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Song Parodies -> "Two Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Eyes"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Two Guys"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

two guys... baby needs two guys
as she lies there still
while they nail away
two guys
baby needs two guys
when the mornin comes
they'll be gone all day
and I say

two guys sharin baby's bed
sharin baby's reign
Merry needs two guys
or she's alone again

two guys baby needs two guys
while she does one guy
what's the other do?
two guys....
ooh she loves two guys
one on either side
where she wants to be

two guys makes it twice as fun
help her ease the pain
merry needs two guys
and I'm alone again

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   4

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Meriadoc - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh "Malkie Stop!" Now I gotta go download this song, so I can vote... back in a bit...
Meriadoc - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahhhh! You know how to get my 5's don'tcha? But who is the other guy? I thought Pippin was a girl? Or is she? Or is he? Wait, that might still make it 2 guys. Or is it three? Billy - help!
malcolm higgins - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
maybe pips is a drag queen "seems like a woman to me" might fit, until he unleashes ..."MR WINKIE!""" aaaaaaarrrgggggghhhhhhhhh
Peregrin - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay Malcolm! Now it's official! I'm starting a list!
malcolm higgins - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
a list of what???
Meriadoc - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
A list of people to make it a foursome? Pacholek? Florios? Ooops -that would be a fivesome...
Bob Gomez - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You people are sick. Let's meet at my house. d;:^)
malcolm higgins - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
we just gotta ask Bill Tong..he can smell a "bad" bush anywhere
Bob Gomez - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey! You! Get off of Bill Tong! Don't hang around 'cause three's a throng, Allright now Baby! d;:^D
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
A sixer would be funny. Do any of you's want to get laid right now? Meet me at my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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