well he tried to wash it sunday, but he got so damn depressed
cause it just got thicker tangled, and he'd not be so well dressed
he ain't ready for the transplant, but i think it's almost time
that he'd see he's looking silly all the time

well I keep on laughing at you, mr woven hair, not wise
you and don king should do lunch dates, and we'll sneak up, boo!
surprise
need a picture correspondent, they are never here on time,
and that stupid weave just proves you've lost your mind

can you part it in the middle, can you twist it in the air?
will it restring your old fiddle? tied around your ears down there
well, you tried to fake it, and I don't mind sayin'
that rug won't make it,

well I keep on thinkin but you, what a hair of head has meant
and like that guy on television, both a client and president
need a picture correspondent, they are never here on time,
and that stupid weave just proves you've lost your mind

can you part it in the middle, can you twist it in the air?
will it restring your old fiddle? tied around your ears down there
well, you tried to fake it, and I don't mind sayin'
that rug won't make it,