Song Parodies -> Mister Ones

Original Song Title:

"You're The One"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

  
Parody Song Title:

"Mister Ones"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

to the tainted butthole who can't sign his name. That "holier than thou" obama lover who thinks he can speak for my friend and best critic Michael Pacholek????. eat dirt idiot.
well I'll spend some time alone on you
and folk won't even care
your votes soon for me and again all ones
and somehow although right, I knew
how little that I care

so Mister ones
mister ones
no threes you are just ones

you prob'ly pay a mistress afraid of striking out
but project myself and write is all I've done
so I've got to tell you now
before another slight goes by
give me ones give me ones
no threes you're mister ones

and sometimes it hits me right away
and sometimes it makes me smile
oh but now that you've crept up you see
there'll never be a two or brain work out of you, lord
you try to put me down
your persistence only shows your shallow front
so I'll tell you once and now , not worry what you'll say

you are worth ones
you're the ones
you see, you are the ones



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Andria - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Circular file, please! This is a blatant attack and is reminiscent of a certain banned parodist who was/is also highly conservative.
A Person Who'd Rather Not State His Or Her Name - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Agreed with Andria! And furthermore, Mr 1's has been known to comment and rant on other kinds of parodies too, not just political paroides. Malc, you seem to have lost all your charisma; I liked you better when you were writing NON-partisan stuff.
Red Ant - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Malcolm has a valid gripe with the anonymouse comments slamming his political works. "Mister Ones" is not a distinct username, and even if it were this is hardly an attack parody.

Malcolm, you know I love your works. Most are good, many are great, this one... well, not good. The grammar is so choppy in spots in made for a hard read, and you lost some of what you were trying to convey to the reader. DKTOS, but 433.
malcolm higgins - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
agreed red, I've done better.. thanks for the input..

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