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Song Parodies -> "Why Are You Grey? ( The "young Hag" Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Y.M.C.A"
Original Performer:
The Village People
Parody Song Title:
"Why Are You Grey? ( The "young Hag" Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
young hag, see your type all around,
I said young hag, you could lose a few pounds,
I said young hag, then your youth is refound,
and you willl look so much better
young hag, you're not blind you're not deaf,
I said young hag, become an M.I.L.F
I said young hag, see a fresh cooking chef,
and you'll start to look much better
why are you grey
why are you grey
change your everything, and you'll have a boy toy
get a facial with milk and soy
why are you grey?
oh baby why are you grey?
use an anti grey cream,
be a brown haired man dream
and the world will see what's revealed..
young hag, are you listening to me?
I said young hag
lets explore sensually
I said young hag
we can date casually
and the door I will hold open.
you are not an island yourself,
you have nice eyes, and your smile and your health
all you need is a nice man with some wealth
and you know you'll make him happy
why are you gray?
I'm asking why are you grey?
you'd be everything for a man don't you know
why did you let yourself go?
why are you grey?
oh baby why are you grey?
use an anti grey cream,
be a brown haired man dream
and the world will see what's revealed..
young hag, get a pair of new shoes
and then young hag, go and get a hairdo
I said young had, then the hag word is through
and I promise I will love you
then when someone comes up to you
you can say that you are picky, yes you
and you then have
your choice of all the men too,
and you'll know just how good feels..
why are you gray?
I'm asking why are you grey?
you'd be everything for a man don't you know
why did you let yourself go?
why are you grey?
oh baby why are you grey?
use an anti grey cream,
be a brown haired man dream
and the world will see what's revealed..
young hag young hag, go and get some new shoes
young hag young hag, then your beauty you'll use
why are you grey?
why are you grey?
why are you grey?
why are you grey?
I said young hag, you could lose a few pounds,
I said young hag, then your youth is refound,
and you willl look so much better
young hag, you're not blind you're not deaf,
I said young hag, become an M.I.L.F
I said young hag, see a fresh cooking chef,
and you'll start to look much better
why are you grey
why are you grey
change your everything, and you'll have a boy toy
get a facial with milk and soy
why are you grey?
oh baby why are you grey?
use an anti grey cream,
be a brown haired man dream
and the world will see what's revealed..
young hag, are you listening to me?
I said young hag
lets explore sensually
I said young hag
we can date casually
and the door I will hold open.
you are not an island yourself,
you have nice eyes, and your smile and your health
all you need is a nice man with some wealth
and you know you'll make him happy
why are you gray?
I'm asking why are you grey?
you'd be everything for a man don't you know
why did you let yourself go?
why are you grey?
oh baby why are you grey?
use an anti grey cream,
be a brown haired man dream
and the world will see what's revealed..
young hag, get a pair of new shoes
and then young hag, go and get a hairdo
I said young had, then the hag word is through
and I promise I will love you
then when someone comes up to you
you can say that you are picky, yes you
and you then have
your choice of all the men too,
and you'll know just how good feels..
why are you gray?
I'm asking why are you grey?
you'd be everything for a man don't you know
why did you let yourself go?
why are you grey?
oh baby why are you grey?
use an anti grey cream,
be a brown haired man dream
and the world will see what's revealed..
young hag young hag, go and get some new shoes
young hag young hag, then your beauty you'll use
why are you grey?
why are you grey?
why are you grey?
why are you grey?
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Good write, Malcolm ... intentionally or otherwise, it's a nice turn or the "Georgy Girl" story. The "... become an M. I. L. F." line is priceless. :-)
laugh out loud funny. I agree with the M.I.L.F. line.
Sir, I long to be a Cowboy's dream, Lord HiGUNs!
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