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Song Parodies -> "Midlife Confessions"
Original Song Title:
"Midnight Confessions"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Grass Roots
Parody Song Title:
"Midlife Confessions"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
the sound of a goose step
tells me that you're near,
the smell of your lotion, baby,
brings out a fear in me that no ons should hear in me, except
in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to
one little bad thing, a softened gland, now I understand,
there's some others before me, viagra is fine,
a woody is mine..
stagger through the daytime,
my secretary on my mind,
passing so close beside that baby
sometimes my wood is just so hard to hide , except..
in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to
one little bad thing, a softened gland, now I understand,
there's some others before me, viagra is fine,
a woody is mine..
in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to
tells me that you're near,
the smell of your lotion, baby,
brings out a fear in me that no ons should hear in me, except
in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to
one little bad thing, a softened gland, now I understand,
there's some others before me, viagra is fine,
a woody is mine..
stagger through the daytime,
my secretary on my mind,
passing so close beside that baby
sometimes my wood is just so hard to hide , except..
in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to
one little bad thing, a softened gland, now I understand,
there's some others before me, viagra is fine,
a woody is mine..
in my midlife confessions,
when I'm tellin a shrink what I want to
in my midlife confessions,
when I hear what a mess I have come to.
I've come to
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eye-catching title, enjoyed it
Glad to hear you found a solution (of the Pfizer kind). Poignant.
Could have clinched the ending better if you had spelled it: "I've cum too!" :-O
How do you know when you're old? When you can look back at your midlife crisis! I remember mine. I wanted to buy a hot new car and fool around with a twenty year old. But on my paycheck I had to compromise and just buy a twenty-year old car . . . Good job, Malcolm!
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