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Song Parodies -> ""Beano" Makes A Fartless Wonder"

Original Song Title:

"Abcense Makes The Heart Grow Fonder"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

""Beano" Makes A Fartless Wonder"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for those of you, like me, quite ahem.. musical, there is a pill.
if you could smell me,
I know you would tell me
so folks will you please remember
beano makes a fartless wonder
for everyone else

I ripped one loudly,
I smiled so proudly
and funny, that was september
beano makes a fartless wonder
for somebody else..

when I eat each day, the smell still stays
can't say I will, but I'm now saved
I may drop two, away from you
it's there again, my butt hole cave
when I get bashful, my colon's trashful
so folks all please remember
beano makes a fartless wonder
for everyone else

when I eat each day, the smell still stays
can't say I will, but I'm now saved
I may drop two, away from you
it's there again, my butt hole cave
when I get bashful, my colon's trashful
so folks all please remember
beano makes a fartless wonder
for everyone else
for everyone else

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2Eagle - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Five flutterblasts.

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