I want a log tonight, but that is only half of what's wrong
I want it nice and loose, but round and nearly two feet long
I'm hopin out will come long brown poo
baby I've been needing to
I took metamucil it won't be the same now I'm telling you

it really cleans me out when others try to clog my drain
some make it dry, and it always ends up in screaming pain
get me some nice soft wet poo
maybe I'll just sit for two
I took metamucil it won't be the same now I'm telling you

when I get up there is a klingon
wipe it off with my new ring on
not worrying about the stain or sewage
it's really lovely, this long brown pooage
who knew exlax
would really comfort me.......
it may appear to be imperfect,
digestion's something you can't predict
if it comes faster, feels like leather
I will squeeze my cheeks together
who knows baby,
it will soon leave me......

I ask you open doors,
to let the small all dissipate
I had a warning fart, telling me that it's not great
from near my hips, I took a poo
baby I've been telling you
I took metamucil it won't be the same now I'm telling you
I took metamucil it won't be the same now I'm telling you