you might think that I'm talkin foolish,
you've heard that I'm a T.V.
you may wonder how, if I'm not a cow,
this cross dressing thing with you
will affect me

lingerie garters are thrilling
I don't look like "one of the guys"
I think that it's fine,
to wax my behind,
and remember that I'm still a man, in disguise

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I'm just a silly cross dresser,
forever and ever a man
as long as old men sit and wear the thong leather
as long as old women sit and laugh about we men,
if you wonder how long I'll be able,
I'll wear this till I need depends...
I'm still a man though,
forever and ever, forever and ever a man

they say lipo's a trick for a body,
and falsies are tested and true
and honey I don't care,
if my back is all hair
if I tweezed it all out
it grows back anyway

they say time can play tricks on fake mammaries
squish them into one, and not two
it's easy to see, it happened to me
I just pull them wide open, and stick them with glue, oh baby

I'm just a silly cross dresser,
forever and ever a man
as long as old men sit and wear the thong leather
as long as old women sit and laugh about we men,
if you wonder how long I'll be able,
I'll wear this till I need depends...
I'm still a man though,
forever and ever, forever and ever a man

I'm still a man though,
forever and ever, forever and ever a man
I'm still a man though,
forever and ever, forever and ever
forever and ever, forever and eve-e-e-r
a-a-a mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn