Bill, we loved you so
and now you're killed
I look at you and see
The swinging time's away
Oh, but uma once survived
her weddin' day (Weddin' day)

was not on your side Bill,
when you shot Uma
the deadly viper five bill
they were your choosin'
but kung fu and love won't carry you
for the ending you choose

I loved kung fu
and ones he killed
the grasshopper voice
would never tire helped networks sell (networks sell)
but you could never leave your
inner place of hell ( place of hell)

the officers came runnin
when you were drinkin'
then they found you one day
as you were swinging
the closet was where your end will be
why did you end it all Bill?

we loved you so
we always will
and though Ellie Driver had your heart
you acted proud ( acted proud)
now, sad, Bill, you'll never
act again with cows (kung fu cows)


Come on Bill (Come on Bill)
Oh, come on Bill (Come on Bill)

Come on you worried me Bill
was this the ending you choose?
you worried me Bill
y got the end that some choose
ending you choose