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Song Parodies -> "The Breasts Are Yet To Come"

Original Song Title:

"The Best Is Yet To Come"

Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"The Breasts Are Yet To Come"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

just a small round bump on her chest ain't right
and the breasts were yet to come
and the new implants would make shirts tight
hers would never grow
she was not a lucky one
ain't it funny she can't find guys
but the breats have yet to come

used to cry herself to sleep at night
'cause the breasts had yet to come
she'll be hefty and round one day
like blondes she'll now have fun
then when she has tears
off the edge and drip they'll run
cosmetically a good buy
when the breasts have yet to come

she finds herself thinkin about yesterday
there they were, she was livin in a dream
all the operation takes
hope the doc makes no mistakes
like you're buying fun... you've finally now begun

just a small chest girl but now she's paid
and now the doctor goes..
the scalpel there, her skin is ripped
now she's god "double o's"
now there will be fears
will her bra not come undone
cosmetically a good buy
now the breast job has begun

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Michael Pacholek - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I realize this comment could end up in the WhatFreaks zone, but... Uh, Malcolm if you think the BREASTS are about to COME, then you're doing it wrong!
U Guest It - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I only know the Frank Sinatra song with the same title, so I don't know how this one is supposed to sound, but this is great. And hey Michael Pacholek, maybe that's his term for lactation!

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