leder hosen feel like boards
rubbin my nuts till there ain't no skin left there
or pubic hair
my undies are bare
had quite a time with the leather chafing

itchin, and it's givin pain,
vaseline there and I even tried a thong
over my dong
that's what I want
no need to wear these on no man, unless achtoong

oh I love my leder wild
if it was smooth I'd be so happy
wood shoes complete the style
I rubbed my ass with a wax carnuba
as I stayed there and I learned the tuba
an oom pa pa world
it keeps me hangin on

wear a cow
wearin cows
leder now my baby

leder hosen they're my style
I take them off an hour every night , that's allright
sometimes they're tight
my kit sees the light
leder hosen is a store bought fashion
if you're a dutch boy it 's worn with passion
an oom pa pa world
it keeps me hangin on

wear a cow
wearin cows
leder now my baby

leder hosen they're my style
I take them off an hour every night , that's allright
sometimes they're tight
my kit sees the light
how do they feel don't ask no questions, yeah..