Song Parodies -> Slit And Bleeding
| Original Song Title: | "Bits And Pieces" |
| Original Performer: | Dave Clark Five |
| Parody Song Title: | "Slit And Bleeding" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
dropped the chainsaw and they said goodbye
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
reattached it, so they tried,
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
pills for pain I'm now and amputee
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
now they're making a new hook for me
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
I wore the safety gloves except this time
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
the most of fingers now will number nine
cried a lot, there was lots of pain
( I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
tried piano once, it's just a shame
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
they're still oozing pus and guts and slime
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
time goes by my hands stay low ( Oh yeah)
it just seen the last two
only just a few days ago
I had all ten and things were just true blue
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
slit the tendons and then cut the bone
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
now I can't have coffee, hold a cone
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
nothing seems to ever go right
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
at least my fist is there, I still fight.
dropped the chainsaw and they said goodbye
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
reattached it, so they tried,
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
pills for pain I'm now and amputee
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
now they're making a new hook for me
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
I wore the safety gloves except this time
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
the most of fingers now will number nine
cried a lot, there was lots of pain
( I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
tried piano once, it's just a shame
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
they're still oozing pus and guts and slime
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
time goes by my hands stay low ( Oh yeah)
it just seen the last two
only just a few days ago
I had all ten and things were just true blue
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
slit the tendons and then cut the bone
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
now I can't have coffee, hold a cone
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
nothing seems to ever go right
(I lost pieces slit and bleeding)
at least my fist is there, I still fight.
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Thank goodness this parody has no relation whatsoever with the one i submitted today. ;) Weird work here Malky.
Sir, Malcolm . . . please try to keep a sane perspective! Your vacation will be coming soooon, Sir !
Sir, no ~Mo Motorized tools~, until you return from Florida! You need to relax, Sir !
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