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Song Parodies -> "Litte Pills Mean I'm Not (the Contraceptive Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Little Things Mean A Lot"

Original Performer:

Kitty Kallen

Parody Song Title:

"Litte Pills Mean I'm Not (the Contraceptive Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

blew me a kiss from across the room
showed him the fun that I've got
touched my hair, no pregnancy scare
little pills mean I'm not

put on the charm as we were discreet
alcohol, roofies and pot
I always say not in family way
little pills mean I'm not

don't have to pawn off my diamonds and pearls
abortion clinics not much
just hold me close and still twirl my curls
cause honestly, baby, I won't say maybe

give me a chance at the end of the day
won't need a shoulder to cry on
the little box says just take one pill a day
it's the new one I rely on

we know the truth in our secret smile
this moring I never forgot
pregnancy never, forever and ever
the little pills mean I'm not

give me a chance at the end of the day
won't need a shoulder to cry on
the little box says just take one pill a day
it's the new one I rely on

we know the truth in our secret smile
this moring I never forgot
pregnancy never, forever and ever
the little pills mean I'm not

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2Eagle - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I always hated this sappy song - nice mangling.

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