guantanamo Song) | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 87 | |
| Got To Get Them Into My Life | Got To Get You Into My Life | The Beatles | 4.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 81 | |
| They Should Have Known Better | I Should Have Known Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Almost Sixty Four | When I'm Sixty Four | The Beatles | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 121 | |
| Amman's Shook Up | Sausalito Summernight | Diesel | No Votes | 130 | |||
| If You Get Gonorrhea | Take A Letter Maria | R.B. Greaves | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 131 | |
| Queers In The Cats | Year Of The Cat | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Iraqi Woman | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Lay Down Malky | Lay Down Sally | Eric Crapotn | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 86 | |
| Dis Code Dat I'm Feeling | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| (Are Your) Nuts All Right? | Walk Of Life | Dire Straits | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Places (For Rugs) | Traces | Dennis Yost | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| (Here's A) Prick, Ouch | (She's A) Brick House | The Commodores | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Conflict Diamonds | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Williams | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 89 | |
| Afghanistan | Lucky Man | Emerson Lake And Palmer | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 114 | |
| I Needled An Iranian Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Wings | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 186 | |
| Tonight I'll Cellotape My Nuts To You | Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You | Peabo Bryson And Roberta Flak Jacket | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Devito | Nikita | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Everyone Wore Burkas For The Weekend | Workin' For The Weekend | Loverboy | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 99 | |
| Hammertoe (the Footy Song) | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Morbidly Cool | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Ugly Now That You're Older | Put Your Head On My Shoulders | Paul Anka | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| (Daddy..) Are We There? | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| Borrow Mine | 409 | Beach Boys | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 182 | |
| Salisbury Steaks Forever (the Tv Dinner Song) | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 82 | |
| The Man Wasch Bond (Sung In Connery) | The Man's Too Strong | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Silicone | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 94 | |
| Belly There | Teddy Bare | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| John Barry There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Osama Bear | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 121 | |
| Smelly Hair | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| That Teddy There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Honey I'm Hung | Honey I'm Home | Shania Twain | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 108 | |
| Honey, I'm Stoned | Honey I'm Home | Shania Twain | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 297 | |
| Hand Job | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| Sound Byte | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 76 | |
| Love My Gender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Return The Blenders | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Sledding Team | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Wedded Bliss | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Another Stupid Verse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| I Snogged A Stupid Nurse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 106 | |
| You've Got To Hide Your Dog Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 75 | |
| You've Got To Hide Your Thing Away | you've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 95 | |
| Slow Walkin Roger ( The Fire Engine Guy) | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| The End Of The Insolence | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| The End Of The Insulin | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 117 | |
| The Milf Is Mine | The Girl Is Mine | Paul Mccartney And Michael Jackson | No Votes | 152 | |||
| We Got The Universe | Across The Universe | The Beatles | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Blow Job | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 112 | |
| Oh What A Fight | Oh What A Night | Franki Valli | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 103 | |
| Imagine (There's No Lennon) | Imagine | John Lennon | 2.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 129 | |
| Wildfire (the Oklahoma Song) | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphey | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Ali-monay | That's Amore | Dean Martin Version | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 127 | |
| We Want Ah-nee(arnie) | I Want Candy | Bow Wow Wow | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 113 | |
| Playin With Her Tits (the Caged Song) | Puttin On The Ritz | Taco | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| The 12 Bombs Of New Years | The Twelve Days Of Christmas | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 165 | |
| Crumbled Duck (the Leftover Song) | Thunderstruck | Ac/dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Tundra Sucks (the Wind Chill Melody) | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 145 | |
| I Wanna See Your Fat | I Wanna Be Your Man | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 85 | |
| I Suffered A Stroke ( The Sharon Song) | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| My Fly | My Guy | Mary Wells | No Votes | 113 | |||
| The Whitest Sheep Are Tight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Be Me | Free Me | Roger Daltrey | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Freebies | Free Me | Roger Daltrey | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 89 | |
| She's So Dry | She's So High | Tal Bachman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Noses Go Red | Roses Are Red | Bobby Vinton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| The Strip | The Twist | Chubby Chicker | No Votes | 103 | |||
| Before The Next Beerdrop Falls | Before The Next Teardrop Falls | Freddy Fender | No Votes | 160 | |||
| Was Alito Summoned Right? | Sausalito Summernight | Diesel | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 112 | |
| Only Fifteen (Hundred) | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| My Love Is A Lie | My Love Is Alive | Gary Wright | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 467 | |
| Fun Fun Stunts | Fun Fun Fun | The Beach Boys | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Alito's A Republican Man | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Tummy | honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Pastafarian In New York | Englishman In New York | The Police | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Vegetarian In New York | Englishman In New York | The Police | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Like My Socks? | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | No Votes | 84 | |||
| Addicted To Oil | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 127 | |
| Boss Is Too Diverse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| A Shiver | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| The Klingons | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| The Liver | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| The River | The Letter | The Letter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| All White Cows | All Right Now | Free | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 140 | |
| Pants Falling Down | Allentown | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Pants Falling Down | Allentown | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| How Could You Send, A Broken Part? | How Can You Mend A Broken Heart? | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Raise A Little Owl | Raise A Little Hell | Trooper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Chicken Out | Check It Out | John Mellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Jack To Diane | Jack And Diane | John Mellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| When Smoking Things | When Smokey Sings | Abc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| I'm Bald Again | I Call Your Name | The Beatles | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Yellow Legged Frog | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Should I Shave Or Should I Soak | Should I Stay Or Should I Go | The Clash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Nice Hair | I Swear | All For One | No Votes | 119 | |||
| I'm A Luger | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| Katrina Did New Orleans | Battleof New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Cheney Shoots Your Eyes | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Watching Th Olympics | Watching The Detectives | Elvis Costello | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Cheney | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 90 | |
| Shot A Millionaire | Drops Of Jupiter | Train | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 120 | |
| Turinoville ( The Olympic Song) | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | No Votes | 109 | |||
| Woe, Canada | Oh Canada | The Canadian People | 4.5 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 114 | |
| Kill The Bum | Still The One | Orleans | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 134 | |
| Hammertoe | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 144 | |
| Stammered So | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Strohs Man | Soul Man | Sam And Dave | No Votes | 114 | |||
| Subway Train | Modern Love | David Bowie | No Votes | 89 | |||
| Midwife Confessions | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 125 | |
| Midwife Confessions | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 132 | |
| I'd Love To Sell You Steel Here Tonight | I'd Really Love To See You Tonight | England Dan And John Ford Colon | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 90 | |
| Uranium Enriched In Iran | Magneto and Titanium Man | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Texas (wildfires) | Texas | Chris Rea | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 98 | |
| Cara Milk | Cara Mia | Jay And The Americans | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| The Dose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Three Types Of Gravy | Three Times A Lady | Lionel Ritchie | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 113 | |
| For Your Lungs This Time | For The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Impotent | Beautiful | Christine Aguilera | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Tonight, We're Celibate, My Love, It's True | Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You | Peabo Bryson And Roberta Flack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Cut Me Off | Start Me Up | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Run About Wildebeest | Build Me Up, Buttercup | The Foundations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Doctor My Thighs | Doctor, My eyes | Jackson Browne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Some Hair I Love | Somewhere My Love | Ray Coniff And The Singers | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Al-zarqawi | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Suck Me Gently | Rock Me Gently | Andy Kim | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 1839 | |
| Reasons To Be Dumb | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 5.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 136 | |
| T.V. | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| I'm The New Leader (the Al Queda Song) | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 85 | |
| All It Was Is Spam | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 93 | |
| Jelly Bellied Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Sanitary Plan | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 3.3 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 145 | |
| (We All) Mosque Together | Lost Together | Blue Rodeo | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Love's Better With Your Hand | Love Letters In The Sand | Pat Boone | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 112 | |
| My Herbal Agents | My Special Angel | Bobby Helms | No Votes | 98 | |||
