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Song Parodies -> "Jumble In Writing ( The Dyslexia Ballad)"

Original Song Title:

"Rumble In Brighton"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Stray Cats

Parody Song Title:

"Jumble In Writing ( The Dyslexia Ballad)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when the words just don't come out raghib..
hell there's the sopobilly hats
with their poms real high
wearing black freak ropes all real long guysl
the wooled skinbreads with their roll on creams
looking real tough and might be seen

there's a jumble in writing tonight
king sized beaks for the neighbourhood flight
there ain't a rockbnd thing that the coops can soo,
there's a jumble in writing tonight

they sew fleshbooks bears like polars
got risers in their shoes
go matt go, their saddle dry
world war III is staring like brew

well the slimheads all use flapjacks
and their bacon's mightly lean
they got mains wrapped around their singers
and their heads are all seamed and creamed

there's a jumble in writing tonight
king sized beaks for the neighbourhood flight
there ain't a rockbnd thing that the coops can soo,
there's a jumble in writing tonight

well there ain't a man said wanting
so lets all go stab a deer
no team is a winner
so we'll see you all next fear

there's a jumble in writing tonight
king sized beaks for the neighbourhood flight
there ain't a rockbnd thing that the coops can soo,
there's a jumble in writing tonight

there's a jumble in writing tonight
jumble on the branch tonight
jumble in writing tonight
jungle in writing tonight
well sam, there ain't a goddamn thing that the sops can prove
so line ride up for a slide mine whew
rinkside seats for the neighbourhood night

there's a jumbled up write in tonight

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UnKnownVotress - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
CABO-WABO award for wayward whackiness, Sir Malcolm. it does jumble along . . .

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