Song Parodies -> "I'm A Hoser"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Loser"

Original Performer:

"I'm A Hoser"

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The Lyrics

with apologies to bob and doug mackenzie

I'm a ho-ser!
I'm a ho-ser!
and I'm not what I appear to be

of all the countries to have to the north,
we drink real beer, like to blow off the froth
we are like can-eh-di-an , eh? my friends
we'll be part of the the states in the end.

I'm a hoser!
and I'm not what I appear to be
I'm a hoser!
and I'll keep all of my beer for me

although our prime minister is a clown
he has bells palsy, that isnt a frown
he speaks for some, but accented, it's true
I'll need to translate if he talks to you

I'm a hoser
and I'm keeping all the beer for me
I'm a hoser
and I really need to pee.

what have we done to deserve such a fate,
we thinks to shag polar bears is so great
we love to fight, when we drink quite a ton
back bacon tastes oh so good on a bun

I'm a hoser
and I'm keeping all the beer for me
I'm a hoser
and I really need to pee.

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