Mrs brown, please wipe that ugly snotter,
it is hanging down right under there
it's so bad, please just get a hankie now
just wipe it clear, and use your wipe, not mine

watch for the return of that big snotter,
I'll tell you if I see it there again
It was bad, how much does that one weigh?
you wiped it clear, and used your wipe, not mine

hangin out, seen in a crowd, well
just pick it out, just poke round and round

how many times have I been round to see you ( round to see you)
use your finger prior, like a mine (it's all fine)
I won't let on, when that wetty snotter starts
it'd hang down to your knees, but that takes time

hangin out, see how many times have I been round to see you
( round to see you)
use your finger prior, like a mine (it's all fine)
I won't let on, when that wetty snotter startsit'd hang down to your knees, but that takes timeen in a crowd, well
just pick it out, just poke round and round

Mrs brown please wipe that ugly snotter
Mrs brown please wipe that ugly snotter
Mrs brown please wipe that ugly snotter