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Song Parodies -> "Lesions On Your Bum (the Confidential Vd Clinic So"
Original Song Title:
"Seasons In The Sun"
Original Performer:
Terry Jacks
Parody Song Title:
"Lesions On Your Bum (the Confidential Vd Clinic So"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
you tried to use your trusted end
you are so stretched you now will need depends
prolapse will soon now reach your knees
what will help is surgeries,
scalpels, colonoscopies,
goodbye young friend, you're going to die
the latex warnings let your mind decide
now that lesion sits right there
pretty soon, they're everywhere,
lose your sight and lose your hair
too big toys, too much fun,
there's a lesion on your bum
and the lube that you used
didn't help, you were abused..
goodbye you fool, for what you've got
is something only careless people caught
tried to teach you right from wrong
from the back it's always wrong
now your life won't be so long
goodbye young friend, you're going to die
the latex warnings let your mind decide
now that lesion sits right there
pretty soon, they're everywhere,
lose your sight and lose your hair
too big toys, too much fun,
there's a lesion on your bum
and the lube that you used
didn't help, you were abused..
goodbye I know you're soon to bleed
this i.v line will help your body feed,
should have taken safer roads,
lived in straight not gay abodes,
never watch your viral loads,
goodbye young friend, you're going to die
the latex warnings let your mind decide
now that lesion sits right there
pretty soon, they're everywhere,
lose your sight and lose your hair
too big toys, too much fun,
there's a lesion on your bum
and the lube that you used
didn't help, you were abused..
you are so stretched you now will need depends
prolapse will soon now reach your knees
what will help is surgeries,
scalpels, colonoscopies,
goodbye young friend, you're going to die
the latex warnings let your mind decide
now that lesion sits right there
pretty soon, they're everywhere,
lose your sight and lose your hair
too big toys, too much fun,
there's a lesion on your bum
and the lube that you used
didn't help, you were abused..
goodbye you fool, for what you've got
is something only careless people caught
tried to teach you right from wrong
from the back it's always wrong
now your life won't be so long
goodbye young friend, you're going to die
the latex warnings let your mind decide
now that lesion sits right there
pretty soon, they're everywhere,
lose your sight and lose your hair
too big toys, too much fun,
there's a lesion on your bum
and the lube that you used
didn't help, you were abused..
goodbye I know you're soon to bleed
this i.v line will help your body feed,
should have taken safer roads,
lived in straight not gay abodes,
never watch your viral loads,
goodbye young friend, you're going to die
the latex warnings let your mind decide
now that lesion sits right there
pretty soon, they're everywhere,
lose your sight and lose your hair
too big toys, too much fun,
there's a lesion on your bum
and the lube that you used
didn't help, you were abused..
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Ouch!
You're one sick puppy, Malcolm... talented, but decidedly sick ;-)
Another rump romp for Malcolm. Take Preparation E... because what letter of the alphabet is E? Number 5.
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