Song Parodies -> "Digest"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

"Digest"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

hey you, with that fork on your plate,
you're not feling too great
your dad diet has made you inflate,
please don't swell, just digest

I know, a tub of ice cream,
won't help you keep lean,
your poor pants will smash at the seams
but it's ok please digest

and if you digest
your food is best
and you won't get fat
we'll get you bulk from a can
fibre helps you with that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
please digest

you need to before you get old
proctology's told
as a new way to die, or stay clean,
anyway,
please digest

and if you digest
your food is best
and you won't get fat
we'll get you bulk from a can
fibre helps you with that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
please digest

I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
I'm warning you that
please digest

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Spoof-Man - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Malcolm , Loved your song.... just.....well...can any one parodie another Elton Jhon song, how about Goodby Yellow Brickroad, or Beeny N' The Jets!! Love your parodie, I mean all 555's but I'm just puting it out there!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.