when my blood pressure rate arises
I will fill you all with fear
I will rip your windows off the sills
just to get in there at you.. oh dear
and then I'll tell you something
my brain is slightly screwed..
the steroids have shrunk my dink my dear
it's a goner, my dear, oh it's true

I'm geting slightly mad
I'm getting slightly mad
the steroid thing happened
oh yes, man it happened
it finally happened, I've gone mad

I'm working on my huge pecs
my roid rage is thrilling
pumping away on the pec-deck
who'll fight me? who's willing??
the rage can cause a fever
it's really bad for me
I hope it's nearly over
I'm nuttier than a date tree
oh dear I'm getting slightly mad
oh I'm getting slightly mad
it's finally happened
it's finally happened
it's finally happened I'm slightly mad oh dear..

injecting the steroid by needle,
unravelling fast, yes it's true
I'm living on protein and pills these days
and I fear it's just like you
I'm going slightly mad........
I'm getting slightly mad.. yes it's true
it's finally happened
there you have it