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Song Parodies -> "Put It In Your Mouth (the Toothbrush Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Put It In Your Mouth (the Toothbrush Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

put it in your mouth before you're older,
then we cannot say that it is wrong
and put it in your mouth, with lips together
do the nicest things and do them long..

you know it's gonna feel just that much better
when you can close your lips and stay together...

put it in your mouth when you first wake up
in the morning when the day is new,
thrust it in and out with lips together
toothpaste will not run and leak out through

happy times await with your old dentist
he'll say that every smile is never ending
put it in your mouth

put it in and out, and then we'll see if we can make your dreams come true
maybe then there wouldn't be a sinbgle thing the doc would do
your teeth could be healthy,
and then you'd be happy

put it in your mouth

you know it seems the more we write about it
gum disease is bad, so live without it
so lets talk about it
oh put it in your mouth

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Spoof-Man - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
as tony the tiger has said many many times "GREEEAAATT"!!!

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