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Song Parodies -> "New Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Eyes"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"New Guys"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

new guys, they're all talk, new guys
now they're pissing me,
and it's not the way..

new guys,
sadly these new guys
will all prove they're bums
take our cash today
and I say

new guys out in three more years
we will rule again
gladly these new guys
will all be gone again

new guys
maybe these new guys
will just roll up and die
wishing comes from me

new guys, ooh I hate these guys
they are all offside
after guys like me
You will see..

new guys out in three more years
we will rule again
gladly these new guys
will all be gone again

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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Mr. Ones - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Out in 3 years? I don't think so. You can hope and push all you want, but I don't think it's gonna happen. Your latest parodies have made me so sick, I think I'm going to puke in the toilet. TSB's stuff is better than this rubbish. Now I shall place my signature vote in the ballot box.
Your Mom - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, hey hey! No name calling.

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