rows and rows of food in there
ice cream , pastries everywhere
and balls of skin and rolled up hair
I've used the scope that way

but now I look from the outside
spread your cheeks out far and wide
how big a saddle do you ride?
I will not eat today

I've checked your ring from both sides now
looked in and out, and still somehow
there's polyps, lesions, and deadfall
I really don't know this at all

half lune moons and shrimp and rice
are plugged up and it's not real nice
I'll give your colon some advice
get roto rooter there

but yours us just another crack
there's several more just three rooms back
my patient load will never slack
america is great


I've checked your ring from both sides now
looked in and out, and still somehow
there's polyps, lesions, and deadfall
I really don't know this at all

cereals, like trix and toasty o's
will get removed by HMOS
but that's the way my business grows
no ifs ands or butts

and over years my outlook's changed,
the scope is clean I'm feeling strange
it's just the perks that I have gained
to let me look inside

I've checked your ring from both sides now
looked in and out, and still somehow
there's polyps, lesions, and deadfall
I really don't know this at all

I've checked your ring from both sides now
looked in and out, and still somehow
there's polyps, lesions, and deadfall
I really don't know this at all