when I find my mouth in times of trouble,
something scary comes to me
molars, teeth of wisdom, dentistry
and with a dental harness,
he is standing right in front of me
out will come the wisdoms, dentistry
and when the chilly hearted people
in my H.M.O will see
a claim on my insurance, dentistry
dentistry dentistry dentistry dentistry
removal of my wisdoms, dentistry

and now my brain is cloudy,
he has used the gas on me
now he will start drilling, dentally
I perk up to the sound of muzak
'tween the screams of pain I see
blood and teeth my sorrow, dentistry
dentistry dentistry dentistry dentistry
why is this the answer dentistry?