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Song Parodies -> "Veins"

Original Song Title:

"Chains"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Veins"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

veins, my baby's legs are covered in veins,
and they aint the kind, you want to see,
those veins have blood, varicose you see
veins, well she should get rid of all of those veins,
that spider round, oh they gross me,
oh oh these veins have blood, varicose you see

I wanna tell you pretty lady,
surgery is fine,
I'd like to kiss you
but darlin, I'm just grossed by these veins
veins, my baby's legs are covered in veins,
and they aint the kind, you want to see,
those veins have blood, varicose you see


please believe me when I tell you
your legs are sweet
I'd like to touch them
but I'm just grossed out by all of the
veins, my baby's legs are covered in veins,
and they aint the kind, you want to see,
those veins have blood, varicose you see
veins, well she should get rid of all of those veins,
that spider round, oh they gross me,
oh oh these veins have blood, varicose you see

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Red Ant - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm, maybe this is what Kurt Cobain was thinking of when he wrote the lyrics "With the lights out, it's less dangerous".

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