Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Love"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

"Kentucky Love"

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The Lyrics

Kentucky love, love
kentucky love

I buy a diamond ring, for her if it makes her feel all right
I sleep beside her body every night, and I always hold her tight
she's my sister, I'm her brother,
that's kentucky love

I asked her dad to marry her, and he said it's ok too,
my aunt and uncle are his kids, it's a big inbred to-do
she's my sister, I'm her brother,
honey Kentucky love

Kentucky love, love ( everybody tells me NO!)
kentucky love no no no noooooooo

say you don't need no different name, and I'll be satisfied
several of our uncles have three ears, the other two six eyes
she's my sister, I'm her brother,
honey Kentucky love

Kentucky love, love
kentucky love

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mac - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment

...or Iraqi love. Lot's more inbreeding going on in Arab countries than in Kentucky.

Foghill - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Gee for a minute there I thought I was reading Country's Top 40 lyrics! Great job.

Big Johnson - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment

The writer of these lyrics has masturbated way too many times and has only dreamed of being Lucky from Kentucky. You have a sick brain and need to blow the snott out of it, turd. I' m having a nice day with your mother. Believe what you may. Better to be in-bred than a half-breed you melano.

Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment

This stuff goes on in Kentucky, and they vote Republican? I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

malcolm higgins - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment

geez, b.j...... did I hit a vein????

Kat - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Okay, this is just kind of twisted.

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