| The Pink Panther | I'm A Girl Watcher | The Okaysions | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 165 | |
| No Time ( The Executioner Song) | No Time | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| No Wines | No Time | The Guess Who | No Votes | 82 | |||
| You Ate Treadwell (the Grizzly Man Song) | You Wear It Well | Rod Stewart | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 105 | |
| Geriatric Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| All Of My Parts (the Old Guy Lament) | All Of My Heart | Abc | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 149 | |
| You And Me And Your Sis Makes Three | Me And You And A Dog Named Boo | Lobo | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 164 | |
| Feel Like Baking Stuff | Feel Like Making Love | Bad Company | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 516 | |
| Fifty Ways You'll Need Your Scrubber | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 111 | |
| Juicy Fruit | Super Freak | Rick James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Printer Wonderland | Winter Wonderland | Santa Claus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Tranny Woman(?) | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 129 | |
| Both Sides Now (the Proctology Tune) | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| The Political Songs | The Logical Song | Supertramp | 3.3 | 2.3 | 2.5 | 165 | |
| Crapping | Laughing | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Did Italians Ream Zidane? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 166 | |
| With A Gummy Bear | In The Summer Time | Mungo Jerry | 1.9 | 2.1 | 2.3 | 474 | |
| Bringing You A Beer | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | No Votes | 104 | |||
| Wishing Ewes Were Here | Wishing You Were Here | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Gimme All Your Rubbers | Gimme All Your Lovin | ZZ Top | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 135 | |
| (She Found) Aruba's Kind Of Rough | A Groovy Kind Of Love | The Mindbenders | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 116 | |
| She's A German | She's A Woman | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Pain Dance | Rain Dance | The Guess Who | No Votes | 113 | |||
| The Soccer Song | The Hockey Song | Stompin Tom Connors | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Whips And Leather Lonely Hearts Club Band | Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | No Votes | 85 | |||
| The Nightly Bore | The Night Before | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| This Toy | This Boy | The Beatles | No Votes | 82 | |||
| This Toy | This Boy | The Beatles | No Votes | 77 | |||
| Put It In Your Mouth (the Toothbrush Song) | Wouldn't It Be Nice | Beach Boys | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 370 | |
| Hold Your Legs Up | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | No Votes | 160 | |||
| Crest | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 90 | |||
| The Murdering Of John With Yoko | The Ballad Of John And Yoko | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 80 | |
| Seems A Bit Extreme To Me | Dream A Little Dream Of Me | Mama Cass | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Seafood | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| I'm Ready To Cremate This Man | I'm Henry The Eighth I Am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Did They Aputate Last Christmas? | Have A Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Ahead With The Registry( The Bridal Song) | Ahead By A Century | The Tragically Hip | No Votes | 144 | |||
| Sixteen Hundred | Sixteen Candles | The Crests | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Hezbollah | Shambala | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of Retro Night | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Sulu..... Warp Factor Four | Cupid.. (Draw Back Your Bow) | Sam Cooke | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| I Followed This Bum | I'll Follow The Sun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| The Continuing Tragedy Of Bungalow Builds | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | No Votes | 81 | |||
| Lebanon | Yesterday | The Beatles | 3.3 | 2.0 | 2.7 | 82 | |
| Every Summer Is Schnitzel Time | Summer Of 69 | Bryan Adams | 4.2 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 124 | |
| Protection At Night | Sunglasses At Night | Corey Hart | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Election ( The Get Rid Of Dubya Tango) | Objection | Shakira | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 137 | |
| Wallabees | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Bicycle Race In Paris ( The Landis Lament) | Bicycle Race | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Seven ( The Michael Jackson Love Story) | Heaven | Bryan Adams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Breasts | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Free Socks For Angels | She Talks To Angels | The Black Crowes | No Votes | 192 | |||
| Little Known Angles | Mr Bojangles | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 174 | |
| They've Diagnosed It.. Jaundice | Driving Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Men Need Two | Who Needs You | Lisa Brokop | No Votes | 79 | |||
| Planes | Chains | The Beatles | No Votes | 146 | |||
| Veins | Chains | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 78 | |
| Upsize The Mcdonald's Song | Sad Eyes | Robert John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Hosiery The Lingerie Song | Tragedy | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Guests | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Incest | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 1.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Pests | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Yankin The Twine | Draggin The Line | Tommy James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| The Bar Man | Guitarzan | Ray Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Digest | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Invest | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 86 | |||
| Baby, I Spewed | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Baing For The Benefit Of Miss Snow White | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Toys ( The Girls's Love Song) | Boys | The Beatles | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Don't Let Me Brown ( The Tanning Song) | Don't Let Me Down | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Play Sitar | Drive My Car | The Beatles | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Freaking Out | Movin Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Best | Blessed | Elton John | No Votes | 86 | |||
| Bob Around (the Titanic Lament) | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Kaopectate | I'm Your Puppet | James And Bobby Purify | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Lazy Cocks | Crazy Talk | Chilliwack | No Votes | 141 | |||
| Flaky Flaky Tart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 122 | |
| There Will Never Be Another Two (regrets) | There Will Never Be Another You | Woody Herman | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Stay Crude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Don't Perspire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Snow White Obsession | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Dangers In The Night | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 99 | |
| Her Beaver | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Sting Ray | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 5.0 | 3.7 | 4.3 | 98 | |
| Sting You Right To Death | Henry The Eighth | Hermans Hermits | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 78 | |
| Stung Him In The Heart | Listen To Your Heart | Roxette | 5.0 | 2.3 | 4.0 | 160 | |
| Last Bong | Last Song | Edward Bear | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Coxman | Roxanne | The Police | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Being For The Benefit Of Being Tight | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of Missing Sight | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | No Votes | 78 | |||
| Brains | Chains | The Beatles | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Healthy Pitas | Lovely Rita | The Beatles | No Votes | 74 | |||
| Mis-spell | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| The Drool On The Chin | The Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| You Have Lupus, Let Me See | Memphis Tennessee | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 106 | |
| Long Brown Poo | Old Brown Shoe | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 81 | |
| While My Radar Gently Beeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 74 | |
| Traces Of Drugs | Traces Of Love | The Classics Iv | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Queers Of A Town | Tears Of A Clown | Smoky Robinson And The Miracles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 81 | |
| Won't Carpool Again | Won't Be Fooled Again | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Dumb Glancing | Come Dancing | The Kinks | 4.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 97 | |
| Mayonnaise | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| All The Meth You Take | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| The Please Stop All Your Toking | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Farmer Prairie Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Iran | We Run | Strange Advance | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 85 | |
| A Boy Named Woo (Chinese Version) | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| I'll Never Wash In Dove Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Burt Bacharach | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Dump | Jump | Van Halen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| State Trooper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| Funny | Money | The Beatles | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Killer Queen | Killer Queen | Quen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Take Me Home, Country Roads | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Cross Dress Cravings | Constan Craving | K.D. Lang | No Votes | 140 | |||
| Stroganoff | Srong Enough | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Christmas Is Over | Crimson And Clover | Tommy James And The Shondells | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Tubal Ligation | Crimson And Clover | Tommy James And The Shondells | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 117 | |
| Ducks In The Wind | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | No Votes | 166 | |||
| Rust From Within | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Long One | Long Run | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Hawaiian Eyes | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Right Moves | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Agony And Irony | Ebony And Ivory | Paul McCartney And Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| I Know I'll Never Wash In Dove Again | I Know I'll Never Love This Way Again | Dionne Warwick | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Where The Sheeps Have Lo Mein | Where The Strets Have No Name | U2 | No Votes | 108 | |||
| At Least Mommy Does | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | No Votes | 213 | |||
| Humpy Dumpy Mistress | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 258 | |
| Celery | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Salary | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| The Jockey Song | The Hockey Song | Stompin' Tom Connors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 92 | |
| Menage A Trois | Traces | Dennis Yost | No Votes | 98 | |||
| Ballady | Valleri | The Monkees | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Calories | Valleri | The Monkees | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Gallery | Valleri | The Monkees | No Votes | 104 | |||
| Can We Get A Slice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | Beach Boys | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 99 | |
| Dali Lllama | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | No Votes | 134 | |||
| Darien Lake ( The Theme Park Song) | Indian Lake | The Cowsills | No Votes | 670 | |||
| I Want To Try Three | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Your Mom's A Sumo | Your Mother Should Know | The Baetles | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Please Be Tidy | Carefree Highway | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| (everyone Eats) Turkey On This Weekend | Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | 4.0 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 98 | |
