whoa wo wo wo
took the longest time
whoa wo wo
took the longest...

if I write a nice quintet tonight,
I'll have now one thousand, am I right?
I've lost my mind, now,
I need five songs to find,
but I will think you know it took the longest time

once I trailed Will Tong he had the most
but I persevered, now he is toast,
I do respect him,
in competition, I dissect him,
that was even though it took the longest time

whoa wo wo wo
took the longest time
whoa wo wo
took the longest...

I'll write songs till I become the best,
I love writing it puts hair upon my chest
so now I can't lie,
I'm just a little fat guy
I was into this, it took the longest time

maybe I won't last very long,
here, amiright
May lose to Will Tong,
maybe I've been trying too hard,
but I've come this far,
it's a grand that I hoped for

who knows how much further I'll go on
maybe till all my brainy cells are gone
I don't write filler,
I have the queen Miss miller,
since our last duet it's been the longest time

I had quite a job at the start,
I said to myself,
don't have a brain fart
I was hundreds down when I began,
but I hit "submit" again
now I'm four from the big door

that's the door that I'll be running through
thousand one, now I'll work number two,
I love this writing,
I find the wordplay so inviting,
now I don't mind that writing took the longest time

whoa wo wo wo
took the longest time
whoa wo wo
took the longest...time