Song Parodies -> I'm A Filibuster

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Girl Watcher"

Original Performer:

The O'kaysions

  
Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Filibuster"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

if you don't win the election, delay the passing of bills with bullshit.. or, if you're a lefty and you win, pass bullshit bills.. sigh..
I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..

I was just a crab when I started on this blab
the house can sit as I yack on
whenever I delay those righties they will pay
I can give them my cheekies to snack on

I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..

mumble something, yell why why? but I do this well
can I please talk a little slower
the senate will know that we're putting on a show
can we stoop a little bit lower?

I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster,
make the time go bye.. hey my my
try filibuster,
why filibuster?
here comes one now..
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Your Worst Nightmare - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't find filibusters a professional/ethical way to handle things. DKTOS.
Steve K. - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I think they should go back to having REAL filibusters, when in order to keep debate open, they'd have to keep on talking all hours of day and night, which is something most of them are really good at. Trouble is, all that hot air would surely contribute to global warming.
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't vote on this song because of personal bias, but all I have to say is: the Republicans hate filibusters now, but they're gonna hate not having the ability to filibuster if they ever become the minority again.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't care who is filibustering. But using long speeches for the sole purpose of boredom and frustration is not exactly mature.
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Do read up on the purpose of filibusters, YWN. You might just find that filibusters serve a vital role in our political system. Now, if you're talking about the use of filibusters by Jesse Helms, then boredom is an accurate adjective.

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