| It's Just Another Thanksgiving | You've Got Another Thing Comin' | Judas Priest | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Balls Together, Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Maybe It's You ( The Who Farted Song) | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Limewire | Live Wire | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| 409 | 409 | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 244 | |
| Mighty Sick Sters | 96 Tears | ? And The Mysterians | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 149 | |
| Any Slime At All | Any Time At All | The Beatles | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Blackturd | Blackbird | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| That Lying Shrub | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 90 | |
| Pick Up Pizzas, Molly Maid | Lovely Rita (Meter Maid) | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Guy DiRito | Lovely Rita | The Batles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 101 | |
| Seashells | Michel | The Beatles | No Votes | 98 | |||
| She'll Have To Blow | She'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Save Parliament Hill | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 90 | |
| Merry Did A Bad Bad Thing | Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing | Chris Isaak | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 142 | |
| No Sex Is Crapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Blasted On Wine | Bottle Of Wine | Tom Paxton | No Votes | 81 | |||
| China Blows | China Grove | Doobie Brothers | No Votes | 127 | |||
| Two Foot Putt | Coconut | Nilson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| I Wanna Kiss You Like Rover | I Wanna Kiss You All Over | Exile | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 215 | |
| Flush Three Times | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Gazpacho | Magic | Pilot | No Votes | 151 | |||
| Amiright | New Years Day | U2 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 132 | |
| Denny Laine | Penny Lane | Beatles | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Back To Mexico | You, Me And Mexico | Edward Bear | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| 99 Krispy Kremes | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Been On Drugs Before | Been In Love Before | Cutting Crew | No Votes | 104 | |||
| Pick It Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | No Votes | 156 | |||
| Goolies | Truly | Lionel Ritchie | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Blocking The Inspections | Watching The Detectives | Elvis Costello | No Votes | 116 | |||
| Flip It ( The Tom Vu Song) | Whip It | Devo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| The Wicked Game (Merry And Pippin Play) | Wicked Game | Chris Isaak | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| You Barely Smell | You Wear It Well | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Teenage Bums | Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Can We Nuke North Korea? | Take A Letter, Maria | R. B. Greaves | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 135 | |
| Mama Let Him Bake | Mama Let Him Play | Gerry Doucette | No Votes | 125 | |||
| Yetis | Beth | Kiss | No Votes | 150 | |||
| Black Yetis | Black Betty | Ram Jam | No Votes | 162 | |||
| Being For The Benefit Of Data Bytes | Being For The Benfit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 94 | |
| Prison Showers Down Trhe Hall | Counting Flowers On The Wall | The Statler Brothers | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 170 | |
| Gatorade | Desiree | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Stick it to PyongYang | Back On The Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| The Ham Is Cold | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 103 | |
| Some Hurt ( The Really Big Poo Song) | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| Long Hung Poo | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Still I Love Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Malady | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Melody | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Parody | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Malady | Melody | Boys Brigade | No Votes | 93 | |||
| Don't Fear The Queefer | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 238 | |
| Stupid Gal With Rhino Hips | Supercalifrailisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Musical | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| She's Got Breasts | Brick House | The Commodores | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 483 | |
| Meat From Seals | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | No Votes | 122 | |||
| Flu, Rickets And Parasites | Two Tickets To Paradise | Eddie Money | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 133 | |
| Hot Tub | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Cat A Comb (the Don King Song) | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 94 | |
| Horny | Money | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Viagra | One I Love | REM | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 161 | |
| Ground Conrol to mao Tse Tung | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 131 | |
| You Never Wear Cologne | You'll Never Walk Alone | From The Musical 'Carousel' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Make Me Coffee | Do You Love Me | The Contours | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| The Bumblebee Inn | Stumblin' In | Suzi Quattro And Chris Norman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Brother ( The South Central Song) | Mother | Pink Floyd | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Gaydar: Up..... | Radar Love | Golden Earring | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 130 | |
| Slut! | Jet | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Expiration Date | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| You Don't Eat For Hours... | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Streisand And Diamond | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Fender Bender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Diaphragm | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| A.d.d | Abc | The Jackson Five | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 170 | |
| Full Of Gout | Movin Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| A Round Of Violence | Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Bagels We Have Burned On High | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| A Lady Of Danger (the Candy Cane Song) | Away In A Manger | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Multiple Murderer | Build Me Up, Buttercup | The Foundations | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 119 | |
| Killed Her With A Chain Saw | Heard It Through The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| The Hit My Bummy Boy | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional Christmas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 348 | |
| Funny... ( I'll Miss You) | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| My New Trampoline | My Green Tambourine | The Lemon Pipers | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 104 | |
| Shami, Don't You Talk So Fast | Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast | Wayne Newton | No Votes | 124 | |||
| Eva Braun | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 157 | |
| A World Without Jugs | A World Without Love | Peter And Gordon | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| A Blow Up Dolly | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| It's Not Good (the Arrivaderci' Song) | I Feel Good | James Brown | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Tight Mistress | White Christmas | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Weed Me Right | Treat Me Right | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Don't Fling Me Down | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| We Built This City ( On Chocolate Rolls) | We Built This City | Starship | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| John Kerry Hair | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 100 | |
| Girls Who Go Wild | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Tikrit | Main Street | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| The Noise Of Thunder | The Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Barack Obama | Be Bop Alula | Gene Vincent | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 154 | |
| Collecting | Imagine | John Lennon | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 95 | |
| Kerry's Gone, That Wayward One | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 153 | |
| Obama | Diana | Paul Anka | 4.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 173 | |
| Hilary ( The New Campaign Song) | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 78 | |
| Spuds Made Au Gratin | Nights In White Satin | Moody Blues | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 103 | |
| Talwin Is A Wonderful Narcotic | Mrs Brown | Hermans Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Scooter Libby | Wooly Bully | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 112 | |
| Six Months For A Leaked Report?? | Six Months In A Leaky Boat | Split Enz | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 130 | |
| Talwin | Taxi | Harry Chapin | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Streets By Soldier Field | Streets Of Bakersfield | Based On The Performance By Dwight Yoakam | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| Bungled Up | Thunderstruck | AC/DC | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.0 | 134 | |
| Sitars, Hezbollah, Iraqi Music | Guitars, Cadillacs, | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 124 | |
| Nutricious Lines (The Powder Song) | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Katrina Mudpies.. | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 102 | |
| Old Racist Guys | American Pie | Don Mclean | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 102 | |
| Back At Home, But Listless.. | Driving Home For Christmas | Chris Rea | No Votes | 105 | |||
| The Dark Side Of The Loon | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Run With Your Wife ( The San Francisco Treat Song) | Run For Your Life | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Klan Fools Are Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 82 | |
| Ritz And Cheeses | Bits And Pieces | Dave Clark 5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| For Anna | Diana | Paul Anka | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 149 | |
| Late Anna Nicole | Shake Rattle And Roll | Bill Haley And The Comets Version | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 86 | |
| Every 'yes!' You Fake The Meg Ryan Etude) | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Dancin In My Cell | Dancin With Myself | Billy Idol | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Is This A Zit? | If This Is It | Huey Lewis And The News | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 128 | |
| Perish (the Death Song) | Cherish | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Don't Let Him Eat Miss Riding Hood | Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Boca Raton | Soak Up The Sun | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Dancing With Miss Mills | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol And Generation X | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| How Was Amiel? | How Does It Feel? | Slade | No Votes | 134 | |||
| I Can't Stop Runny Poos | I Can't Stop Loving You | Ray Charles | 4.3 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 99 | |
| A New Moustache | Monster Mash | Bobby Boris Pickett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Pool Skimmer Blues (the Guck Song) | Mule Skinner Blues | The Fendermen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Running Nose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Return To Splendour | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Stranger At The Door (the Stalker Song) | Stranger On The Shore | Acker Bilk | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Get Me Ham, Get Me Eggs, Get Me Juice | Turn It On Turn It Up Turn Me Loose | Dwight Yoakam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Stuntman | Roxanne | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Will Tong | Your Song | Elton John | 4.9 | 2.0 | 4.8 | 91 | |
