Song Parodies -> Drugs Will Keep Us Together
| Original Song Title: | "Love Will Keep Us Together" |
| Original Performer: | Captain And Tennille |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drugs Will Keep Us Together" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
drugs, drugs will keep us together,
sitting in rehab forever,
when that counselor comes along, saying we're wrong
just shut him out, have a hit from this bong,
don't stop, cause I need some drugs too
stop, and we'll drink some thing too
hooked from the start and now drugs keep us together
you you need ecstacy now
special k is for me now
now the dealers are hangin around, prices are down
just sixty bucks for a mexican ounce
don't stop, cause I need some drugs too
stop, and we'll drink some wine too
hooked from the start and now drugs keep us together
smack is beautiful,
someday the high will be gone
when the others say to get off,
I'll offer you a new bong
I will I will, I will I.....
(instrumental)
a pill a pill a pill a pill
I'll pop pills forever
drugs will keep us together
said it before, I'll say it for you, our drug days are through
I need drugs now and I'll need them then
I pop, cause I need the drugs too
pop, when I'm thinking of you
hooked from the start and now drugs keep us together
sitting in rehab forever,
when that counselor comes along, saying we're wrong
just shut him out, have a hit from this bong,
don't stop, cause I need some drugs too
stop, and we'll drink some thing too
hooked from the start and now drugs keep us together
you you need ecstacy now
special k is for me now
now the dealers are hangin around, prices are down
just sixty bucks for a mexican ounce
don't stop, cause I need some drugs too
stop, and we'll drink some wine too
hooked from the start and now drugs keep us together
smack is beautiful,
someday the high will be gone
when the others say to get off,
I'll offer you a new bong
I will I will, I will I.....
(instrumental)
a pill a pill a pill a pill
I'll pop pills forever
drugs will keep us together
said it before, I'll say it for you, our drug days are through
I need drugs now and I'll need them then
I pop, cause I need the drugs too
pop, when I'm thinking of you
hooked from the start and now drugs keep us together
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Amazing
You may have written the next hit song for Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Good job!
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