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Song Parodies -> "Mister Ones"
Original Song Title:
"You're The One"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carly Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Mister Ones"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
to the tainted butthole who can't sign his name. That "holier than thou" obama lover who thinks he can speak for my friend and best critic Michael Pacholek????. eat dirt idiot.
well I'll spend some time alone on you
and folk won't even care
your votes soon for me and again all ones
and somehow although right, I knew
how little that I care
so Mister ones
mister ones
no threes you are just ones
you prob'ly pay a mistress afraid of striking out
but project myself and write is all I've done
so I've got to tell you now
before another slight goes by
give me ones give me ones
no threes you're mister ones
and sometimes it hits me right away
and sometimes it makes me smile
oh but now that you've crept up you see
there'll never be a two or brain work out of you, lord
you try to put me down
your persistence only shows your shallow front
so I'll tell you once and now , not worry what you'll say
you are worth ones
you're the ones
you see, you are the ones
and folk won't even care
your votes soon for me and again all ones
and somehow although right, I knew
how little that I care
so Mister ones
mister ones
no threes you are just ones
you prob'ly pay a mistress afraid of striking out
but project myself and write is all I've done
so I've got to tell you now
before another slight goes by
give me ones give me ones
no threes you're mister ones
and sometimes it hits me right away
and sometimes it makes me smile
oh but now that you've crept up you see
there'll never be a two or brain work out of you, lord
you try to put me down
your persistence only shows your shallow front
so I'll tell you once and now , not worry what you'll say
you are worth ones
you're the ones
you see, you are the ones
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Circular file, please! This is a blatant attack and is reminiscent of a certain banned parodist who was/is also highly conservative.
Agreed with Andria! And furthermore, Mr 1's has been known to comment and rant on other kinds of parodies too, not just political paroides. Malc, you seem to have lost all your charisma; I liked you better when you were writing NON-partisan stuff.
Malcolm has a valid gripe with the anonymouse comments slamming his political works. "Mister Ones" is not a distinct username, and even if it were this is hardly an attack parody.
Malcolm, you know I love your works. Most are good, many are great, this one... well, not good. The grammar is so choppy in spots in made for a hard read, and you lost some of what you were trying to convey to the reader. DKTOS, but 433.
Malcolm, you know I love your works. Most are good, many are great, this one... well, not good. The grammar is so choppy in spots in made for a hard read, and you lost some of what you were trying to convey to the reader. DKTOS, but 433.
agreed red, I've done better.. thanks for the input..
I have to agree with Andria and the Antmaester, hate parodies are not the kind of parodies that this site is all about.
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