| Biters Of The Worm | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Skin Tight.. Wow | All Right Now | Free | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Already Spawned (the Hatchery Ballad) | Already Gone | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Attack Your Wife | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Mumbling | Something | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| S.O.B. | Refugee | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| It's Number Two.... | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 119 | |
| Stains | Chains | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Do You Want To Kill An Eagle??? | Do You Want To Know A Secret? | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Eating Here For Years (the Time Limit Song) | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 107 | |
| Mr Potato Head | Sylvia's Mothr | Dr Hook | 4.5 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Western Star ( The Old Truck Song) | Shooting Star | Bad Company | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 773 | |
| Six Weeks With Irani Goats | Six Months In A Leaky Boat | Split Enz | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 206 | |
| It's Your Wallet I Want | You're The One That I Want | John Travolta And Olivia Newton John | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 155 | |
| Scream At Me ( The Husband's Lament) | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 124 | |
| Six Months With A Geeky Coat | Six Months In A Leaky Boat | Split Enz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Go Get Me Gowns | Don't Let Me Down | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Taters And Gravy | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 153 | |
| Manatees | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 87 | |||
| Bite Cleaner | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| There's A Little Duck | With A Little Luck | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Thirty Days To Die (the Flesh Eating Song) | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 196 | |
| Did He Say "nappy"? ( The Imus Tune) | C'mon Get Happy | The Partridge Family | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 122 | |
| Feedin In The Yeast (the Spice Melody) | Reelin In The Years | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Expected When Ed Became Carol | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Next Ape ( The Zookeeper Ballad) | Escape (the Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Shamu The Mysterious Whale | Mysterious Ways | U2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 316 | |
| At Christmas We All Go Sing Carols | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Swim | Him | Rupert Holmes | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Ham Eater ( The Sly Hebrew Song) | Maneater | Hall And Oates | 3.6 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 139 | |
| My Backyard Is Now Full Of Squirrels | Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Waiting For A Squirrel Or Two | Waiting For A Girl Like You | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Lox On A Bun | Fox On The Run | Sweet | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Ro-dents | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| The End Of The Squirrels | The End Of The World | Skeeter Davis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Comin Out ( Anthony's Birth Song) | Movin Out ( Anthony's Song) | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| They Pay Less To A Woman Than Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Gay Love | Layla | Eric Crapton | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 113 | |
| The Issue When I Was In Playgirl | Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Sucking Nuts Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Tell Her To Clean It ( The Housework Song) | Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Tiller Queen ( The Farm Girl's Lament) | Killer Queen | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Fag Ball | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 125 | |
| Hag Wall ( The "ex" Photo Gallery Song) | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Re-venge ( The Divorce Ballad) | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 92 | |||
| Ethanol (the Greener Song Effort) | Lick It Up | Kiss | No Votes | 247 | |||
| Pick Her Up | Lick It Up | Kiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Right Moose | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| The Breasts Are Yet To Come | The Best Is Yet To Come | Bryan Adams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 317 | |
| Two Puppet | Blue Helmets | Bobby Vinton | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Drano Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| (duck) L'Orange | La Grange | Zz Top | 4.0 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 198 | |
| I Used To Be Obese | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Stick It Inside | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| When I Fix De Doah | When I'm Sixty Four | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Topo Gigio | Just A Gigolo | David Lee Roth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| My My... A.a. | My My Hey Hey | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Hey Obama | Little Darlin | The Diamonds | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 195 | |
| Desperate Housewives | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 105 | |
| Safe Food ( The E.coli Song) | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 165 | |
| Big Brother | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 210 | |
| Swiped | Drive | The Cars | No Votes | 189 | |||
| Roseanne | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 135 | |||
| Hello Polly ( The Returning Parrot Parody) | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 178 | |
| Kyong-joo Was Found ( The Taliban Release Song) | I Get Around | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Pig | Peg | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| (Now That Ewe's Gone) The Abandoned Foal Song | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | 4.4 | 3.6 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| Cough Drops Are Clearing Up My Head | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B.J Thomas | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 200 | |
| Wearing This Disguise | Spirit In The Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 360 | |
| You Like Links ( The Sausage Lover's Lament) | You Might Think | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Baby's A Ewe | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| It's My New Tattoo | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 122 | |
| It's My New Tattoo | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 119 | |||
| Just Use Your Kung Fu ( The Yoko Ono Lament) | Baby It's You | The Beatles | No Votes | 139 | |||
| Hey Do You Wanna? | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 135 | |
| Time With The Throttle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| He Came In To The Bathroom Wanting | She Came In Through The Bathroom Window | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Cubicle ( The Senator's Love Ballad) | Physical | Olivia Newton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Touch And Go ( The Gay Signal Song) | Touch And Go | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 347 | |
| Lo Mein ( The Chinese Waitress Song) | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Dancing Cree | Dancing Queen | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Spongebob | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Fake Orgasms | Mamma Mia | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 321 | |
| Old Men | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 118 | |||
| Sponge Bob | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Money Loan ( The U.s. Mortgage Song) | Honeycomb | Jimmy Rodgers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| The Drugs I Have Left | A Love Without End | George Strait | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Tattooed | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Fake Orgasms | Cheap Sunglasses | Zz Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| Workbench | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Hasn't Bit Me Yet | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Hasn't Clipped Me Yet ( The Dog Song) | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Fly A Kite | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Isn't She Rubbery? The Real Doll Song | Isn't She Lovely? | Stevie Wonder Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| You've Got That Sweaty Feeling | You've Lost That Lovin Feelin | The Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 345 | |
| Is It Over Still? | Overkill | Men At Work | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 222 | |
| Syphillis | Innocence | Harlequin | No Votes | 295 | |||
| (Was My) Rover Killed? | Overkill | Men At Work | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 182 | |
| Stairway To Together (the Molly Maid Lament) | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Lets Get A Bong | Lets Get It On | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 283 | |
| Late Proposals | Paper Roses | Anita Bryany | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Michelob | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Coors Light | School's Out | Alice Cooper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 365 | |
| Budweiser | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 225 | |
| Very Good Position (the Flexibility Song) | Superstition | Stevie Wonder Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| Rolling Rock (Another Beer Balad) | Like A Rolling Stone | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 290 | |
| Buoys | Boys | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Playgirl | Girl | The Beatles | No Votes | 146 | |||
| Squirrel | Girl | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| Bombshell | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Butt Ends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 125 | |||
| Girlfriends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 146 | |||
| Goaltend | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Weekends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 119 | |||
| Joyce Meyer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | No Votes | 334 | |||
| They're The Ones That I Want | You're The One That I Want | Olivia Newton John | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 224 | |
| Nose Phlegm | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 217 | |||
| Morbidly Cruel | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 147 | |
| Orbital Tools | Poor Little Fool | Ricky Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 210 | |
| You're Gonna Choose That Girl (the Dating Song) | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 180 | |
| Warning Lights On The Dashboard Right.. | Paradise By The Dashboard Lights | Meatloaf | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 435 | |
| P.E.T.A. | Dreamer | Supertramp | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 191 | |
| I Want This Steak Free | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Greenpeace | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 159 | |
| Lawn Boy | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 183 | |
| Crusty The Doorman | Frosty The Snowman | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 314 | |
| Stuffed Toys | Rough Boys | Pete Townshend | No Votes | 175 | |||
| He's Heaving Ho | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| She's Losing Weight | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 386 | |
| Chik-fil-a | Chik-a-boom | Daddy Dewdrop | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2002 | |
| Head On ( Apply This Directly To Amiright) | Headlong | Queen | No Votes | 171 | |||
| Dumbledore | Thunder Road | Bruce Springsteen | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 232 | |
| (Chinese) Parts | Cars | Gary Numan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| Porcupine | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Sterilized By The Nurse Last Night | Paradise By The Dashboard Light | Meatloaf | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 371 | |
| It's Still Entomology | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Dangers To The Right | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Red Hickeys | Sweet Pea | Tommy Roe | No Votes | 180 | |||
| These Lips Were Made For Talking | These Boots Were Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| With Respect, All His Words Were Just Mumbled | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 195 | |
