well I'm back again, you can cook real nice
yes my eggies, I'll take three, as for hash browns, maybe, yes
this old greasy spoon, sure does feel like home
and the ketchup and the gravy seem to sate my hungriness

get me ham, get me eggs, get me juice,
stop the hungry that's driving me crazy, weak hearted too,
it helps me, the platter, I will get fatter,
so mister get me ham, get me eggs, get me juice

if some yolk should fall...on my silk shirt again
or the pants that I'm wearin, as I'm eating and I'll wipe it all wrong
I know I don't mind, folk won't even know
cvause my shirt is triple x size, and it hangs down way too low

get me ham, get me eggs, get me juice,
stop the hungry that's driving me crazy, weak hearted too,
it helps me, the platter, I will get fatter,
so mister get me ham, get me eggs, get me juice

get me ham, get me eggs, get me juice,
stop the hungry that's driving me crazy, weak hearted too,
it helps me, the platter, I will get fatter,
so mister get me ham, get me eggs, get me juice