bums hurt, bums ache, with gas, we make
any farts, not rough, or ripe, enough
it makes a lot of pain, makes a lot of pain,
bums emit a cloud, hemorroidal veins,
bums hurt.. oo-oo bums hurt

I'm young, I know, but even so,
diarrhea is goo, it's just soup poo
I really eat a lot, really like food hot,
farts just like a flame, when you eat curry hot,
bums hurt
ooh ooh bums hurt

some folk think digestion aids, pink rolaids, gastric aids,
some blow farts at meter maids,
they're not foolin me...
I know that this is true, know that it's so true,
a bum is like a tire, bald spots when it's through,
bums huirt.. ooh ooh bums hurt

I know that this is true, know that it's so true,
a bum is like a tire, bald spots when it's through,
bums huirt.. ooh ooh bums hurt