| I Do Toxicology | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.3 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| I Can't Work It Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| (anti) Lucifer Sunday | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Two Or More Sundays | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Deposition | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Now This Leper's Lost His One Good Hand | Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Now I Need A Pill | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 213 | |
| Bookworm | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 165 | |||
| Puke Up Squirrels | Duke Of Earl | Gene Chandler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Have A Birthday In Between | Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 185 | |
| That Was Mine ( The G Harrison Plaigarism Song) | He's So Fine | The Chiffons | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 169 | |
| Their Lyin' Feeds The Right | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.7 | 185 | |
| Platypus | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 178 | |||
| Still By Myself | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 215 | |
| Borat | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| It's Not Easy To Be Green (the Recycle Lament) | Superman | Five For Fighting | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 184 | |
| Won't She Tweet? | Aint She Sweet | Too Many To List | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Tube Steak, Baby | Too Late Baby | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 341 | |
| I Dropped A Smeller, Too | I Put A Spell On You | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| I Wrote A Couple Of Grand | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| It's The Drill She Loves | She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Mondegreen | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richard | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| I Sold A Couple Of Grams | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| They Wrestled Better Than Men | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| We're Like Americans, Man | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Dim Sum | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Aquarium ( The Stained Glass Song) | Aquarius | Hair | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Cats In The Ladle | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 890 | |
| Dyslexic | Taxi | Harry Chapin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Watching Nip And Tuck | With A Little Luck | Paul McCartney | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| Gauges | Stages | ZZ Top | No Votes | 180 | |||
| I Rang A Bell For You | I Put A Spell On Y Ou | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Put Your Clam In The Sand | Put Your Hand In The Hand | Ocean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 283 | |
| Zen | Ben | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Loads Of Ketchup | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Save The Last Branch For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| The Bear "mohammed" | Little Darlin | The Diamonds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Bleacher Creature | Teacher Teaher | Rockpile | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 293 | |
| Shoot To Kill | Shoot To Thrill | Ac/Dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 366 | |
| Who Made Booze | Who Made Who | Ac/Dc | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 305 | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Blings | A Few Of My Favourite Thngs | Julie Andrews From The Sound Of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| I Just Want To See Your Underthings | I Just Want To Be Your Everything | Andy Gibb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Hit For Hire | I'm On Fire | Bruce Stringbean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| I'm The Friar | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Locking Pliers | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| (Don't) Listen To What The Klan Said | Listen To What The Man Said | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| With A Little Suck | With A Little Luck | Paul Mccartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Oh Please, Not The Clap | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 259 | |
| The Bees Now Attack | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 217 | |
| God Sent Three Hairy Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Simon Did A Slew-foot | Little Sandy Sleighfoot | Traditional | No Votes | 111 | |||
| Simon Did A Slew-foot | Little Sandy Sleighfoot | Traditional | No Votes | 108 | |||
| Simon Did A Slew-foot | Little Sandy Sleighfoot | Traditional | No Votes | 101 | |||
| Sofa Away The Charlie's Angels Song | So Far Away | Dire Straits | No Votes | 158 | |||
| New Year's Day | New Year's Day | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Javelin Man (the AMC Lament) | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Tiny Corolla (Toyota's Lament) | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 156 | |
| You're Gonna Lose Them Girl | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Watching Miss America | Breakfast In America | Supertramp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 339 | |
| Animalian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Local Duck | Coconut | Nilsson | No Votes | 177 | |||
| I Drank Two ( In Answer To The Officer) | I Thank You | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| The End Of The Democrats | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | 4.1 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 192 | |
| Moosh | Tush | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Baitfish | Stages | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Bum That We'll Lighten | Rumble In Brighton | Stray Cats | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 161 | |
| Mate A Poodle Gently | Break It To Them Gently | Burton Cummings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Manuel | Daniel | Elton John | No Votes | 181 | |||
| Some Snow In Mae | 5 Days In May | Blue Rodeo | No Votes | 157 | |||
| Somebody Has To Hit My Ex | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | No Votes | 164 | |||
| Any Vein (the Medical Tune) | Penny Lane | The Batles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Baby, I Love L.A. | Baby I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 572 | |
| Love Me Slender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Laundry | Cherish | The Association | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| Phil | Wedding Bell Blues ( The Dr. Phil Song) | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Eye On The Niger (the Ethnic Cleansing Song) | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 477 | |
| Hold On Tight (To Your Jeans) | Hold On Tight | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 339 | |
| Down Trends | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Paint Drops Keep Falling In My Hair | Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head | B.J Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 337 | |
| Mister Spitzer | Sister Christian | Night Ranger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Rub Me Tender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Kissing A Ewe | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Something To Lose | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Two Prey Gnus | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Grab A Masseuse | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Searchin For Clues | Singin The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 137 | |
| Lately It's Ewes.. | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 143 | |
| Porn Again | Morning Train | Sheena Easton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 370 | |
| Zest | Blessed | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| (Did You) Love A Sheep? | Killer Queen | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 162 | |
| Killer Bees | Killer Quen | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 274 | |
| Fishnets And Seals | Magnet And Steel | Walter Egan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| She's Quite Polite | This Flight Tonight | Nazareth Version | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Ewes Make Me Feel Like New | You Make Me Feel Brend New | Stylistics | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Acne | Save Me | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| Inbreds | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 131 | |
| 'till Zen | Till Then | The Mills Brothers | No Votes | 134 | |||
| You're Wrong | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| All The Meth You Take | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 323 | |
| Stupid Parodies | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richards | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Ballad Of Max And Nazis | Ballad Of John And Yoko | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Moseley's Sexy Nazi | Maxwells Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 403 | |
| The Seven Dwarfs Song | Snoopy Vs The Red Baron | The Royal Guardsmen | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 440 | |
| Bury Me | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Prodigy | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 96 | |
| On The Road Back ( The Las Vegas Lament) | Hit The Road Jack | The Stampeders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Tonight, She's Dumb ( The Blind Date Song) | Tonight She Comes | The Cars | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Caretaker With Gloves ( The Janitor Tune) | Teenager In Love | Dion And The Belmonts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 140 | |
| Use A Pill To Sleep At Night | In The Still Of The Night | Tommy Dorsey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Another Pizza Tonight | Another Saturday Night | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Democtaric Benefit, They Should Unite | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Solely For Your Benefit, Be Polite | Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Cow Herd Pies | Blackbird | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 139 | |
| The Dhali Lllama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Oakdale California | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 212 | |
| Dhali Llama | Mamma Mia | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 307 | |
| Thick Spouses ( The "i Married An Idiot" Song) | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Still Havent Found Who I'm Looking For ( C.s.i) | Still Havent Found What I'm Lookin For | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 332 | |
| K-1 | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Keep On Gawkin At The Ring Girls | Keep On Rockin In The Free World | Neil Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| Cuba | Cupid | Sam Cooke Version | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| It May Be Time To Camp (the Hiker's Song) | The Lady Is A Tramp | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| There! A Headache Again (the Every Night Lament) | There I've Aid It Again | Bobby Vinton | No Votes | 122 | |||
| Knocking On Kevin's Door (Britney's Cry) | Knockin On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 276 | |
| Alabama (the State) | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 3.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 141 | |
| Alabama II ( The Band Song) | Crazy Mama | J.J Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 164 | |
| Barack Obama | Crazy Mama | J.J. Ccale | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 251 | |
| Beta Gamma ( The Fraternity Song) | Crazy Mama | J.J Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 257 | |
| Buy A Hummah | Crazy Mama | J.J Cale | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Dhali Llama | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 183 | |
| Dumb And Dumber | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 312 | |
| Hey Osama | Crazy Mama | J.J, Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 142 | |
| Runway Glamour | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 163 | |
| Use A Hammer | Crazy Mama | J.J. Cale | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| Got To Know Night School | Rock And Roll High School | The Ramones | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 132 | |
| Gps | Sos | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Playing Chess | Sos | Abba | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 176 | |
| Undressed | Sos | Abba | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 166 | |
| You'll Be Blessed | Sos | Abba | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| My Grandma | Amanda | Boston | 4.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 358 | |
