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Song Parodies -> "Topo Gigio"

Original Song Title:

"Just A Gigolo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Lee Roth

Parody Song Title:

"Topo Gigio"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the literal translation of topo gigio is "louie gopher" I couldn't resist...for those of us old enough to remember this lovable little rodent
I'm topo gigio,
everywhere I go,
gophers arent the same without me

digging in the dirt,
dancing and I flirt
starring on T.V.
I'm staying

there will come a time
the internet that swine
then you can "google" of me
in the end I will be known
I am topo gigio
just go on without me

I'm a rodent's body
nobody nobody fears from me
I'm a puppet only
foam filled only foamy only
won't some sweet mama
gopher come and gnaw on me
that ain't so bad...

gophers always we make
fun singin rat songs
all of the time
it's rodentially, mousey only rat is me..
bozadee bozadee tat I'm a rat


I got a rat's body singing rat songs like rats
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla rat

I'm a rodent's body
nobody nobody fears from me
I'm a puppet only
foam filled only foamy only
won't some sweet mama
gopher come and gnaw on me
that ain't so bad...

gophers always we make
fun singin rat songs
all of the time
it's rodentially, mousey, only rat is me..

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alvin - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
count me in an old fart...i remember him well...good title substitution
Michael Pacholek - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll give you a five, but I won't kiss you goodnight!

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