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Song Parodies -> "Can't Seem To Hit Delete"

Original Song Title:

"Dancin In The Street"

Original Performer:

Martha Reeves

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Seem To Hit Delete"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

surfin all around the world,
a cyberspacic super net
watchin on my new big screen
and somebody pops up "wanna bet?"
stay in Dayton ohio. (can't seem to hit delete)
fly to new orleans (can't seem to hit delete)
from New York City (can't seem to hit delete)

all you need is click it (sweet sweet, click it )
and we'll redirect you there
there'll be pop up music, for your own choosing
doesn't matter what or where
just click that link right there
so come on every guy, grab your card,
punch those numbers in cause it aint too hard
and I can't seem cant seem to hit delete

there's an ad for hooters, on your computer
a place where you can eat
there'll be hooters swayin, click for payin, (can't seem to hit delete)
in the ads I see they wear
clothes that make them seem so bare,
so come on, every guy, don't be bad
please don't stop our pop up ads, we'll be sendin
can't seem to hit delete (can't seem to hit delete)

buy from in L.a everyday
and you can't seem to hit delete (can't seem to hit delete)
it cuts your surfin time, but hey that's fine
and I can't seem to hit delete (can't seem to hit delete)
in my pilot too, for me and you, (I can't seem to hit delete)
can't seem to hit delete
(can't seem to hit delete

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Billy Florio - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This is great!
Stray Pooch - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I love the word play in this one. Good job.
the big pink eraser - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
how can deleting something be so hard???

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