Song Parodies -> That's A Moray

Original Song Title:

"Thats Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

  
Parody Song Title:

"That's A Moray"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

when you're diving at night, and your feet feel the bite,
that's a moray
when your hand's in the cave, suddenly you'll need saved,
that's a moray
when you blubber and scream, but you have a bad dream
that's amore
when he hits all your fingers, with teeth that are stingers,
a moray...

that's a moray that's a moray

little fella

when he bites on your thumb, takes a chunk of your bum,
that's a moray
when you reach in his cave, he's all bravo and brave
he's a moray

and it's not how it feels, and you know you have eels,
that's a moray....
scuzza me, but you see, let them be, or you'll see
lotsa morays.......

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Billy Florio - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn it! Another time one of my ideas is dont by someone else! I got to start writing them when I think of them
norman k - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This is the type of writing that catches my attention--really clever. Just like William Tong's "Tequila" song. I'd much rather see William do more of that than just the Bush stuff all the time, because he really is talented, and so is Malcolm. Songs like these are something that everyone can understand and we all know what the subject matter is! No need to sit here and think about it, and I don't see anything offensive in it, either!
John Jenkins - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, I did have to think about it. In the third line, "when you blubber and scream," did Malcolm intentionally or accidentally select "amore" instead of "a moray?" It works either way, but amore probably causes more blubbering and screaming than moray eels.
Steven Cavanagh - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I also thought of this one years ago - "when you're diving and feel the bite of a great eel, that's a moray". Like Billy, I didn't write it down either :-(
Spaff.com - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
"That's a moray" is an irresistible pun. I've seen it tossed off in a Disney flick (Little Mermaid?) and there's at least one recorded version, by "Renowned Children's Singer Linda Arnold."
JeffS - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Put your hand in a crack, and you don't get it back.. That's a moray!
commentaTrix - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir MalColm, ~Lord HiGuns~, Duke o'Sex-On-Knee, please Sir: . . . ~ No Mo Ray ~
Paula - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
When you meet a big eel, and its teeth are like steel, That's a moray. When the eel in the reef has your heel in its teeth, That's a moray.
kevin - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
feel a sting on feet when your wadding out deep thats a moray it looks like a snake but its slimey and grey its an eel love the name swap wish i found this site years ago
SteveC - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
It's a fairly old joke now. There are better That's Amore parodies around. I came looking for one. I'm still looking.
Mark Scotti - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
To SteveC: I did one in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/deanmartin20.shtml

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