| Mau-ry | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 138 | |
| Needs Salt | Because | Dave Clark Five | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Tents | Blessed | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 108 | |
| From B To U | From Me To You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Will She Implode? | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 167 | |
| Boundaries (the Wedding Night Song) | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Chimpanzee | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| Groceries | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Cowgirls | My Girl | The Temptations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| The Sheep Are Gone | The Heat Is On | Glen Frey | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 161 | |
| Breasts | Blessed | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Nests | Blessed | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Can We Do It Frequently? | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Looking For The Beak End | Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Looking For The Beak End | Workin For The Weekend | Loverboy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Erected Medically | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Try At Night | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| In The Lineup | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 152 | |
| Bank Caffeine | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 261 | |
| Off To Cuba | Mamma Mia | Abba | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 231 | |
| Tight Gnus ( The Stressed Wildebeest Song) | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| (My Anus Is The) Centre Hole | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 310 | |
| Hey Oprah | Hey Paula | Paul And Paula | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Mindy (the Rocket Roger Lament) | Windy | The Association | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 151 | |
| Rocket...when? | Rocket Man | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 151 | |
| It's Still Scientology | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 207 | |
| Bohemian Rhapsodance | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Asked For Dung (the Fertilizer Song) | Aqualung | Jethro Tull | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Black Daughters | Black Water | Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 208 | |
| Slit And Bleeding | Bits And Pieces | Dave Clark Five | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 143 | |
| Desmond Tutu | Down At Lulus | Ohio Express | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 184 | |
| Nullify Kyoto With Some Clear Cut Forestry | Rockabye Your Baby With A Dixie Melody | Various | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 137 | |
| Just When She's Bleedin' | Just What I Needed | The Cars | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 168 | |
| Fencing Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 170 | |
| Bread With Their Kin ( The Tennessee Anthem) | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 152 | |
| Ducks In Berlin | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Cock's On A Bun | Fox On The Run | The Sweet | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 209 | |
| Wheelchair Rider | Jet Airliner | Steve Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Jumble In Writing ( The Dyslexia Ballad) | Rumble In Brighton | The Stray Cats | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| On The Town With Sven | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Clinger | Linger | The Cranberries | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 146 | |
| They Were Knighted | Reunited | Peaches And Herb | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 134 | |
| Ring My Cell | Ring My Bell | Anita Ward | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 208 | |
| I'll Fry Instead | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 122 | |
| Hey Barack, Ride Her ( Hire Hilary For Vp Song) | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 136 | |
| Stocky Baboon (the Science Lab Mishap Ballad) | Rocky Raccoon | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| When She's Missing | Reminiscing | Little River Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 136 | |
| Obama | Lola | The Kinks | 2.4 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 192 | |
| Now He Chose Joe Biden | Into The Great Wide Open | Tom Petty | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 184 | |
| Reason To Have Fun ( The Obama Campaign Song) | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.8 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 336 | |
| Obama | Lola | The Kinks | 3.2 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 305 | |
| When Mccain Picked A Woman | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 205 | |
| Still Have No Policy | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.2 | 159 | |
| One | One | U2 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 193 | |
| God Damn America (the "Wright" Campaign Song Of Obama | God Bless America | Irving Berlin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 195 | |
| Joe Biden (he's A Little Liar) | Low Rider | War | 3.0 | 2.2 | 2.4 | 237 | |
| (the Day When) Biden's Fired | Light My Fire | The Doors | 3.4 | 1.7 | 1.8 | 124 | |
| When Palin Came | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 170 | |
| And We Love Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 138 | |
| Maybe It's True ( The Sarah Character Song) | Baby It's You | The Beatles | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 233 | |
| Barack Obama | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 300 | |
| The Ballad Of John And Sarah | The Ballad Of John And Yoko | The Beatles | 2.8 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 135 | |
| Hussein (the "barack, Use Your Full Name" Song) | Cocaine | Eric Crapton | 2.1 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 146 | |
| Obama Should (this Race Is Blown) | Norwegian Wood (this Bird Has Flown) | The Beatles | 3.4 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 119 | |
| The Continuing Story On Capitol Hill ( Goodbye Barack) | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 144 | |
| 'bama Hates Mccain | Adam Raised A Cain | Bruce Springsteen | 2.8 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 146 | |
| This Dame's Leading Some On The Right | Ain't Even Done With The Right | John Mellencamp | 2.3 | 1.7 | 2.0 | 118 | |
| (illinois, Sent ) Bumblers Down | Crumblin Down | Mellencamp | 2.2 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 93 | |
| A Working Wife ( The Sarah Song) | Factory | Bruce Springsteen | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 141 | |
| Barack Obama | Jackie O | John Mellencamp | 2.4 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 199 | |
| New V.p. | Tnt | Ac/dc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Uncle Biden/barack Obam' | Uncle Albert/ Admiral Halsey | Paul Mccartney | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 222 | |
| She Will Stop You | We Will Rock You | Queen | 2.8 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 194 | |
| Veep Seeker (the Vote For Sarah Song) | Heatseeker | Ac/dc | 3.3 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 148 | |
| If You Ever Said What's True | If I Fell | The Beatles | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 99 | |
| If I Was Obama | If I Had A Hammer | Peter Paul And Mary | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 180 | |
| Obama's A Mystery, Sure..... | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | 1.5 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 138 | |
| Michelle ( Please Tell Us The Truth About The Slimy One..) | Michelle | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 174 | |
| Tell Me Lies (speak To Me, Lord Obama) | Tell Me Why | The Beatles | 1.8 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 195 | |
| Phony As It Gets | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 114 | |
| Barack | Daniel | Elton John | 3.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 144 | |
| Have You Ever Been Hussein? | Have You Ever Seen The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 136 | |
| When They're In... (horors If Obama Wins!!!) | Let Em In | Paul Mccartney | 2.3 | 1.8 | 1.7 | 282 | |
| The Obama Plan | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 185 | |
| Crazy Obama | Radio Gaga | Queen | 2.0 | 1.4 | 1.6 | 248 | |
| Slinning Lies | Spinning Wheels | Blood Sweat And Tears | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 136 | |
| I've Only Just Begun | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 198 | |
| Obama's Down | Allenton | Billy Joel | 2.2 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 145 | |
| Another One Lies Too Much | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 154 | |
| Barack Obama | Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 1.2 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 200 | |
| Jesse (why Did You Use The | Jesse | Carly Simon | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 115 | |
| Obama's No Good | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | 2.5 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 211 | |
| She's Now Just The Woman We Need (the Sarah Ballad) | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 159 | |
| Barack Why'd You Hide Your Past??? | Daddy Don't You Wak So Fast | Wayne Newton | 3.5 | 2.5 | 3.0 | 155 | |
| Nice...barack... | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| An Allah Man ( The Obama Prayer Tune) | Ramblin Man | The Allman Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Won't Succeed | Refugee | Tom Petty | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Sad To Say, It's Barack | Saturday In The Park | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Sarah's Goin There | Sister Golden Hair | America | No Votes | 107 | |||
| Sarah Sees ( Right Through His Lies) | Summer's Eve | Seals And Crofts | No Votes | 135 | |||
| The Kenya Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Junior | 4.0 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 112 | |
| Obama | Oh Donna | Richie Valens | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 283 | |
| (he's) Unravellin' Man.. | Travellin Man | Ricky Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Palin | Feelings | Morris Alpert | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| It's Obamanomics | It's A Kind Of Magic | Queen | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 120 | |
| Let's Remember ( What Happened Last Time A Demo Won The White House) | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 177 | |
| Republicans Know | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 95 | |
| Your Money Should Grow | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Fifty Lies To Leave Obama | Fifty Ways To Leve Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 144 | |
| Mccainland | Graceland | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 92 | |
| Hey Hey Why Why ( Why For Barack) | Hey Hey My My ( Into The Black) | Neil Young | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 109 | |
| Let Our Sarah Warn Ya | Hotel California | The Eagles | 3.2 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 129 | |
| So This Is Barack | So This Is Christmas | John Lennon | No Votes | 116 | |||
| Bamanomics | Body Language | Queen | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 111 | |
| On Election Day | Graduation Day | Chris Isaak | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| Barack, We Know... | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 130 | |
| Somebody's Lying | Somebody's Crying | Chris Isaa | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 178 | |
| Borrow Mine | 409 | Beach Boys | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 106 | |
| It Was A Very Good Steer The Peta Song | It Was A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 121 | |
| He's Got To Go | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | No Votes | 174 | |||
| Tennessee | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.8 | 4.5 | 120 | |
| She's From Alaska | North To Alaska | Johnny Horton | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 130 | |
| Take The Hosing (the Obamanomics Plan) | Paper Roses | Anita Bryant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Tell Sarah We Love Her | Tell Laura I Love Her | Ray Peterson | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 183 | |
| Barry's Drama | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | No Votes | 95 | |||
