he came upon the cream, the clear,
injecting them as he was told
he then could bench a thousand pounds
it's natural, so he was told
from his strong hands, good swing and all that
the pirates all homer-man king!
the things to come yes some would say,
this have a steroid ring

now through the park the homers fly,
as Barry swats again
out into water, never dry
as barry "jects again
we never saw the needle tracks,
the forty ponds he gained
his "little arnold" tricep racks
were vitamins he claimed

but balco's sins would come to light
and people said his name
how he was weak until he "creamed"
and never was again
and man, awash with cash, fear not,
here's fifteen grand for you
a paper trail can sink my rep
what I will say's untrue

for lo! the days are racing on
the records he now holds
are questioned by the very peers
who's muscles can grow old
when you reveal the naked truth
in all a splendid thing
we know you should have just popped out
with your all "natural" swing.

Syonara Barry. my opinion, you did it..