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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Died, To Bush Like Gore."
Original Song Title:
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Original Performer:
Chicago
Parody Song Title:
"Kerry Died, To Bush Like Gore."
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
on a cold november day,
Kerry learned his tainted fate
thirty years ago, "the guy"
he came back and ripped the guys
never through the white house door
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
got the boss to sing song,
Robert Redford says he's gone
swing states he just couldn't take
hitting George was one mistake
just a leftist bleating whore..
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
trried to show that he was deep,
slamming grunts, he's just a creep
glad he's gone no votes today
all the bull he had to say
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
Kerry learned his tainted fate
thirty years ago, "the guy"
he came back and ripped the guys
never through the white house door
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
got the boss to sing song,
Robert Redford says he's gone
swing states he just couldn't take
hitting George was one mistake
just a leftist bleating whore..
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
trried to show that he was deep,
slamming grunts, he's just a creep
glad he's gone no votes today
all the bull he had to say
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
Kerry died, to Bush, like Gore
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Good one. 5's
Hey, maybe if we're really lucky, the American dream will die too... (if it hasn't already)
"just a leftist bleating whore" ..... I vote this parody 5-5-5 because it's well-written and brilliantly opinionated, as are some of my recent Dick Cheney-lampooning parodies!
way to go, Malcolm
Made a great song even better... nice breath of fresh air from all the Bush parodies.
Typical crassness from the feeble-minded right wing. How "funny" is your pathetic exercise at Dem-bashing now (Oct. 2006)? Not to mention the second-hand songwriting -- having "guy" rhyme with "guy"?????
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