Song Parodies -> "( I Will Swap) 500 Files"

Original Song Title:

"( I Will Walk)500 Miles"

Original Performer:

"( I Will Swap) 500 Files"

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The Lyrics

to the RIAA... you bastids.. just wait till the first lawyer finds you've been snooping and searching in someone's computer without a warrant, and they sure your
arrogant collective asses off

when I boot up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who boots it up for you,
when I log on, yeah I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna see and view Kazaa for you
when I download, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who downloads Mp3's
and if I burn them well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who makes cd's for you

and I will swap 500 files, and I will swap 500 more
just to be the man who swapped a thousand files,
and then I'll swap some more

when I"m listenin, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's listenin for you
as I pirate, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who pirates songs for you
if they find me, well I know I'm gonna plea,
I'm gonna plea that I have no cash and it's true..

and I will swap 500 files, and I will swap 500 more
just to be the man who swapped a thousand files,
and then I'll swap some more

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Static - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment

still funny after all this time.

who cares what my name is - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment

what is the point of this? you just insulted my brain

thei - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment

I like it. No greater love has man than he who fills up his hard disk with music for the one he loves.......

a lil girl in ab - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment

I didn't read your work, I know how it is already. I am trying to find your email again though. I figure you will recognize the lil leaf fan in alberta. I have your pic with the domi jersey to send ya!!!

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