this song ain't gonna be bad,
with words I will play yeah..
the girl just plain makes me mad
with all the fore play yeah

she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
and she'll make par

she said that playing with me
was "playing a round" yeah
she could never make three till my balls were found yeah
she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
and she'll make par

I don't know why she swings it so high
it's really not nice
and it's really not right by me
before she gives my putter a try
she aughta think right
she aughta grip tight for me...

she asks to carry my bag
I let her today yeah
the girl is actually bad..
her game is astray
she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
and she'll make par

I don't know why she swings it so high
it's really not nice
and it's really not right by me
before she gives my putter a try
she aughta think right
she aughta grip tight for me...

she said this game really sucks
she said that today yeah
kiss my balls for some luck
we'll golf every day yeah
she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
she's gotta stick it inside
and she'll make par
my baby made par my baby made par