| Crazd Obama | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 100 | |
| Laid Llama | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 92 | |
| Place A Comma | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 92 | |
| Evolution ( The Left's Answer To Immorality) | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| Blubbery | Carry Me | Stampeders | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 80 | |
| Crumbly | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 73 | |||
| Dkny | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 93 | |
| Hosiery | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 73 | |
| Larceny | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 73 | |||
| Larceny | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 72 | |||
| Maladies | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 68 | |||
| Medically | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 75 | |||
| Parodies | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 69 | |||
| Screamin Jay | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Change The Grammer | Crazy Mama | J.j Cale | No Votes | 90 | |||
| Play With Hammers | Crazy Mama | J.j. Cale | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 86 | |
| Don't Google Like That | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Palin | Layla | Derek And The Dominoes | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Race Oddity (the Why Is He In This Race Song?) | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 141 | |
| Try A Little Fibbin' ( The Barack Platform Song) | Tie A Yellow Ribbon | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 129 | |
| She's An American Mom | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 123 | |
| He Was Not In It For Love | If You're Not In It For Love | Shania Twain | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 108 | |
| Blistery | Carry Me | The Stampeders | No Votes | 96 | |||
| Macafee | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 83 | |
| I'll Walk Just Fine | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 194 | |
| It's Barack Time | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | 2.4 | 1.7 | 1.6 | 151 | |
| Skinnin' A Moose | Singin' The Blues | Guy Mitchell | 3.4 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 109 | |
| The Fake Obama | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 129 | |
| Being For The Benefit Of This, The Right (thanks Joe, For Lying) | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 73 | |
| Advice From Me To You ( Duhh..don't Listen To Obama) | From Me To You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Barack | Get Back | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Barack's Bumbler (14 Lie Joe.. Say It Ain't So!!) | Golden Slumbers | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 89 | |
| Lyin (the Biden Debate Song) | Groovin | The Rascals | 3.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 109 | |
| I Kill ( The Dexter Song) | I Will | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Hey Barack's Writer | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 188 | |
| This Alaskan Girl | California Girl | Chilliwack | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| Won't Come Clean..( The Obama Chronicle) | Dancing Queen | Abba | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 143 | |
| Ripped Away (the Obama Promise Takeaway Song) | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 5.0 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 126 | |
| Islam Loves Their Man ( That's Obama) | Love Hungry Man | Ac/dc | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 214 | |
| Oh What A Night ( The Gop Victory Dance) | Oh What A Night | Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons | 2.8 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 206 | |
| Biden ( The "we Caught You Lying Fourteen Times" Song) | Old Man | Neil Young | 1.5 | 1.2 | 1.2 | 143 | |
| Biden Lies | Private Eyes | Hall And Oates | 2.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 113 | |
| Listen To The Crock Of The Day | Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 116 | |
| live liar ( the biden strategy) | live wire | ac/dc | 1.7 | 1.0 | 1.3 | 135 | |
| Joe's A Liar | I'm On Fire | Springsteen | No Votes | 94 | |||
| Clean Coal | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | No Votes | 102 | |||
| Fill Up Your Hips | Stiff Upper Lip | Ac/dc | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 142 | |
| Hello To St. Loo | Hello Mary Lou | Ricky Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Back The Right (the Rush Ditto Song) | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | No Votes | 141 | |||
| Rid Me Of Obama | Gimme All Your Lovin | Zz Top | 2.3 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 157 | |
| Look About At What He's Done | Lookin Out For # 1 | Randy Bachman | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 144 | |
| It Hasn't Hit Me Yet.. (the Food Poisoning Ballad) | Hasn't Hit Me Yet | Blue Rodeo | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 125 | |
| Warsaw | Diana | Paul Anka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Why Are You Grey? ( The "young Hag" Song) | Y.M.C.A | The Village People | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 185 | |
| Only You ( Farewell my queen Royce) | Only You | The Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| "Beano" Makes A Fartless Wonder | Abcense Makes The Heart Grow Fonder | Dean Martin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 103 | |
| Inauguration | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| Barry Obama | Merry Xmas | John Lennon | 3.6 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 112 | |
| One Term | This Time | Bryan Adams | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 77 | |
| I Know You'll Fail | I Call Your Name | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 59 | |
| I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The 2 Dollar Bill Song) | I'll Never Find Another You | The New Seekers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Barry Vs. The Word Baron (me) | Snoopy Vs The Red Baron | The Royal Guardsmen | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| No Better ( The Obama Legacy Already) | The Letter | The Boxtops | 4.8 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 86 | |
| When I Tax You More | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 82 | |
| Dummy Dummy Dummy | Yummy Yummy Yummy | The Ohio Express | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| (in A ) Couple Of Days ( The Baaad Inauguration Song) | Rock'nroll Train | Ac/dc | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 99 | |
| They Will Follow Him | I Will Follow Him | Lesley Gore | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 122 | |
| Failing | Sailing | Christopher Cross | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 90 | |
| A Day In Obama's New American Life | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| That's In The New U.s.a. | Back In The U.s.s.r | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 77 | |
| From He To You | From Me To You | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| You Can't Say That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 91 | |
| Bowling At The Olympics | Midnight At The Oasis | Maria Muldaur | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 74 | |
| Barack | The Jack | Ac/dc | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| Mister Ones | You're The One | Carly Simon | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| If You Have A Million Dollars ( The Spread The Wealth Around Song) | If I Had A Million Dollars | The Barenaked ladies | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 168 | |
| Obama Sells | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 96 | |
| Taken By Obama | Making Plans For Nigel | Xtc | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Dexter | Stobehenge | Spinal Tap | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Bartend | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 56 | |
| (we'll Just Get) Rid Of These Guys | Briliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 79 | |
| Freddie Mac | Jimmy Mack | Martha And The Vandellas | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 90 | |
| Imprudence | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Octuplet Mummy's Garden | Octopus's Garden | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 92 | |
| B.s. Time It's True | P.s I Love You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| What I Say | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 85 | |
| Obamanomically | Memphis Tennessee | Chuck Berry | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 71 | |
| World, You'll See A Woman Soon | Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| Mr Teleprompter | Mr Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| The Wealth He's Gonna Share For You | Say A Little Prayer For You | Aretha Franklin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| Another Fail On His Part | Another Nail For My Heart | Squeeze | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| Told His Lies | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 91 | |
| Spaniards | Daniel | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Tunnel Vision | Double Vision | Foreigner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 89 | |
| Fannie Mae | Maggie May | Rod Stweart | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 97 | |
| Something About The Way She Took The Right | Somethin About The Way You Look Tonight | Elton John | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 115 | |
| The Weasel And The Damage Done | The Needla And The Damage Done | Neil Young | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 77 | |
| Buying Japanese | Turning Japanese | The Vapors | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 98 | |
| Clock Show | Venue And Mars/rock Show | Paul Mccartney | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 67 | |
| Venusian Cars/ Spock Show | Venue And Mars/rock Show | Paul Mccartney | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| Obama's Ivory Towers.. | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Neil And Babs | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 75 | |
| Back With The Same Gang | Back On The Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 62 | |
| Sarah Is Good For Me | Better Be Good To Me | Tina Turner | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 63 | |
| If You Can Knit | If This Is It | Huey Lewis And The News | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 70 | |
| Teleprompter (the Obamanokski Song) | Nikita | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| No Messiah | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Could It Be Obama's A Dud?? | Could It Be I'm Falling In Love? | The Spinners | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 82 | |
| The Lyin Beat The Right | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 110 | |
| Elastic Woman | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 77 | |
| I Last Six Moments ( The Long Lasting Love Song) | This Magic Moment | Jay And The Americans | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 91 | |
| A Cow Forever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 85 | |
| 'bama's Gonna Buy Up The Hood | Lil Red Riding Hood | Sam The Sham And The Pharoahs | 2.9 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 73 | |
| The Sounds Of Violence | The Sounds Of Silence | Simon And Garfunkel | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 110 | |
| Free Homes From Obama | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 132 | |
| ( All I Want To Do Is ) Scream | Dream | The Everly Brothers | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 120 | |
| And Your Words Can Sting | And Your Bird Can Sing | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 64 | |
| Redistribution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| It's Obama's Share The Wealth Up Land | Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band/ | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 87 | |
| Go And Work It Out (the Auto Bailout Song) | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 95 | |
| You'll Take My Wealth Away | You Take My Breath Away | Queen | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 102 | |
| Barry Bombed | Cherry Bomb | Mellencamp | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 55 | |
| (he Talks) Crazy Talk | Crazy Talk | Chilliwack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Obama To Fall | Hammer To Fall | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 77 | |
| Not So Good | Hurts So Good | Mellencamp | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 72 | |
