well I came to life with my foot a funny
a butt like cheese, and ears like bunny
but the bunny ears were not all alone
then they called out HAMMERTOE!
and then they called the doctors and they gathered round
at the claw like foot that they had found
as the orthopaedic surgeons know..
they can fix a hammertoe,

oh hammertoe, when I was a baby,
hammertoe, feet all curled
took a hammer there, and rearranged the bone,
and made me walkin, talkin, on my own,
oh hammertoe, when I was a baby,
hammertoe, feel all curled
it's a darn good feel when you have new heels,
not hammertoe


and the doc said now that I've done the toes,
he grabbed my ears, dais.. What of those?
said the plastic surgeon standing there ..
I can cut them below his hair,
and they pulled away and they sawed around,
as the old ear pieces hit the ground,
and the bunny ears, and my wiggle nose
weren't so bad as my hammertoe

oh hammertoe, when I was a baby,
hammertoe, feetl all curled
took a hammer there, and rearranged the bone,
and made me walkin, talkin, on my own,
oh hammertoe, when I was a baby,
hammertoe, feel all curled
it's a darn good feel when you have new heels,
not hammertoe

and the Doc said now we can make him free
as they practised plastic surgery,
and the doctor who came for the trip, for free
fixed my palate lip, for me
and the stood around, my trolley bed
and they tried to fix my funny head
now the only thing that kinda shows
is my hammertoe,

oh hammertoe, when I was a baby,
hammertoe, feet all curled
took a hammer there, and rearranged the bone,
and made me walkin, talkin, on my own,
oh hammertoe, when I was a baby,
hammertoe, feel all curled
it's a darn good feel when you have new heels,
not hammertoe