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Song Parodies -> "Grab A Masseuse"

Original Song Title:

"Singin The Blues"

Original Performer:

Guy Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Grab A Masseuse"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I never felt that I'd grab a masseuse
but I never thought she's make me so loose
completely, she always rubs me this way..
I never felt more like muscles were tight
and I lay there stiff, so dumb, but all right
I aught to.. I'm ging to grab a masseuse

the legs and thighs they all feel so fine
and then she rubbed me right on the spine
there's nothing left for her to do
but try-y-y-y my masseuse ( my masseuse)
I never felt more like I love today
she rub a dub dubbed my aching way
she had to.. I had to grab a masseuse

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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unKnownVotress - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
careful Sir . . . don't misuse your masseuse!

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