| I Like Sororities | I Fight Authority | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 61 | |
| Make The Wealth Shared | Scarborough Fair | Simon And Garfunkel | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 67 | |
| Gmc | Tnt | Ac/dc | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 94 | |
| We Are Obamians | We Are The Champions | Queen | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 87 | |
| Shoddy Language | Body Language | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 58 | |
| Spread The Wealth Around | Turn The Beat Around | Gloria Estafan | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 62 | |
| Met A Porno Girl | California Girls | Chilliwack | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 266 | |
| Same Gang | Chain Gang | Sam Cooke | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 66 | |
| Don't Know Much About Anything (the Obama Plan) | Don't Know Much About History | Sam Cooke | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 136 | |
| Obama's New Perverse | Across The Universe | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 77 | |
| T-bird | Blackbird | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 62 | |
| Lately Obama | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 114 | |
| My Car's No Good | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 106 | |
| Obama Should Go | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 93 | |
| Dirty Swines | '39 | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 88 | |
| Born To Lead The Right The Hail Sarah Song) | Born To Be Alive | Patrick Hernandez | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 73 | |
| Warranty (the Obama-i-own-gm-now-song | Carry Me | The Stampeders | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 102 | |
| He Won't Tell You Why | I Can't Tell You Why | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 108 | |
| He Just Wants To Steal Your Everything | I Just Wanna Be Your Everything | The Bee Gees | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 78 | |
| No,-bama, Not Me | I Want To Break Free | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 92 | |
| It's Obama Time | In The Summer Time | Mungo Jerry | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 88 | |
| Aig (gmc) | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 100 | |
| Life With Barack Pain | Life In The Fast Lane | The Eagles | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 92 | |
| Obama Will Buy Your Love | Mama Can't Buy You Love | Elton John | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| Deceitful He Is Stealin | Peaceful Easy Feelin | The Eagles | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 99 | |
| Bailouts Keep Comin Out, I Dread | Raindrops Keep Dfallin On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 94 | |
| Share The Wealth | Share The Land | The Guess Who | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 67 | |
| Obama Warranty | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 119 | |
| He's Only Just Begun | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| Who Has To Give Forever | Who Wants To Live Forever | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 99 | |
| New Guys | Blue Eyes | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 89 | |
| Animals (the Anti Peta Song) | Cannibals | Mark Knopfler | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| Cubans | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 98 | |
| After Your "shrubbing" | After The Lovin | Elgelbert Humperdinck | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 109 | |
| We Will Pay Dearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 90 | |
| I Never Worry (when Rush Comes On) | I'm In A Hurry | Alabama | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 93 | |
| Obama | Taxi | Harry Chapin | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 101 | |
| All You Commie Babies | Don't You Want Me | The Human League | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 79 | |
| Why Don't Fools Follow Rush? | Why Do Fools Fall In Love | Frankie Lymon And The Teenagers | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 94 | |
| Fidel | Michelle | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 77 | |
| Snail's Pace | Jailbreak | Ac/dc | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 70 | |
| The Grilling Of Georgie | The Killing Of Georgie | Rod Stewart | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 76 | |
| Here's Obama | Tears In Heaven | Eric Crapton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 88 | |
| Get Him Outta Here | Get Me Outta Here | Jet | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 60 | |
| That One | This Boy | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 64 | |
| 1984 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 113 | |
| Thought Police | Dream Police | Cheap Trick | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 98 | |
| (my) Car's A Hole | Heart And Soul | Huey Lewis And The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 96 | |
| Arwen | Stonehenge | Spinal Tap | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 114 | |
| Eight Babes This Week | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 88 | |
| After Destruction | After The Lovin | Engelbert Humperdinck | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 60 | |
| Old Cars | Old Man | Neil Young | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 62 | |
| Another Day Obama Lies | Anbother Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 100 | |
| (Fell Into A) Man Hole | Hell Hole | Spinal Tap | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 60 | |
| Recycling Aluminum Cans | Magneto And Titanium Man | Paul Mccartney | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 102 | |
| A Homonym ( The First Is "i Call Your Name") | Several. The Homonym Medley | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 106 | |
| Egg Farm | Sex Farm | Spinal Tap | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 64 | |
| He Came Undun..the Kenny Perry Song | She's Come Undun | The Guess Who | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 60 | |
| The Snipers Took Out Three | A Pirate's Life For Me | Disney | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| The Continuing Story Of Barack Obama's Dog | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 80 | |
| Free Lie ( The Foot Wedge Song) | Free Ride | Edgar Winter | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Itchin To Glide.. (the Green Aircraft Song) | Hitchin A Ride | Vanity Fare | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 58 | |
| What's With The Whining Chum??? | House Of The Rising Sun | Clarence "tom" Ashley (1933) | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 94 | |
| I'm Back In First ( And I Like It) | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Perry | 3.0 | 2.4 | 2.7 | 106 | |
| I'll Never Dwell On You | I Put A Spell On You | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 80 | |
| Money For Obama ( As Usual) | Money | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| 2009 | '39 | Queen | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 118 | |
| Flying Wide (the Two Seat Song) | Fly At Night | Chilliwack | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 77 | |
| Wait ( Just A Little Bit Longer For More Odumba Slams) | Stay | Jackson Browne | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 176 | |
| Same Old Hypocrisy.. The Left Wing Anthem | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 130 | |
| O-dumblers | The Wanderer | Dion And The Belmonts | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 79 | |
| Cry Odumba Stop! | I Just Wanna Stop | Gino Vannelli | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 64 | |
| Am I Right Wing | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 79 | |
| Fly United ( The One Bum One Fare Song) | Reunited | Peaches And Herb | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 79 | |
| The Miracle Of C.q | The Miracle | Queen | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 82 | |
| (you'll See Lots More) Odumbas All Summer Long | All Summer Long | Kid Rock | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 84 | |
| I'm Sorry ( The Odumba Reachout Song | I'm Sorry | Patsy Cline | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 108 | |
| Socialism | Kansas City | Wilbert Harrison | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| Will You Still Love Him Tomorrow? (the Odumba Prediction) | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow | The Shirelles | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 101 | |
| Watchin For Infections (the Nurse Ballad) | Watchin' The Detectives | Elvis Costello | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 86 | |
| California Girl. (the Man/woman Marriage Medley) | California Girls | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| One Thrown Shoe.. (the Me Against Will On The Shoe Toss Thing Song) | Old Brown Shoe | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 71 | |
| Knock It Off | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 92 | |
| "plain" The 100% Great Move By Mr. Barack Obama | Chains | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 77 | |
| Letter "n" | Let Em In | Paul Mccartney | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.6 | 98 | |
| When A Man Weds A Woman | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge Version | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 100 | |
| Is The Pension The Same? The Autoworkers Lament) | Did She Mention My Name | Gordon Lightfoot | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| A Hundred Days We've Seen Obama | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 91 | |
| Buy Her Steak (mom's Hungry.. Again)( | Fire Lake | Bob Seger | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 74 | |
| (sittin For) A Crap Every Day | The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 81 | |
| She Will Be Clubbed (the Present Day Slave Song) | She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 65 | |
| You Aughta Wash Your Hands ( The Swine Flu Prevention Song) | I Wanna Hold Our Hand | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 446 | |
| You've Caught The Swine, So Hide Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 121 | |
| Worn Between Two Lovers... | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary Mcgregor | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 101 | |
| Jenny Craig | Jenny | Tommy Tutone | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 81 | |
| For Those They Got To Talk (the Waterboard Medley) | For Those About To Rock | Ac/dc | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| A Day In The Life Of A Dieter | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Jenny Craig | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| The Rich Get Taxed | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 87 | |
| Two More Will Go | Two For The Show | Trooper | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 55 | |
| Now Odumba's Dreamin | California Dreamin | The Mamas And The Papas | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 74 | |
| Tax Plan ( The Offshore Bank Account "drilling" Song) | Taxman | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Out From The Boardroom | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| I Don't Have To Say Odumba | You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Now Barack Will Get It Both Barrels | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 67 | |
| Capital Gains | Rock And Roll Train | Ac/dc | No Votes | 49 | |||
| (you're Used To Dub-u) But It's All Over Now | It's All Over Now | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 57 | |
| He's Gone (the Bush Isn't President Anymore Song) | She's Gone | Hall And Oates | 4.0 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| The Weigh In ( From The Biggest Loser) | The Waiting | Tom Petty | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 75 | |
| Your Mother's A Bowl (the Artificial Inspermination Song) | Your Mother Should Know | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| Odumba's Farm | Junior's Farm | Paul McCartney & Wings | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 61 | |
| Listen To Just What Ann Said | Listen To Whet The Man Said | Paul Mccartney And Wings | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 68 | |
| Radiobama (will He Ever Shut Up And Get Off The Air?) | Radio Gaga | Queen | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 68 | |
| What's Dub Got To Do With It???? | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 88 | |
| Health Care Plan | No Where Man | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 106 | |
| Odumba Will Babble On | Rivers Of Babylon | Boney M | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 81 | |