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Song Parodies -> "A Blow Up Dolly"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"A Blow Up Dolly"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I bought a blow-up dolly, a brand new loose dolly
it's so nice to have a blow up doll along
she feels real well, dolly
latex smell dolly
inflate blowin, your form growin'
you'll last me so long
my friends were sayin,
soon I'll be laying
it's just so bad to be so wrong
she is fake, but then
she'll take a bite fellas,
love every night fellas,
dolly I'll never be without again

my friends were sayin,
soon I'll be laying
it's just so bad to be so wrong
she is fake, but then
she'll take a bite fellas,
love every night fellas,
dolly I'll never be without again
dolly I'll never be without again

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Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Woody Paige would approve.
AFW - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This ditty about a Dolly don't just dilly dally
Yoidy - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sure the Dali Llama would approve!
Red Ant - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Just use water-based lubricants; Vaseline will eat rubber (or so I've heard).

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