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Song Parodies -> "Absolutely White ( The Michael Jackson Song))"
Original Song Title:
"Absolutely Right"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Five Man Electrical Band
Parody Song Title:
"Absolutely White ( The Michael Jackson Song))"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
he's not with jackson 5 no more
colour changed his skin
I see that he's not the way he was before
it's enough to start you drinking
about what they told me
thinkin about it do I mind
he's changed the tint of his behind
and now he's absolutely white
was he white all along,
he's absolutely white,
black's gone
second career I think he's sleazy
he does it all but what does he do?
he even dangles babies
to show the world he's free
I know it was me who said
it would be me who'd call him black because he is diseased
and now he's absolutely white
was he white all along,
he's absolutely white,
black's gone
I think that I can see
oh how "Bad" that he can be
oh the kind of man to wed Presleys
and if we let him in the news again
come supper time we'll be sittin
by the fire this evening
watchin this man slime
trying to laugh and dance and sing
and play the man for us today
and now he's absolutely white
was he white all along,
he's absolutely white,
black's gone
colour changed his skin
I see that he's not the way he was before
it's enough to start you drinking
about what they told me
thinkin about it do I mind
he's changed the tint of his behind
and now he's absolutely white
was he white all along,
he's absolutely white,
black's gone
second career I think he's sleazy
he does it all but what does he do?
he even dangles babies
to show the world he's free
I know it was me who said
it would be me who'd call him black because he is diseased
and now he's absolutely white
was he white all along,
he's absolutely white,
black's gone
I think that I can see
oh how "Bad" that he can be
oh the kind of man to wed Presleys
and if we let him in the news again
come supper time we'll be sittin
by the fire this evening
watchin this man slime
trying to laugh and dance and sing
and play the man for us today
and now he's absolutely white
was he white all along,
he's absolutely white,
black's gone
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Okay Malcolm - cough it up! Where'd you find THREE people that know a Five Man Electrical Band song that _ I _ don't even know?! :-0 ;-)
Way Kool dude! i mean it's like toatlly true uhh dude.
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