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Song Parodies -> "Herein Is The Benefit Of Being Tight"

Original Song Title:

"Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Herein Is The Benefit Of Being Tight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for the benefit of being tight,
you can have some fun tonight,
in the girls latrine,
the panther ladies will be there,
two of them completely bare,
what a scene
no more pom pom babies,
off with garters,
and a last leap off the toilet, and let's try'er
then they'll say they're not gay out to the world..

the celebrated two that night
were panther pretties every night I saw them play
I watched them ladies dance and flit
now they love to kiss a bit in the ladies room,
Mrs K and T assure the public
she was only wiping both their bums
and of course, one was the source
of the tongue waltz..

the game had ended with a win,
when the lovelies strode right in, for a play
one went in and she said "hut!
the other bared that cheery butt what a thing
having said there's time for this gyrating,
a splendid time was witnessed then by all
and tonight, here on "sportsnight" we're having the girls...

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Michael Pacholek - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Somebody suggested that the Minnesota Vikings oughta hire these cheerleaders, they'd fit right in.

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