you keep sayin, you got one to show me,
something you call fun, but must confess
it's a midget that you have been tossing,
and now you must face up to some redress
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you

wear his helmet, toss him through the netting
extra points if he hits the ring
some folks sayin that this thing's degrading,
but it's all the work the dwarf can get
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you

you keep sayin, that you've never lost one
now I'm playin, and I'll give a hurl
this little guy he weighs a lot, a half ton,
it's easier to toss a midget girl
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you

are you ready dwarfs??
start tossin