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Song Parodies -> "Military Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Military Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey guy and adagio.. can I play??? can I can I can I please???
the hummer was mined and it blew up beneath me
bloody hell.. pieces fell
tank came along and our unit all fell back
reinforced, it got worse

don't know if I will, but until I survive this
my purple heart coming soon, not arrived yet
I'll be what I am
military man
military man

had it to here with all these stinky iraquis
whacky man, taliban
find the towel underneath is the main man
pack him in, Osama bin

don't know if I will, but until I survive this
my purple heart coming soon, not arrived yet
I'll be what I am
military man
military man

don't know if I will, but until I survive this
my purple heart coming soon, not arrived yet
I'll be what I am
military man
military man



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Diva - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy & Adagio play with Malky.....Pack him in an osama bin was funny!
malcolm higgins - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva, why don't you ever email me?? and thanks for the compliment.. you and royce are my favourite female responders.. Merry I'd just like to bang...lol
Diva - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Malky, I'd love to write you, but I am very cautious about contacting people via email. I've had some bad luck with spammers in the past.
I can tell you right here that, you are one of most dedicated and beloved personalities at Amiright! I think the world of you.
Guy DiRito - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I would have so loved to comment on your 'Democratic Man" parody but for some reason the comment feature is not showing up but it doesn't say that comments were restricted by the writer.

I LOLed at this one:
I put it a place where the day sun's never shining
where it smells.. looks like fidel

With Billy - it could really happen like this. I wouldn't put anything past that guy.
Wild Man - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work Malc, glad to see that people are leaving you comments. I agree that you are a very importiant writer. Like I said before, I wish I had your energy.

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