for the benefit of being tight,
you can have some fun tonight,
in the girls latrine,
the panther ladies will be there,
two of them completely bare,
what a scene
no more pom pom babies,
off with garters,
and a last leap off the toilet, and let's try'er
then they'll say they're not gay out to the world..

the celebrated two that night
were panther pretties every night I saw them play
I watched them ladies dance and flit
now they love to kiss a bit in the ladies room,
Mrs K and T assure the public
she was only wiping both their bums
and of course, one was the source
of the tongue waltz..

the game had ended with a win,
when the lovelies strode right in, for a play
one went in and she said "hut!
the other bared that cheery butt what a thing
having said there's time for this gyrating,
a splendid time was witnessed then by all
and tonight, here on "sportsnight" we're having the girls...